ok so i love twilight just so u guys know... but i want edward ALL TOO MYSELF!!!!!!! NO ONE ESLE CAN HAVE HIM!!!!!!
i guess i'm supposed to tell u i dont own twilight???
Chapter 1: The Stupid Bitch
"BELLA SWAN IS SUCH A STUPID BITCH!!!!"
I'll explain my freakout in a sec.
Hi my name is Miranda Ravenhair and about and i just moved to a small town called Forks in washington. I used to live in South Carolina but my dad was relocated for his job because he makes cars and they wanted him to work in a plant out west. Its pretty boring here there isn't a lot to do. No one really likes me at Forks high school and I don't know why. Mom says its because their jealous of how pretty I am but I don't really think I'm pretty just average maybe less. But I'm used to hearing that.
Girls always hate me because of my long black hair and bright green eyes. Theonly person whos been nice to me is this really awesome guy named Edward but he's kinda weird for some reason and I can't figure out what it is but he's gorgeous so it doesn't really matter. I think he might be in love with me because I'm the only one pretty enough for him at least that's what my sister says. I think it might be because im not all preppy and popular like the other girls at school. Theres this girl named Bella Swan whos constantly bugging him but he usually just blows her off because hed rather hang out with me maybe he'll ask me out soon?!?
It all strated when I was in math class and we were doing the thagorus theorum. He got it right away but math isn't my good subject so I asked him for help cause he sat next to me. Edward explained to me how to do it and I understood it ever since thanks to him. Wed never talked before but ever since that happened weve been together a lot even though that bitchy girl bella is always trying to tag along he even had to save her life once what a nusiance. Shes just so fucking plain and boring I can't stand it she wears all those cute little pink sweaters that show major cleavage and that's the only reason Edward liks her at all otherwise hed be totally rapped up in me because im way better looking only im not a huge SLUT. Shes slept with mike and Eric and now won't even talk to them so what does that say?!?
So anyways ever since Edwards been interested in me its been a huge battle between the slut bella and me except im not really fighting cause shes a petty bitch who keeps sabotaging my relationship with the most beautiful man on he planet. She's so dumb to like last week the teacher asked her what Christopher Columbus' ship was and she said the mayflower how stupid can you be?!? (seriously I can see bella doing this can't you?!?!?!) yesterday when she did this Edward rolled his eyes at her rand put his arm around my shoulder and walked with me down the hall it was amazing like having a boyfriend witch Ive never had before.
Something was really weird about it though because the second his hand went around my shoulder I got really cold when id expect to be warm because of being excited about it but no Edward's skin is like a rock on a realllllllly cold day. I think he might have a blood disorder because of it and because hes really pail to. Bella's crazy though and says his skin feels like granite (I just wanna know why the little whore knows what his skin feels like so I can kick her ass!!-Right girls???) but I think its really soft just cold.
"Why do you have you're arm around me?" I asked kinda shifty.
"Does it bother you?" Edward asked his voice really smooth.
I felt like my heart skipped a beat. "No it doesn't bother me why do you think it should.
He did anamazing crooked smiled at me. "usually it bugs girls but I'm glad your ok with it,"
Just then Bella Swan appeared around the corner and stoped dead in her tracks (hahaha I wish shed stop dead in her tracks literally).
"OMG Edward why are you touching the new girl?" she wined coming up to the two of us and pouting.
"Because I like her.' Edwards voice was really cold towards the crazy Bella.
She pouted again "but I thought you liked ME! What's wrong with ME!!!???"
"Uh well I dunno maybe its because you're a crazy bitch" I thought and Edward smiled and laughed like he could read my mind it was really weird.
I guess bella didn't want me to be happy because before I know it she's jumping at me and scratching me with her fingernails and pulling my hair (can totally see bella going all crazy bitch like that can't you?!?!)
"your gonna die bitch!!!" she yelled down the hall so that a teacher peeped his head out the door.
"BELLA SWAN WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!" he yelled and rushed out of the room pulling bella off me. "GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Are you okay Miss Ravenhair?" he asked much more calm now as I clug to Edward.
"Yeah im fine since I have Edward." I smiled with a little whimper but it was starting to not hurt as much since Edward was clinging to me.
The teacher left and the halls started to clear but still I held onto Edward and we didn't move we just stood there like time had stood still and we never had to move again.
"Miranda I really like you" said Edward as he clung to me "I want you to go out with me s o I can protect you will you do it?"
I grinned the biggest grin of my entire life. "oh my god Edward of course I will I can't imagine anything better then dating you!!!"
"Great looks like were an item then " he held my hand proudly and serenly "would you like a ride home from school."
"I'd love one" I blushed and smiled sparkilly up at him.
It was the best ride home ever we just talked ant talked about how many things we had in common like the same music movies interests it was like talking tp a soul mate you didn't know you had like just that amazing (unless you know the fealing its really hard to describe -amiright??) and as I shut the car door when I got home he blew me a kiss.
"See you tomorrow beautiful," he smiled like he was a little embarrassed and drove away leaving me the happiest I'd ever been in my entire life.
Now I just had to get rid of htat little slut Bella.
well what did u think??? NO FLAMES THIS IS MY FIRST FIC BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
