Brainless nonsence
chpt:1 (A/n:I dont own naruto or any other characters but renee.My sis owns Al and My friends own tas and nikki :)
Renee:omg omg omg! I have my own show! This is almost as good as being on T.V at the know your stars show! Anyway...looks at Ed in the corner of her eye...Ed...wat the fuck are you doing?...
Ed: nothing...
Renee: ED!?
Ed runs in closet
Ed: Im in the closet
Renee: Ed! come out of the closet!
ED: no!
Renee: ED!
Ed: no!
Renee: fine what ever
Tahysani: whats going on?
Renee: Ed won't come out of the closet.
Tahysani: ed...get out of there.
ed:no
Renee: fine. i'll just read the questions without you. Here we go:
Dear Renee and cast,
I would like to ask a few questions.here you go
Sasuke- what is one of your hobbies?
ED- Come out of the closet. your not fooling anyone.
Renee- do you have a job opening? Im homless and have no food or water or...munny...
Sakura- was kishimoto drunk when he created you cuz bitch you jacked up.
Kakashi- Did you noe that touching your students is illegel
Naruto- do you noe what the word orgaism means?
thats all
Renee: Sasuke? hobbies?
Sasuke: yes...I like to knit.
Renee: What?
Sasuke: I like to knit.
Renee: Thats interesting...
Sasuke: i like to knit dick warmers.
Renee: SASUKE!
Sasuke: What? You want a kitten warmer?
Renee: a what?
Sasuke: slaps forheadJesus christ do you want me to warm your pussy!?
Renee:...moving on to the next question.
Ed: im in the closet.
Tahysani: ed its time to come out of the closet
Ed:no! never!
Tahysani: ed..
Ed: no!
Renee: wel...no I dot have a job opening for hobbos. get a life and mabye youll have a chance.
Kakashi: You think i touch my students because?
Naruto: why do you think?! you shoved your fat ass fingers up my ass hole! you could pop a cherry from how far you go!
Kakashi: it was sexual assult not harrasment
Naruto: thats worsE!!!!!
Sakura:who you calling drunk?
Sasuke: sakura?
sakura:you better stop ignoring me sasuke or else ill take those penis wormers of yours and shove them down your throght
sasuke:yes mam
naruto:did you just ask me wat orgasm means?
renee: mmm i wouldnt mind you giving me an orgaism
naruto:uhhh
ed:im in the closet
naruto:let me in!
naruto goes in the closet
naruto: now im in the closet
renee: envi plez start the hotseat
envi:alrighty then! today on the haotseat we have winry rockbell!
winry: hi!
envy: alright first question winry is it true you masterbate with your wrench?
winry: no!
renee: hahaha you bener!
ed:im in the closet
envi:okay next question is it your fault ed is in the closet?
winry: ed wont come out of the closet?
renee: nope
winry: why the hell would you want him too?
renee: cuz thats my closet!
winry: oh you mean litteraly
renee: yeaaaaaaaaaa
winry:why is he in there?
renee: i asked him a question he didnt want to tell me so he ran in
winry: i noe why i wouldnt give him oral so he got pissed and started jacking off to paris hilton photos
renee: ew
winry: ed! i gave paris hilton oral befor you!
bust out of closet
ed:what!
winry: im just fuckin with you
ed: god damnit
naruto! oyu can put you cloths back on! we cant finish no
naruto: in closetgod damnit!
renee: omg ed!
ed: thats right! i came out of the closet!
renee: end the show end!!!!!it!!!!!!!
envi: gaara stop petting my kitty
gaara: but its so soft and furry! oh look it spit up!
renee: ennnnnnnnnnnnnd!
the rest of this was canceled do to manny disterbing itoms that maynot of been suitible for any god danm person i mean the was some nasty shit
a bignartsy shit
thank you