Fanfic of Insanity
By MarMar3 and DarkFire180
Chapter One: Arrival of Randomness
Disclaimer: We own nothing. If we did, then there would be too many Yaoi couples to count and anime would have it's own Japanese subtitled channel. Once again, for those who are slow, we own nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bla-speaking
'bla'-thinking(like we do this)
*bla*-actions
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DarkFire(DF) and MarMar(MM) were sitting around DF's room. They were working laboriously to fix DF's computer (meaning DF was working and MM was sitting there reading obscene yaoi mangas she wasn't supposed to have.)
DF: MM, when are you going to get off your lazy ass and help me?
MM: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! NEVER!! Besides, why should I help you when you are the one who broke it in the first place?
DF:YOU BROKE IT!!!
MM: Fishies are swimming round and round @_@
DF:-_-o I am never letting you have sugar again.
MM: Ooooo pretty colors! *yanks one of the wires and eats it*
DF:YOU IDIOT!!! YOU JUST MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX MY MACHINE!!
MM: ...................so?
~Suddenly a bright light and fog fills the room. When it clears, the very confused casts of YYH, YGO, and Demon Diary are standing there.~
Raenef: COOL! WE JUST FELL INTO A MOVIE!
Hiei: Great. It's a Kuwabaka clone.
Eclipse:HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY TO A DEMON LORD?!
Raenef: Was that an insult? Oh...umm... *attempts to think* Er... HOW DARE YOU ADMONISH ME, VERMIN?
Hiei:...........
MM: *sees Bakura* BAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....etc...
~Five hours later~
Everyone:*asleep*
MM: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....!!! Hey wait a minute....why is everyone asleep? *carefully pokes DF* DF WAKE UP!
DF:GET IT AWAY!!*attacks MM*
MM: X_X owww.....
DF:oops...
Everyone else:*worships DF for shutting up MM*
MM: *glomps Bakura*
Bakura:GET THIS BITCH OFF ME!!!
MM: *hits Bakura with purse* Damn your language!.... Oh well! *glomps some more*
Everyone else:uhhh....
Yuugi:Wow, if I knew it was that easy to get rid of him...
Bakura: @____@ WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KEEP IN THERE?!
MM: *starts listing casually* Manga, money, contact holder, gum, illegal drugs, a brick, naked Bakura pictures..
Bakura: WHAT!?
MM: Just kidding, I only have one.
Everyone:O_____O TMI!TMI!(too much info.)
Ryou: Back off! Bakura's mine! *sees picture of Bakura in a flowery pink dress with a very short skirt on MM's keychain* Wow Baku-chan! You should dress up like this! *points*
Everyone:O_O Baku-chan?
Bakura:Hell no! And I told you not to call me that in public!
Genkai:Why are we here? I need dimwit to finish his training.
Yusuke: Shut up grandma! And this is a welcome break from boot camp.
Kuwabaka:*sees Erutis* Hey look, Kurama! You got a twin brother!
Erutis:BROTHER?!*begins beating up Kuwabaka*
Kuwabaka:*is very confused and tries to use his brain which results in automatic shutdown(in other words, he knocked himself out by trying to think)*
Chris:*is just waking up*WHERE ARE WE AND HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE?!
DF:MM screwed up my computer and now you're stuck here until I can fix it.
MM: *wire needed to fix computer is currently digesting in her stomach*
Honda:So what do we do now?
Tea:I know! We can paint smiley faces on each others' hands and talk about how great our friends are!
DF:*eye twitches* DIE FRIENDSHIP BITCH!!!*flamethrower magically appears in hands and she begins to chase Tea around the room*
MM:*snatches DF into random private space and burns up flamethrower*Whadda we do now? Your parents could come in any minute with that damn racket these...characters...are making!
DF:Three things...first, my room is soundproof so I can practice Percussion without disturbing anyone, second, my parents are out at the moment, third, THEY AND MY BROTHER ARE ON VACATION AND WE'RE HERE ALONE!!!
MM: Oh... *goes back into normal world* Sooooo.... How bout we play... Truth or Dare!?
DF:Fine with me...as long as I get to torture some of the characters.
MM: Ok me too! *tells anime characters what we are going to do*
~all sit in screwed up circle~
DF: I'll go first...Eclipse, Truth or Dare?
Eclipse:I have no idea why I'm participating in such a childish game....dare.
DF::*smirking* I dare you to do what was on Granvirias' page 182.
Erutis and Chris:...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Everyone else:*clueless*
Keiko:What was it?
MM: He has to dress up in a pink frilly dress and say to Raenef "Awake fair prince!". Although he doesn't really look good in a dress.... Raenef looks good in a pink miniskirt though....
Everyone:O_O 'How does she know...then again I don't want to find out.'
Raenef: *still clueless*
DF:And just to make things more interesting.....*snaps her fingers and Raenef is now evil Raenef...another snap and Eclipse is in said outfit*
YYH and YGO casts and remaining DD cast: ..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Eclipse*walks up to Raenef**in girlish voice* Awake fair prince!
Everyone except Raenef:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Raenef:*eye twitches*WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! YOU ARE A DEMON OF HIGH STATUS UNDER THE GREAT RAENEF V! WHY ARE YOU IN A DRESS?!
~DF snaps her fingers and he turns back to normal~
Raenef:*takes one look at Eclipse*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Eclipse: I hereby summon the shadows of all true evil...The darkest energies of this world...
~suddenly the sphere of energy extinguishes~
MM: NO KILLING OR PERMANENTLY INJURING THE AUTHORESSES OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER EXCEPT... *takes out list* Um... TEA, KUWABAKA, HONDA, JOUNOCHI, BOTAN, MOKUBA (just to annoy the hell out of Kaiba), KRAYON (what kind of name is that), and...when he gets perverted, YUSUKE!
Said persons/idiots/inferior life forms/crossdressing straight guys(Krayon, for those who are lost):HEY!!!!!!!
Eclipse:Can I get out of this now?
MM: Sure, but one thing... Raenef is the only one who can take you out of that dress...
Eclispse and Reanef: WTF? *look at each other* *blush*
MM: *insane evil laughter*
Everyone else: Um....
DF: She's a YAOI freak....and who the hell made up that condition?!
MM: ME!!!! *tries to imitate Bakura's evil laugh when Dark Necrophile is destroyed in the Japanese version and fails miserably*
Everyone:*backs away scared, especially Kurama and Hiei since there are so many YAOI fics about them.*
DF: Don't worry YYH crew, MM doesn't know enough about you to create good YAOI and I suck at writing it.
YYH cast:*looks relieved*
YGO cast:*still scared*
MM: *smirks at YYH cast* Sure I don't really know the plot...but that's what PWP fics were made for.
YYH crew:*looks scared again*
DF:NO! YYH is mine!You can't mess with it, just like I can't mess with YGO.
YYH:*deeply relieved*
YGO:*still scared*
MM: Really? Then that means I get to kill Tea! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
DF: No, as long as you can kill the kitty-loving baka(which you can), I can kill Tea
MM: But I don't want to kill the baka, or at least not yet. I wanna write YAOI!
DF:TOO BAD!
DF:Sorry, we'll go away from the randomness and back to the story.
MM: Whadda ya mean away from the randomness? The story is randomness! And there is absolutely nothing random about me trying to slash everything, you know this very well!
DF: Just get back to the story!
MM: Fine, I'll slash it later. Fair enough?
DF: NO! YYH will not have YAOI! Got it?
MM: What is it about the YYH fans I know and yaoi? Why can't I slash it?
DF: Cause I said so. Sorry, we'll shut up now and get back to the fic.
MM: Knowing that, I'll probably write some just to piss you off...anyways...
DF: Do that and your face will soon have an encounter with Mrs. Fist. And your heavy purse can't save you. Got it?
MM: I still fail to see your logic.... But whatever.... *evil grin* I'll be back. *disappears into thin air*
DF: I just lost all respect for YAOI fans....
Eclipse: ........ *glares at DF* Do you have a problem with YAOI?
DF: Whether I have a problem with it or not is none of your concern. Get back on topic or you will soon find yourself on the ground.
Eclipse: Fine, be homophobic. Anyway, where do I change? And you are going to have to bring MM back somehow so she can write since she likes yaoi and you hate it, I doubt I would enjoy a scene by YOU.
DF:I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC! I just enjoy the suffering of all characters and Yaoi would be too much fun.
Eclipse: You are just getting out of this by your flattery of yaoi...anyway bring MM back, she has to write this.
DF:Fine....first I have to find her.....now where is the least likely place she'll be?
~At a Mothers Against Drunk Driving Convention~
MM: She'll never find me here... *smirk* The best thing about yaoi is there ARE NO mothers so characters can get drunk as much as possible....
DF:*poofs MM back to her room*Gotcha.
MM: Damnit... I was busy laughing at all the people cuz they can't get drunk cuz they're mothers and YAOI HAS NO MOTHERS CUZ THEY'RE ALL GUYS SO THEY CAN GET DRUNK! MANY GREAT FANFICS HAVE BEEN BORN OUT OF CHARACTER DRUNKEDNESS! Now lets get back to the game. So what was happening?
Eclipse:I need a place to change...
DF: Over there*points to changing area with a screen in front of it*
Eclipse: *drags Raenef to changing area* Now get me out of this dress!
Raenef: *scared* Y-yes master.
Eclipse: For the last time YOU are MY master. You will reign in terror over your subjects, that means ME!
Raenef: Oh...
~thirty minutes later strange noises are coming from behind the screen~
Yukina: What are they doing?
MM: *evil grin* Well...
DF:*smacks MM in the back of her head before she finishes her sentence so Hiei doesn't have an excuse to kill her*(as if he didn't have one already)
Shiziru*covers Yukina's ears*
MM: *cries* Why is everyone like that around me? Oh and DF, he couldn't hurt me anyways, remember?
DF: Yes, but more then likely, he'll find a way around that.
MM: Since when have you ever cared for my well-being?
~noises come from behind the screen~
Kurama: This is getting ridiculous!
DF:*snaps her fingers and Raenef and Eclipse appear in normal clothes*
MM: THAT COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF MY RULE ABOUT THE PINK DRESS!
DF:I think 30 minutes is long enough. It's your turn Eclipse.
Eclipse:*Breathless and blushing*Uhhh.....Botan, Truth or Dare?
Botan: Truth, I guess.
Yusuke:Chicken.
Botan:*glares at Yusuke*
Eclipse: Who do you have a crush on?
Botan*turns red and mutters something no one can hear*
Everyone:Wha?
Botan: KOENMA!
MM: Isn't he puny and mushroom-shaped?
Yusuke, Kuwabara and Jin:*fall over laughing*
Koenma:*annoyed* I HAVE MY TEEN FORM YOU KNOW!
MM: Forgive me but I have only read the first two mangas.
Botan:*blushing* DF, truth or dare?
DF:*smirking* Dare.
Botan: I dare you to tell which girls and boys you like and hate most in each anime that's here.
DF: Fine. In YYH I'd have to say that Touya and Hiei are the coolest.
Yusuke:Hey, what about me?
DF: You're annoying and complain too much. For girls, Genkai and Shiziru kick ass!
* Genkai and Hiei smirk while Touya has a blank look on his face and Shiziru smokes a cigarette*
DF: In YYH, the boys and girls I dislike most would be Kuwabaka, Keiko, and Botan. Kuwabaka is ugly, weak, and stupid, while Keiko is a goody two shoes and Botan is just too happy. In YGO, Seto and Mai rule while I dislike Jounochi .As for girls I dislike, *gestures to smoldering pile of ashes that used to be Tea* What more can I say? In Demon Diary, Erutis, Eclipse, and Raenef kick ass, while Krayon is a straight, crossdressing, freak. *smirks*Now, Kuwabaka, truth or dare?
Kuwabaka: It's Kuwabara. Dare.
DF:*smirking* Hiei, would you like to help me with the dare?
Hiei:*smirks and whispers something to her*
DF:*smirks wider* Agreed. Kuwabaka, we dare you to kiss Jounochi on the lips with tongue for two minutes.
Everyone besides said two:*cracks up*
MM: Does anyone have a camera? These two are so stupid even I can probably blackmail them.
Kuwabaka and Jounochi:*look horrified*HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!
DF:*smirking her ass off* Either that or you can both take the alternative.
Jounochi:Do we even want to know what that is?
DF:Jounochi can give up on his sister and Kuwabaka can give up on his "girlfriend"(aka Yukina for those of you who are complete idiots MM: Hey!)and they may never speak to or look at you again.
Hiei and Seto:*look very happy at this*
Kuwabaka: (to Jounochi ) You're hitting on your sister?
MM: *for the first time in her life pulls off a successful anime fall*
DF and Hiei:Idiot.
DF:So, are you going to take the dare or not?
Kuwabaka and Jounochi: *grimace* We'll take the dare.
Yusuke:Now this I've got to see.
Keiko:*slaps Yusuke for no apparent reason(does she really need a reason to hit him?)*
~Kuwabaka and Jounochi reluctantly pull towards each other.All people(and demons) whip out cameras and video cameras.~
Kuwabara(I'm actually calling him by his real name! AHHHH! It's a sign of the apocalypse!):Do you guys have to do that?
MM: Yup. ^_____________^
Touya: She seems even crazier then Jin.
Jin: Hey! Ah'm not crazy!(MM:This is her sad, sad, attempt at Jin's accent, which I have never actually heard. DF:Hey!)
Yusuke:Yeah, right.
Jin:You're crazier then me Urameshi!
Kurama: I must admit, that is a huge accomplishment.
DF:Yeah, yeah. Let's go ahead and get high quality blackmail now.
~Kuwabaka and Jounochi finish kissing ~
MM: Damnit you morons kept arguing so long we totally missed this blackmail opportunity.
DF:*Holds up vid. Camera smirking* I don't know about you, but I managed to get blackmail.
Hiei"*smirks* Same here.
MM: Someone PLEASE give me a copy! *really bad puppy dog eyes that make you want to kill her just to make them go away so she'll stop annoying you*
DF:*restrains herself from killing MM* Here. Now stop with the puppy dog eyes!
MM: *takes tape* Thank you!
Kurama: Kuwabara, I believe that it's your turn.
Kuwabaka: Finally, someone calls me by my real name!*attempts to think* @____@ Brain strain........
Jounochi: Fine, I'll take his turn.
MM: (mutters) The idiots unite.
DF:*hears MM* *mutturs* I have to agree.....
Jounochi: Hmmm.......Kaiba...truth or dare?
Kaiba: Dare.
Jounochi: Ok! I dare you to not call me a dog ever again!
Kaiba: Fine, mutt.
Jounochi:*tries to attack Kaiba and fails miserably*
Kaiba: My turn. MM, truth or dare?
MM: You're an anime character, and consenquetly hate me, so truth.
Kaiba:You're more cowardly then the mutt over there.
Jounochi:*glares at Kaiba*
Kaiba:*glares back*
Jounochi: *dies of scaredness*
Yusuke, Kuwabaka, Chris, Erutis, and Jin:*crack up*
MM: Ok, what is my truth?
Kaiba:.......Which guys do you think are the hottest of each anime here?
MM: ........ Well...In YGO I think Bakura is easily the hottest guy! On YYH either Hiei or Kurama, nobody really looks that hot, and on Demon Diary, Raenef.
Ryou: Wow, she said that all without blushing once...
MM: Right, ok now. Baku-chan, Truth or Dare?
Bakura: Don't call me that!
MM: Bakura then. Truth or Dare?
Bakura: I'm not a chicken like you. Dare.
MM: Fine, I dare you to kiss me on the lips for a minute.
Touya: She has no shame.
MM: ^___^
Bakura: And what if I don't want to kiss you?
MM: Then... You have to make out with Ryou for ten minutes. ^______________________________________________________________________^
Bakura: ......Fine. Come here Ryou.
~Bakura and Ryou make out (awwwww)~
MM:*puts 5th camera back in purse and takes down video cameras she had watching Bakura and Ryou from all angles after ten minutes go by*
DF: Well, we all knew that was going to happen with MM doing the dare. How cute.
MM: And I actually got this one on tape myself!
Bakura: *is still making out with Ryou*
Yusuke: Uhhh...You can stop now.
Bakura and Ryou:*not listening*
DF: *hits them both over the heads and pulls them apart* *muttering* If you were so eager, why didn't you do that sooner?
Bakura:*glares at DF* Yami, Truth or Dare?
Yami: Dare.
Bakura: I dare you to lose to me in a duel!*evil laughter*
Touya, Hiei, and DF: Pathetic...
Bakura: No one ever said I had honor or whatever crap.
Yami: Fine...
~They duel, Yami loses in .05 seconds~
Bakura:MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Yami: -_- Ok, Hiei, Truth or Dare?
Hiei: I don't trust you. Truth.
Kurama:*whispers something to Yami*
Hiei:*glares at Kurama*
Yami: What's your sister's name?
~ Everyone in the YYH cast(except Kuwabaka and Yukina) looks at him expectantly while the other casts are clueless~
Hiei: *growls* I refuse to answer such a question. Dare.
Yami: It's not honorable to change your answer, but okay. I dare you to read one of Tea's friendship speeches written by Yuugi, because Tea died a slow and painful death, courtesy of DF.
Everybody except Hiei:*cracks up*
Hiei:*growls and glares at Yami* Fine.
Yuugi: *writes speech*
Hiei: *reads* *in scarily happy voice* Friends are the best people in the world. They look out for you and help you and lend you money and would never hurt you. If we didn't have friends we would be very sad but we do have friends so everything will be alright... *continues reading* (MM: I have neither Tea's nor Yuugi's mind and thus cannot come up with friendship speeches) *stops reading* *in Tea-like voice* I hate my so-called friends and always annoy the hell out of them.
Everyone: *applauds the last sentence*
DF: *smirks* Thank you for that idiotic speech. It's your turn.
Hiei: Honda. Truth or Dare.
Honda: Like I'm going to wimp out on this. Dare.
Hiei: *smirks* I dare you to listen to Brittany Spears for two hours on end.
Honda: Ok! *smiles* I do that anyway!
Everyone else: O_O
Honda: Before I start, Kurama, Truth or Dare?
Kurama: I believe I shall take dare.
Honda: I dare you to switch places with Erutis.
Chris: BWAHAHAHA! You look like a boy, Erutis, and now's your chance to be one!
Erutis: WHAT WAS THAT?! *begins beating up Chris*
Honda: *starts listening to BS* (DF: do you get it or are you a complete idiot?)
DF: *snaps her fingers and Erutis and Kurama switch clothes and Kurama is now the one beating up Chris*
Chris: *dies*
Kurama: Oops...
Honda: *singing* Oops I did it again... *starts dancing*
Everyone: _ SHUT THE HELL UP!
Kurama: Yusuke, Truth or Dare?
Yusuke: Dare. (Jounochi: dun dun dun! DF: SHUT UP! *smacks Jounochi on the back of his head*)
Kurama: I dare you to let Keiko slap you every time you cuss or call Genkai 'grandma'. *goes youko* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Yusuke: *freaked out* Shit...
Keiko: *slaps Yusuke*
Yusuke: @_@ Damn that hurt.
Keiko: *slaps him again*
MM: (to Yusuke) Not the sharpest knife in the box, ne?
Yusuke: Shut up. Keiko, Truth or Dare?
Keiko: Dare.
Kuwabaka: Woah, Goody-girl has a wild side.
Keiko: *slaps Kuwabaka*
Kuwabaka: @_@ Oww
Yusuke: I dare you not to slap me for the rest of the game!
Kurama: You can't do that Yusuke.
Yusuke: Da-*sees Keiko ready to slap him* -rn it! Yukina, Truth or Dare?
Yukina: Truth please.
Kuwabaka: That's my Yukina, always so polite.
Shiziru: Unlike someone else I know...
DF: *knocks Kuwabaka unconcious* Continue Yusuke.
Yusuke: Yukina, what do you really think about Kuwabaka?
Kuwabaka: *listening intently* (he woke up as soon as he heard 'Yukina')
Yukina: Well... (DF: Bear with us, we couldn't come up with anything nice) He's nice and helps me a lot, but he's just a little bit too eagar.
Yusuke and MM: *minds wander into gutter*
Keiko and Df: *smack Yusuke and MM*
MM: What did I do THIS time?
DF: Keep your mind out of the gutter. This fic is rated PG-13.
MM: You're right. Wouldn't be much fun anyways unless it was yaoi.
DF: *mutters* Freak.
Yukina: Isn't it my turn?
Kuwabaka: Yes it is Yukina-san.
Hiei: *death glares at the baka for getting near Yukina*
Yukina: Shizuka, Truth or Dare?
Shizuka: Truth.
Yukina: Who do you like best out of Honda, Otogi, and Kaiba?
Shizuka: *turns bright red and looks at the ground* Why do you ask?
Yukina: Because it's a Truth.
Shizuka: Oh... I knew that... Um... Kaiba.
Jounochi: WHAT? *explodes*
MM: We're losing idiots surprisingly quickly.
DF: You'll be next.
MM: _
Shizuka: Um... I can't decide. Mokuba, Truth or Dare?
Mokuba: Truth. *glances at Kaiba* I mean Dare!
Kaiba: No member of the Kaiba family is chicken.
Shizuka: Ok Mokuba, I dare you to tell me who you like best from the girls in this room.
Mokuba: *majorly blushes* But they're all older then me!
Shizuka: Where did you meet the girl you like?
Mokuba. Here.
Mai: How boring.
Mokuba: *attempts a Kaiba death glare*
Everyone else including Kaiba: *bursts out laughing at Mokuba's sorry attempt*
Mokuba: Ok... I like... *blush*... Yukina.
Yukina: *blush*
Kuwabaka: NO WAY IN HELL IS SHORTY GETTING MY GIRL!
Hiei: *death glares at both Kuwabaka and Mokuba* Hn.
Jin: Wow you havn't said that for the entire fic!
Hiei: Hn.
Mokuba: Jin, Truth or Dare?
Jin: I'm not afraid. Dare me.
DF: *smirks and whispers something to Mokuba*
Mokuba: I dare you to lay off the sugar, caffeine, coffee, and Swedish fish for an entire week.
Jin: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yusuke: Good dare.
Touya: Thank you.
DF: No problem. Jin, stop having hysterics and take your turn.
Jin: Alright. Touya, Truth or Dare?
Touya: Dare.
Jin: I dare you to smile.
Touya: *smiles*
Everyone else, even the non-yyh casts: *backs away slowly*
Touya: *frowns*
Everyone else: *calms down*
Touya: Alright. Mai, Truth or Dare.
Mai: Whadda you think, hon. Dare. *winks* (MM: *reads what DF just typed* HAHAHAHA DF: What? That's how she talks. MM: I know.)
Touya: *disturbed* I dare you to tell us what you really think of Jounochi.
Jounochi: *comes back from the dead to listen* (MM: Damn I thought we were rid of him for good.)
Mai: Well he's nice, I'll give him that. But he's way too stupid and ugly and is a total loser.
Kaiba: Well, what do you know? The mutt can't even get a girlfriend.
Kuwabaka: I thought he was dating his sister...?
Everyone: *anime fall*
DF: His sister likes Kaiba you idiot!
Kuwabaka: Oh, wouldn't that be cheating on her brother?
MM: He's not dating his sister.
Kuwabaka: That will really throw off the marriage.
MM: NO! Besides, I'm gonna write them all gay anyways so it doesn't really matter.
DF: Don't even think about it. Yaoi is one thing, brother-sister relationships are another.
MM: -_- First of all, its called incest. Second of all, I'm gonna write them all GAY so they can't be with each other because Jounochi is a BOY (I think) and Shizuka is a GIRL.
DF: Whatever. Mai, its your turn.
Mai: *thinks* (MM: Yes she CAN actually think!) Shiziru, Truth or Dare?
Shiziru: Dare.
Mai: A girl of few words I see. I dare you to tell us about your boyfriend/crush.
Kuwabaka: *is suddenly interested*
Shiziru: Not that its any of your business, but... *turns red and mutters some thing*
Kuwabaka: What?
Hiei: Take a guess baka. Even YOU should be able to figure it out.
Kurama: She said Sakyo.
DF: Duh.
Kuwabaka: *tries to death glare at DF but fails miserably* I wish my honor code didn't prevent me from attacking girls.
DF: Like you could beat me.
MM: Who's Sakyo?
Yusuke: Some dead guy from the Dark Tournament.
Shiziru: *ignoring the idiots (Yusuke, Kuwabaka, and MM)* (MM: HEY! _) Genkai, Truth or Dare?
Genkai: Dare.
Shiziru: Beat up Yusuke mercilessly during his training.
Genkai: *smirks* Can do.
Yusuke: HEY! WHY THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT DAMN DARE?!?
Keiko: *slaps Yusuke* (the dare is still in effect)
Shiziru: It was the only thing I could think of. DF: Alright, that's the first chapter. Next time, we play I've Never and Spin the Bottle and the GW characters finally make an appearance. MM and I will work on getting the next chapter up ASAP, but we'll try harder if you review!
Chapter One: Arrival of Randomness
Disclaimer: We own nothing. If we did, then there would be too many Yaoi couples to count and anime would have it's own Japanese subtitled channel. Once again, for those who are slow, we own nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bla-speaking
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DarkFire(DF) and MarMar(MM) were sitting around DF's room. They were working laboriously to fix DF's computer (meaning DF was working and MM was sitting there reading obscene yaoi mangas she wasn't supposed to have.)
DF: MM, when are you going to get off your lazy ass and help me?
MM: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! NEVER!! Besides, why should I help you when you are the one who broke it in the first place?
DF:YOU BROKE IT!!!
MM: Fishies are swimming round and round @_@
DF:-_-o I am never letting you have sugar again.
MM: Ooooo pretty colors! *yanks one of the wires and eats it*
DF:YOU IDIOT!!! YOU JUST MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX MY MACHINE!!
MM: ...................so?
~Suddenly a bright light and fog fills the room. When it clears, the very confused casts of YYH, YGO, and Demon Diary are standing there.~
Raenef: COOL! WE JUST FELL INTO A MOVIE!
Hiei: Great. It's a Kuwabaka clone.
Eclipse:HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY TO A DEMON LORD?!
Raenef: Was that an insult? Oh...umm... *attempts to think* Er... HOW DARE YOU ADMONISH ME, VERMIN?
Hiei:...........
MM: *sees Bakura* BAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....etc...
~Five hours later~
Everyone:*asleep*
MM: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....!!! Hey wait a minute....why is everyone asleep? *carefully pokes DF* DF WAKE UP!
DF:GET IT AWAY!!*attacks MM*
MM: X_X owww.....
DF:oops...
Everyone else:*worships DF for shutting up MM*
MM: *glomps Bakura*
Bakura:GET THIS BITCH OFF ME!!!
MM: *hits Bakura with purse* Damn your language!.... Oh well! *glomps some more*
Everyone else:uhhh....
Yuugi:Wow, if I knew it was that easy to get rid of him...
Bakura: @____@ WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KEEP IN THERE?!
MM: *starts listing casually* Manga, money, contact holder, gum, illegal drugs, a brick, naked Bakura pictures..
Bakura: WHAT!?
MM: Just kidding, I only have one.
Everyone:O_____O TMI!TMI!(too much info.)
Ryou: Back off! Bakura's mine! *sees picture of Bakura in a flowery pink dress with a very short skirt on MM's keychain* Wow Baku-chan! You should dress up like this! *points*
Everyone:O_O Baku-chan?
Bakura:Hell no! And I told you not to call me that in public!
Genkai:Why are we here? I need dimwit to finish his training.
Yusuke: Shut up grandma! And this is a welcome break from boot camp.
Kuwabaka:*sees Erutis* Hey look, Kurama! You got a twin brother!
Erutis:BROTHER?!*begins beating up Kuwabaka*
Kuwabaka:*is very confused and tries to use his brain which results in automatic shutdown(in other words, he knocked himself out by trying to think)*
Chris:*is just waking up*WHERE ARE WE AND HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE?!
DF:MM screwed up my computer and now you're stuck here until I can fix it.
MM: *wire needed to fix computer is currently digesting in her stomach*
Honda:So what do we do now?
Tea:I know! We can paint smiley faces on each others' hands and talk about how great our friends are!
DF:*eye twitches* DIE FRIENDSHIP BITCH!!!*flamethrower magically appears in hands and she begins to chase Tea around the room*
MM:*snatches DF into random private space and burns up flamethrower*Whadda we do now? Your parents could come in any minute with that damn racket these...characters...are making!
DF:Three things...first, my room is soundproof so I can practice Percussion without disturbing anyone, second, my parents are out at the moment, third, THEY AND MY BROTHER ARE ON VACATION AND WE'RE HERE ALONE!!!
MM: Oh... *goes back into normal world* Sooooo.... How bout we play... Truth or Dare!?
DF:Fine with me...as long as I get to torture some of the characters.
MM: Ok me too! *tells anime characters what we are going to do*
~all sit in screwed up circle~
DF: I'll go first...Eclipse, Truth or Dare?
Eclipse:I have no idea why I'm participating in such a childish game....dare.
DF::*smirking* I dare you to do what was on Granvirias' page 182.
Erutis and Chris:...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Everyone else:*clueless*
Keiko:What was it?
MM: He has to dress up in a pink frilly dress and say to Raenef "Awake fair prince!". Although he doesn't really look good in a dress.... Raenef looks good in a pink miniskirt though....
Everyone:O_O 'How does she know...then again I don't want to find out.'
Raenef: *still clueless*
DF:And just to make things more interesting.....*snaps her fingers and Raenef is now evil Raenef...another snap and Eclipse is in said outfit*
YYH and YGO casts and remaining DD cast: ..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Eclipse*walks up to Raenef**in girlish voice* Awake fair prince!
Everyone except Raenef:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Raenef:*eye twitches*WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! YOU ARE A DEMON OF HIGH STATUS UNDER THE GREAT RAENEF V! WHY ARE YOU IN A DRESS?!
~DF snaps her fingers and he turns back to normal~
Raenef:*takes one look at Eclipse*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Eclipse: I hereby summon the shadows of all true evil...The darkest energies of this world...
~suddenly the sphere of energy extinguishes~
MM: NO KILLING OR PERMANENTLY INJURING THE AUTHORESSES OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER EXCEPT... *takes out list* Um... TEA, KUWABAKA, HONDA, JOUNOCHI, BOTAN, MOKUBA (just to annoy the hell out of Kaiba), KRAYON (what kind of name is that), and...when he gets perverted, YUSUKE!
Said persons/idiots/inferior life forms/crossdressing straight guys(Krayon, for those who are lost):HEY!!!!!!!
Eclipse:Can I get out of this now?
MM: Sure, but one thing... Raenef is the only one who can take you out of that dress...
Eclispse and Reanef: WTF? *look at each other* *blush*
MM: *insane evil laughter*
Everyone else: Um....
DF: She's a YAOI freak....and who the hell made up that condition?!
MM: ME!!!! *tries to imitate Bakura's evil laugh when Dark Necrophile is destroyed in the Japanese version and fails miserably*
Everyone:*backs away scared, especially Kurama and Hiei since there are so many YAOI fics about them.*
DF: Don't worry YYH crew, MM doesn't know enough about you to create good YAOI and I suck at writing it.
YYH cast:*looks relieved*
YGO cast:*still scared*
MM: *smirks at YYH cast* Sure I don't really know the plot...but that's what PWP fics were made for.
YYH crew:*looks scared again*
DF:NO! YYH is mine!You can't mess with it, just like I can't mess with YGO.
YYH:*deeply relieved*
YGO:*still scared*
MM: Really? Then that means I get to kill Tea! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
DF: No, as long as you can kill the kitty-loving baka(which you can), I can kill Tea
MM: But I don't want to kill the baka, or at least not yet. I wanna write YAOI!
DF:TOO BAD!
DF:Sorry, we'll go away from the randomness and back to the story.
MM: Whadda ya mean away from the randomness? The story is randomness! And there is absolutely nothing random about me trying to slash everything, you know this very well!
DF: Just get back to the story!
MM: Fine, I'll slash it later. Fair enough?
DF: NO! YYH will not have YAOI! Got it?
MM: What is it about the YYH fans I know and yaoi? Why can't I slash it?
DF: Cause I said so. Sorry, we'll shut up now and get back to the fic.
MM: Knowing that, I'll probably write some just to piss you off...anyways...
DF: Do that and your face will soon have an encounter with Mrs. Fist. And your heavy purse can't save you. Got it?
MM: I still fail to see your logic.... But whatever.... *evil grin* I'll be back. *disappears into thin air*
DF: I just lost all respect for YAOI fans....
Eclipse: ........ *glares at DF* Do you have a problem with YAOI?
DF: Whether I have a problem with it or not is none of your concern. Get back on topic or you will soon find yourself on the ground.
Eclipse: Fine, be homophobic. Anyway, where do I change? And you are going to have to bring MM back somehow so she can write since she likes yaoi and you hate it, I doubt I would enjoy a scene by YOU.
DF:I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC! I just enjoy the suffering of all characters and Yaoi would be too much fun.
Eclipse: You are just getting out of this by your flattery of yaoi...anyway bring MM back, she has to write this.
DF:Fine....first I have to find her.....now where is the least likely place she'll be?
~At a Mothers Against Drunk Driving Convention~
MM: She'll never find me here... *smirk* The best thing about yaoi is there ARE NO mothers so characters can get drunk as much as possible....
DF:*poofs MM back to her room*Gotcha.
MM: Damnit... I was busy laughing at all the people cuz they can't get drunk cuz they're mothers and YAOI HAS NO MOTHERS CUZ THEY'RE ALL GUYS SO THEY CAN GET DRUNK! MANY GREAT FANFICS HAVE BEEN BORN OUT OF CHARACTER DRUNKEDNESS! Now lets get back to the game. So what was happening?
Eclipse:I need a place to change...
DF: Over there*points to changing area with a screen in front of it*
Eclipse: *drags Raenef to changing area* Now get me out of this dress!
Raenef: *scared* Y-yes master.
Eclipse: For the last time YOU are MY master. You will reign in terror over your subjects, that means ME!
Raenef: Oh...
~thirty minutes later strange noises are coming from behind the screen~
Yukina: What are they doing?
MM: *evil grin* Well...
DF:*smacks MM in the back of her head before she finishes her sentence so Hiei doesn't have an excuse to kill her*(as if he didn't have one already)
Shiziru*covers Yukina's ears*
MM: *cries* Why is everyone like that around me? Oh and DF, he couldn't hurt me anyways, remember?
DF: Yes, but more then likely, he'll find a way around that.
MM: Since when have you ever cared for my well-being?
~noises come from behind the screen~
Kurama: This is getting ridiculous!
DF:*snaps her fingers and Raenef and Eclipse appear in normal clothes*
MM: THAT COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF MY RULE ABOUT THE PINK DRESS!
DF:I think 30 minutes is long enough. It's your turn Eclipse.
Eclipse:*Breathless and blushing*Uhhh.....Botan, Truth or Dare?
Botan: Truth, I guess.
Yusuke:Chicken.
Botan:*glares at Yusuke*
Eclipse: Who do you have a crush on?
Botan*turns red and mutters something no one can hear*
Everyone:Wha?
Botan: KOENMA!
MM: Isn't he puny and mushroom-shaped?
Yusuke, Kuwabara and Jin:*fall over laughing*
Koenma:*annoyed* I HAVE MY TEEN FORM YOU KNOW!
MM: Forgive me but I have only read the first two mangas.
Botan:*blushing* DF, truth or dare?
DF:*smirking* Dare.
Botan: I dare you to tell which girls and boys you like and hate most in each anime that's here.
DF: Fine. In YYH I'd have to say that Touya and Hiei are the coolest.
Yusuke:Hey, what about me?
DF: You're annoying and complain too much. For girls, Genkai and Shiziru kick ass!
* Genkai and Hiei smirk while Touya has a blank look on his face and Shiziru smokes a cigarette*
DF: In YYH, the boys and girls I dislike most would be Kuwabaka, Keiko, and Botan. Kuwabaka is ugly, weak, and stupid, while Keiko is a goody two shoes and Botan is just too happy. In YGO, Seto and Mai rule while I dislike Jounochi .As for girls I dislike, *gestures to smoldering pile of ashes that used to be Tea* What more can I say? In Demon Diary, Erutis, Eclipse, and Raenef kick ass, while Krayon is a straight, crossdressing, freak. *smirks*Now, Kuwabaka, truth or dare?
Kuwabaka: It's Kuwabara. Dare.
DF:*smirking* Hiei, would you like to help me with the dare?
Hiei:*smirks and whispers something to her*
DF:*smirks wider* Agreed. Kuwabaka, we dare you to kiss Jounochi on the lips with tongue for two minutes.
Everyone besides said two:*cracks up*
MM: Does anyone have a camera? These two are so stupid even I can probably blackmail them.
Kuwabaka and Jounochi:*look horrified*HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!
DF:*smirking her ass off* Either that or you can both take the alternative.
Jounochi:Do we even want to know what that is?
DF:Jounochi can give up on his sister and Kuwabaka can give up on his "girlfriend"(aka Yukina for those of you who are complete idiots MM: Hey!)and they may never speak to or look at you again.
Hiei and Seto:*look very happy at this*
Kuwabaka: (to Jounochi ) You're hitting on your sister?
MM: *for the first time in her life pulls off a successful anime fall*
DF and Hiei:Idiot.
DF:So, are you going to take the dare or not?
Kuwabaka and Jounochi: *grimace* We'll take the dare.
Yusuke:Now this I've got to see.
Keiko:*slaps Yusuke for no apparent reason(does she really need a reason to hit him?)*
~Kuwabaka and Jounochi reluctantly pull towards each other.All people(and demons) whip out cameras and video cameras.~
Kuwabara(I'm actually calling him by his real name! AHHHH! It's a sign of the apocalypse!):Do you guys have to do that?
MM: Yup. ^_____________^
Touya: She seems even crazier then Jin.
Jin: Hey! Ah'm not crazy!(MM:This is her sad, sad, attempt at Jin's accent, which I have never actually heard. DF:Hey!)
Yusuke:Yeah, right.
Jin:You're crazier then me Urameshi!
Kurama: I must admit, that is a huge accomplishment.
DF:Yeah, yeah. Let's go ahead and get high quality blackmail now.
~Kuwabaka and Jounochi finish kissing ~
MM: Damnit you morons kept arguing so long we totally missed this blackmail opportunity.
DF:*Holds up vid. Camera smirking* I don't know about you, but I managed to get blackmail.
Hiei"*smirks* Same here.
MM: Someone PLEASE give me a copy! *really bad puppy dog eyes that make you want to kill her just to make them go away so she'll stop annoying you*
DF:*restrains herself from killing MM* Here. Now stop with the puppy dog eyes!
MM: *takes tape* Thank you!
Kurama: Kuwabara, I believe that it's your turn.
Kuwabaka: Finally, someone calls me by my real name!*attempts to think* @____@ Brain strain........
Jounochi: Fine, I'll take his turn.
MM: (mutters) The idiots unite.
DF:*hears MM* *mutturs* I have to agree.....
Jounochi: Hmmm.......Kaiba...truth or dare?
Kaiba: Dare.
Jounochi: Ok! I dare you to not call me a dog ever again!
Kaiba: Fine, mutt.
Jounochi:*tries to attack Kaiba and fails miserably*
Kaiba: My turn. MM, truth or dare?
MM: You're an anime character, and consenquetly hate me, so truth.
Kaiba:You're more cowardly then the mutt over there.
Jounochi:*glares at Kaiba*
Kaiba:*glares back*
Jounochi: *dies of scaredness*
Yusuke, Kuwabaka, Chris, Erutis, and Jin:*crack up*
MM: Ok, what is my truth?
Kaiba:.......Which guys do you think are the hottest of each anime here?
MM: ........ Well...In YGO I think Bakura is easily the hottest guy! On YYH either Hiei or Kurama, nobody really looks that hot, and on Demon Diary, Raenef.
Ryou: Wow, she said that all without blushing once...
MM: Right, ok now. Baku-chan, Truth or Dare?
Bakura: Don't call me that!
MM: Bakura then. Truth or Dare?
Bakura: I'm not a chicken like you. Dare.
MM: Fine, I dare you to kiss me on the lips for a minute.
Touya: She has no shame.
MM: ^___^
Bakura: And what if I don't want to kiss you?
MM: Then... You have to make out with Ryou for ten minutes. ^______________________________________________________________________^
Bakura: ......Fine. Come here Ryou.
~Bakura and Ryou make out (awwwww)~
MM:*puts 5th camera back in purse and takes down video cameras she had watching Bakura and Ryou from all angles after ten minutes go by*
DF: Well, we all knew that was going to happen with MM doing the dare. How cute.
MM: And I actually got this one on tape myself!
Bakura: *is still making out with Ryou*
Yusuke: Uhhh...You can stop now.
Bakura and Ryou:*not listening*
DF: *hits them both over the heads and pulls them apart* *muttering* If you were so eager, why didn't you do that sooner?
Bakura:*glares at DF* Yami, Truth or Dare?
Yami: Dare.
Bakura: I dare you to lose to me in a duel!*evil laughter*
Touya, Hiei, and DF: Pathetic...
Bakura: No one ever said I had honor or whatever crap.
Yami: Fine...
~They duel, Yami loses in .05 seconds~
Bakura:MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Yami: -_- Ok, Hiei, Truth or Dare?
Hiei: I don't trust you. Truth.
Kurama:*whispers something to Yami*
Hiei:*glares at Kurama*
Yami: What's your sister's name?
~ Everyone in the YYH cast(except Kuwabaka and Yukina) looks at him expectantly while the other casts are clueless~
Hiei: *growls* I refuse to answer such a question. Dare.
Yami: It's not honorable to change your answer, but okay. I dare you to read one of Tea's friendship speeches written by Yuugi, because Tea died a slow and painful death, courtesy of DF.
Everybody except Hiei:*cracks up*
Hiei:*growls and glares at Yami* Fine.
Yuugi: *writes speech*
Hiei: *reads* *in scarily happy voice* Friends are the best people in the world. They look out for you and help you and lend you money and would never hurt you. If we didn't have friends we would be very sad but we do have friends so everything will be alright... *continues reading* (MM: I have neither Tea's nor Yuugi's mind and thus cannot come up with friendship speeches) *stops reading* *in Tea-like voice* I hate my so-called friends and always annoy the hell out of them.
Everyone: *applauds the last sentence*
DF: *smirks* Thank you for that idiotic speech. It's your turn.
Hiei: Honda. Truth or Dare.
Honda: Like I'm going to wimp out on this. Dare.
Hiei: *smirks* I dare you to listen to Brittany Spears for two hours on end.
Honda: Ok! *smiles* I do that anyway!
Everyone else: O_O
Honda: Before I start, Kurama, Truth or Dare?
Kurama: I believe I shall take dare.
Honda: I dare you to switch places with Erutis.
Chris: BWAHAHAHA! You look like a boy, Erutis, and now's your chance to be one!
Erutis: WHAT WAS THAT?! *begins beating up Chris*
Honda: *starts listening to BS* (DF: do you get it or are you a complete idiot?)
DF: *snaps her fingers and Erutis and Kurama switch clothes and Kurama is now the one beating up Chris*
Chris: *dies*
Kurama: Oops...
Honda: *singing* Oops I did it again... *starts dancing*
Everyone: _ SHUT THE HELL UP!
Kurama: Yusuke, Truth or Dare?
Yusuke: Dare. (Jounochi: dun dun dun! DF: SHUT UP! *smacks Jounochi on the back of his head*)
Kurama: I dare you to let Keiko slap you every time you cuss or call Genkai 'grandma'. *goes youko* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Yusuke: *freaked out* Shit...
Keiko: *slaps Yusuke*
Yusuke: @_@ Damn that hurt.
Keiko: *slaps him again*
MM: (to Yusuke) Not the sharpest knife in the box, ne?
Yusuke: Shut up. Keiko, Truth or Dare?
Keiko: Dare.
Kuwabaka: Woah, Goody-girl has a wild side.
Keiko: *slaps Kuwabaka*
Kuwabaka: @_@ Oww
Yusuke: I dare you not to slap me for the rest of the game!
Kurama: You can't do that Yusuke.
Yusuke: Da-*sees Keiko ready to slap him* -rn it! Yukina, Truth or Dare?
Yukina: Truth please.
Kuwabaka: That's my Yukina, always so polite.
Shiziru: Unlike someone else I know...
DF: *knocks Kuwabaka unconcious* Continue Yusuke.
Yusuke: Yukina, what do you really think about Kuwabaka?
Kuwabaka: *listening intently* (he woke up as soon as he heard 'Yukina')
Yukina: Well... (DF: Bear with us, we couldn't come up with anything nice) He's nice and helps me a lot, but he's just a little bit too eagar.
Yusuke and MM: *minds wander into gutter*
Keiko and Df: *smack Yusuke and MM*
MM: What did I do THIS time?
DF: Keep your mind out of the gutter. This fic is rated PG-13.
MM: You're right. Wouldn't be much fun anyways unless it was yaoi.
DF: *mutters* Freak.
Yukina: Isn't it my turn?
Kuwabaka: Yes it is Yukina-san.
Hiei: *death glares at the baka for getting near Yukina*
Yukina: Shizuka, Truth or Dare?
Shizuka: Truth.
Yukina: Who do you like best out of Honda, Otogi, and Kaiba?
Shizuka: *turns bright red and looks at the ground* Why do you ask?
Yukina: Because it's a Truth.
Shizuka: Oh... I knew that... Um... Kaiba.
Jounochi: WHAT? *explodes*
MM: We're losing idiots surprisingly quickly.
DF: You'll be next.
MM: _
Shizuka: Um... I can't decide. Mokuba, Truth or Dare?
Mokuba: Truth. *glances at Kaiba* I mean Dare!
Kaiba: No member of the Kaiba family is chicken.
Shizuka: Ok Mokuba, I dare you to tell me who you like best from the girls in this room.
Mokuba: *majorly blushes* But they're all older then me!
Shizuka: Where did you meet the girl you like?
Mokuba. Here.
Mai: How boring.
Mokuba: *attempts a Kaiba death glare*
Everyone else including Kaiba: *bursts out laughing at Mokuba's sorry attempt*
Mokuba: Ok... I like... *blush*... Yukina.
Yukina: *blush*
Kuwabaka: NO WAY IN HELL IS SHORTY GETTING MY GIRL!
Hiei: *death glares at both Kuwabaka and Mokuba* Hn.
Jin: Wow you havn't said that for the entire fic!
Hiei: Hn.
Mokuba: Jin, Truth or Dare?
Jin: I'm not afraid. Dare me.
DF: *smirks and whispers something to Mokuba*
Mokuba: I dare you to lay off the sugar, caffeine, coffee, and Swedish fish for an entire week.
Jin: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yusuke: Good dare.
Touya: Thank you.
DF: No problem. Jin, stop having hysterics and take your turn.
Jin: Alright. Touya, Truth or Dare?
Touya: Dare.
Jin: I dare you to smile.
Touya: *smiles*
Everyone else, even the non-yyh casts: *backs away slowly*
Touya: *frowns*
Everyone else: *calms down*
Touya: Alright. Mai, Truth or Dare.
Mai: Whadda you think, hon. Dare. *winks* (MM: *reads what DF just typed* HAHAHAHA DF: What? That's how she talks. MM: I know.)
Touya: *disturbed* I dare you to tell us what you really think of Jounochi.
Jounochi: *comes back from the dead to listen* (MM: Damn I thought we were rid of him for good.)
Mai: Well he's nice, I'll give him that. But he's way too stupid and ugly and is a total loser.
Kaiba: Well, what do you know? The mutt can't even get a girlfriend.
Kuwabaka: I thought he was dating his sister...?
Everyone: *anime fall*
DF: His sister likes Kaiba you idiot!
Kuwabaka: Oh, wouldn't that be cheating on her brother?
MM: He's not dating his sister.
Kuwabaka: That will really throw off the marriage.
MM: NO! Besides, I'm gonna write them all gay anyways so it doesn't really matter.
DF: Don't even think about it. Yaoi is one thing, brother-sister relationships are another.
MM: -_- First of all, its called incest. Second of all, I'm gonna write them all GAY so they can't be with each other because Jounochi is a BOY (I think) and Shizuka is a GIRL.
DF: Whatever. Mai, its your turn.
Mai: *thinks* (MM: Yes she CAN actually think!) Shiziru, Truth or Dare?
Shiziru: Dare.
Mai: A girl of few words I see. I dare you to tell us about your boyfriend/crush.
Kuwabaka: *is suddenly interested*
Shiziru: Not that its any of your business, but... *turns red and mutters some thing*
Kuwabaka: What?
Hiei: Take a guess baka. Even YOU should be able to figure it out.
Kurama: She said Sakyo.
DF: Duh.
Kuwabaka: *tries to death glare at DF but fails miserably* I wish my honor code didn't prevent me from attacking girls.
DF: Like you could beat me.
MM: Who's Sakyo?
Yusuke: Some dead guy from the Dark Tournament.
Shiziru: *ignoring the idiots (Yusuke, Kuwabaka, and MM)* (MM: HEY! _) Genkai, Truth or Dare?
Genkai: Dare.
Shiziru: Beat up Yusuke mercilessly during his training.
Genkai: *smirks* Can do.
Yusuke: HEY! WHY THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT DAMN DARE?!?
Keiko: *slaps Yusuke* (the dare is still in effect)
Shiziru: It was the only thing I could think of. DF: Alright, that's the first chapter. Next time, we play I've Never and Spin the Bottle and the GW characters finally make an appearance. MM and I will work on getting the next chapter up ASAP, but we'll try harder if you review!