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VICTIM/ MASTER 1 AKA FRED FREDBURGER

Norm was sitting down inside his lamp. He said to himself, "I can't believe that nobody is stupid enough to rub my lamp for six months! I just can't wait to cause chaos to the next idiot who rubs this stupid thing. I oughta nuke it along with Timmy, Crocker and Canada!"

Meanwhile outside, a certain elephant named Fred Fredburger was outside of the Turner household. Vicky was holding a yard sale. He approached the lamp. "Hey look, a fancy nacho jar!" Fred said being super stupid. "Hey Miss Lady how much for the fancy nacho jar?"

Vicky responded by saying, "How much do you got?"

"I have twenty dollars and some nachos!"

"Then it's twenty dollars"

"Can I keep the nachos?"

"Sure whatever!"

"Yes!" Fred said walking away from Turner's household.

"I can't believe that sucker bought the twerps old lava lamp for twenty dollars." Vicky said to herself, "I better get all this stuff away before the twerp gains conscious or his parents come home. "

About ten minutes later, "Now, how do I open this thing?" Fred then asked as he rubbed the lamp.

"I'm free!" Norm said after appearing in a puff of smoke, "Dang it, the guy's chewing on it! Stop chewing on my lamp!"

"Who are you?" Fred asked confused.

"I'm Norm, the genie! Plus, I owe you three wishes for getting me out of that fuckin thing." Norm explain.

"Well, my name is Fred Fredburger. I can spell my name real good. Do you want to hear me spell my name?" Fred asked.

"Let me think about that, no!" Norm snapped.

Fred ignored the genie said, "F… R… E… D… F… R… E… D… B… U… R… G… E… R! Fred Fredburger! Yes!"

"That's great!" Norm said in a sarcastic voice, "Can you make your first wish so we could just forgot this whole thing happened?"

"There's a time limit?" Fred asked.

"No actually…" Norm explained.

"I wish I had more time!" Fred screamed. Fred looked around and saw that time stood still, "Het, what's going on here?"

"You wished for more time to think of a wish. I stopped time until you make another wish." Norm explained, "By the way there is no time limit!"

"I wish you told me that earlier before my first wish." Fred said.

"Looks like you have two wishes technically," Norm said confused.

"I wish there was a planet which consists of whatever make live here work but have the lava be salsa and have the people there be giant walking nachos and that I am their leader!" Fred said.

When Fred and Norm both appeared on the new planet, the local 'people' surround Fred.

"FOOD!" The group of 'people' said.

"Why are they calling me food?" Fred asked.

"Don't you know these guys customs," Norm said, They eat their leaders.""

"I wish I had a rocket with a gaint holder for your lamp on the outside!" Fred said as he ran away from the nacho people.

"Aww fez! Thought, I might want to take cover when inside." Norm said as he was sucked back into the lamp. A roocket appeared as Fred ran into it. The lamp was placed on the gaint cupholder.

When the rocket took off, the lamp flew out of the gaint cup-holder. Little did either Fred or Norm know, the lamp was heading straight towards the remains of the Death Ball.

COMING UP NEXT: VICTIM 2 AKA DARK LASER