HAPPY PIE DAY EVERYONE!!! YAY!! (actually its tomorrow, but I wanted to
publish this now) *sees audiences blank stares* you know! PIE DAY! ^_^....
Are you telling me you don't know what pie day is!?! *everyone nods* GASP!
Well, guess I'll have to explain;
Today is March 14. The third month, the 14th day, just like the number pie, 3.14! see? PIE DAY! THE DAY WHERE WE ALL EAT PIE!!! Actually we're supposed to appreciate math and practice finding the circumference of a circle....BUT EATING REAL PIE IS BETTER!!!!
Hehe, I'll get back to the main point now ^^;; A few days (weeks?) ago I had a brilliant idea during school when I said something to my friend Katelyn aka Kitsune. She did something silly, and I said ahhh typical kitsune behavior....and then we were like OMG! (But not in a squeaky, high pitched voice) I COULD MAKE THAT INTO A FIC! SO I DID!! ^__^ Me and Hiei are show hosts, and in this weeks episode we will be trailing.......nah I'll make you find out for your self!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Diddly squat cept myself and the plot!
Typical Kitsune Behavior
Jessica: *Australian accent* Ello folks! Jess Corwin here in Tokyo Japan, ready to bring you another exciting episode of "Jessica & Hiei's animal adventures"! Today we have a real treat for you; we've traveled half way round the world just to show you the rare, amazing, beautiful, Youko! Yes you heard right! We will be spending today's episode hunting down a Youko!
Hiei: You make it seem like we're some sort of poacher or something! Hn....stupid human....
Jessica: SHUT UP HIEI! *clears throat* where was I? Oh yes, we will be showing you the day in the life of a Youko, so hold on to your hats, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Hiei: DUN DUN DUN!
Jessica: Oh, I would also like to thank are camera man, Yusuke, for helping us today! Arigato Yusuke-chan!
Yusuke: Yea yea, lets get this over with...
Jessica: oooh some one's grumpy!
Yusuke: HN!
Hiei: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!
Jessica: ^^;; lets be on are way shall we.....
*the 3 walk through the streets of Tokyo, occasionally stopping for sweet snow or ramen, because Yusuke and Hiei can't CONTROL THEIR URGES!*
Jessica: *whispering* we must be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting wabbits!
Yusuke: I thought we were looking for Kurama?
Hiei: HUNTING IS ILLEGAL! I WONT STAND FOR THIS!
Jessica: I said SHHH! DO YOU WANT THEM TO HEAR US!?!
Hiei: Who's 'us'? And why the hell are we sitting in this tree in this gay ass park!?
Yusuke: Hey man, you SLEEP in this gay ass park
Hiei: No! I sleep in Kurama's ro-...... It's non of your business where I sleep!
Jessica: *rolls eyes* we're on this tree because I heard that Kurama and Katelyn we're coming though this park on their date, so we're going to watch them!
Yusuke: Doesn't that make us stalkers?
Hiei: No! we're groupies! ^__^
Yusuke: Same difference...
Jessica: *yelling* NO! WE'RE SHOW HOSTS TRYING TO BUY THE WORLD WITH THE PROFITS AFTER THIS EPISODE!
Hiei/Yusuke: SHHH! HERE THEY COME!!
*Kurama and Katelyn are walking through the park, hand in hand, all lovey dovey like*
Katelyn: ahh Kuro-chan it's such a beautiful day!
Kurama: Yes I agree, it's just radiant!
Jessica: *gags*
Katelyn: Do you hear that?
Kurama: No, what?
Katelyn: I heard gagging...and it sounded JUST LIKE JESSICA!!
Kurama: that's just a little assumptions, don't you think?
Katelyn: No! I can tell! And she's in.....THAT TREE! *Points to the tree where Jessica, Hiei, and Yusuke are eavesdropping*
Jessica: *facing camera and whispering* first thing you should know about a Youko, they have incredible hearing!
Kurama: Even if it is her, lets just ignore it and enjoy are date *Moves closer to Katelyn and is about to hug her, when she moves to the side and he falls to the ground*
Katelyn: No. If we do, something bad is bound to happen! *marches over to tree* I KNOW YOUR UP THERE JESSICA!
Jessica: Maybe if we act like I'm not here, she'll give up....
Katelyn: Jessica you baka, I heard that!
Jessica: -__- so much for my idea
Katelyn: Don't make me go all kung foo on this tree Jess! Cause you know I will! HIYA! *kicks tree*
Tree: OWIE!
Jessica: O_O!? did the tree just talk....?
Yusuke: I think so....
Hiei: ABANDON TREE!!!! *jumps out of tree, which is rather tall*
Jessica: Right behind you! *jumps out of tree and lands on but* ahhh thank goodness I had this soft, squishy Hiei to break my fall! With out him, I could have fractured my but bone! (Very painful) thanks so much Hiei-chan! Hiei; only available in Japan *winks up at Yusuke and the camera*
Kurama: Jessica, what are you doing here?
Yusuke: We're hunting youko's!!
Hiei: WE'RE NOT HUNTING GOSH DARNIT! We're merely stalking them....I mean we're your groupies! *laughs nervously*
Jessica: *Aussie accent is back* we're doing an episode on the life of a Youko!
Katelyn: But we're not youko's anymore! Our souls have resided in human bodies, so I guess you're out of luck! ^_^
Jessica: ahh, but you still ACT like kitsunes! You still have the traits of one!
Katelyn: No we don't!
Jessica: *sighs* LOOK BEHIND YOU!! A SHINY SPOON!!!
Katelyn: WHERE!?!? MY SHINY!!!!! *searches frantically*
Jessica: I told you so.....
Kurama: *looking around still* I don't see any spoon, do you Katelyn?
Katelyn: *sobs* NO!
Kurama: oh......WANNA GO GET SOME PIE!?
Katelyn: H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS YEAH!
Jessica: *talking to camera* As you can see, no matter where a Youko is, even if they are in a human body, they are STILL foxes at heart! Notice how they love shiny things, get over things quickly, and have a mad obsession for pie!
Katelyn: DO NOT! *shoving pie into mouth*
Kurama: yea *takes bite of pie* we hate *another bite* pie!
Hiei: sure you do
Katelyn: Yummm PUMPKIN PIE!
Kurama: APPLE PIE!
Hiei: CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE!
Yusuke: COW PIE!
Katelyn: LEMON MARANG PIE!
Kurama: BLUEBERRY PIE!
Hiei: CHERRY PIE!
Yusuke: POSSUM PIE!
Jessica: This is ridicules......
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^_^;; Ok this was a lil ooc, but I can't help my self *sigh* I didn't really like this chapter.....hope some of you did! At least 8 reviews will get ya another chapter!! And don't forget, tomorrow is pie day! SO ENOY YOUR PIE!!
Yusuke: COW PIE!!
Jessica: How bout chocolate?
Love always,
~fire goddess5
Today is March 14. The third month, the 14th day, just like the number pie, 3.14! see? PIE DAY! THE DAY WHERE WE ALL EAT PIE!!! Actually we're supposed to appreciate math and practice finding the circumference of a circle....BUT EATING REAL PIE IS BETTER!!!!
Hehe, I'll get back to the main point now ^^;; A few days (weeks?) ago I had a brilliant idea during school when I said something to my friend Katelyn aka Kitsune. She did something silly, and I said ahhh typical kitsune behavior....and then we were like OMG! (But not in a squeaky, high pitched voice) I COULD MAKE THAT INTO A FIC! SO I DID!! ^__^ Me and Hiei are show hosts, and in this weeks episode we will be trailing.......nah I'll make you find out for your self!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Diddly squat cept myself and the plot!
Typical Kitsune Behavior
Jessica: *Australian accent* Ello folks! Jess Corwin here in Tokyo Japan, ready to bring you another exciting episode of "Jessica & Hiei's animal adventures"! Today we have a real treat for you; we've traveled half way round the world just to show you the rare, amazing, beautiful, Youko! Yes you heard right! We will be spending today's episode hunting down a Youko!
Hiei: You make it seem like we're some sort of poacher or something! Hn....stupid human....
Jessica: SHUT UP HIEI! *clears throat* where was I? Oh yes, we will be showing you the day in the life of a Youko, so hold on to your hats, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Hiei: DUN DUN DUN!
Jessica: Oh, I would also like to thank are camera man, Yusuke, for helping us today! Arigato Yusuke-chan!
Yusuke: Yea yea, lets get this over with...
Jessica: oooh some one's grumpy!
Yusuke: HN!
Hiei: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!
Jessica: ^^;; lets be on are way shall we.....
*the 3 walk through the streets of Tokyo, occasionally stopping for sweet snow or ramen, because Yusuke and Hiei can't CONTROL THEIR URGES!*
Jessica: *whispering* we must be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting wabbits!
Yusuke: I thought we were looking for Kurama?
Hiei: HUNTING IS ILLEGAL! I WONT STAND FOR THIS!
Jessica: I said SHHH! DO YOU WANT THEM TO HEAR US!?!
Hiei: Who's 'us'? And why the hell are we sitting in this tree in this gay ass park!?
Yusuke: Hey man, you SLEEP in this gay ass park
Hiei: No! I sleep in Kurama's ro-...... It's non of your business where I sleep!
Jessica: *rolls eyes* we're on this tree because I heard that Kurama and Katelyn we're coming though this park on their date, so we're going to watch them!
Yusuke: Doesn't that make us stalkers?
Hiei: No! we're groupies! ^__^
Yusuke: Same difference...
Jessica: *yelling* NO! WE'RE SHOW HOSTS TRYING TO BUY THE WORLD WITH THE PROFITS AFTER THIS EPISODE!
Hiei/Yusuke: SHHH! HERE THEY COME!!
*Kurama and Katelyn are walking through the park, hand in hand, all lovey dovey like*
Katelyn: ahh Kuro-chan it's such a beautiful day!
Kurama: Yes I agree, it's just radiant!
Jessica: *gags*
Katelyn: Do you hear that?
Kurama: No, what?
Katelyn: I heard gagging...and it sounded JUST LIKE JESSICA!!
Kurama: that's just a little assumptions, don't you think?
Katelyn: No! I can tell! And she's in.....THAT TREE! *Points to the tree where Jessica, Hiei, and Yusuke are eavesdropping*
Jessica: *facing camera and whispering* first thing you should know about a Youko, they have incredible hearing!
Kurama: Even if it is her, lets just ignore it and enjoy are date *Moves closer to Katelyn and is about to hug her, when she moves to the side and he falls to the ground*
Katelyn: No. If we do, something bad is bound to happen! *marches over to tree* I KNOW YOUR UP THERE JESSICA!
Jessica: Maybe if we act like I'm not here, she'll give up....
Katelyn: Jessica you baka, I heard that!
Jessica: -__- so much for my idea
Katelyn: Don't make me go all kung foo on this tree Jess! Cause you know I will! HIYA! *kicks tree*
Tree: OWIE!
Jessica: O_O!? did the tree just talk....?
Yusuke: I think so....
Hiei: ABANDON TREE!!!! *jumps out of tree, which is rather tall*
Jessica: Right behind you! *jumps out of tree and lands on but* ahhh thank goodness I had this soft, squishy Hiei to break my fall! With out him, I could have fractured my but bone! (Very painful) thanks so much Hiei-chan! Hiei; only available in Japan *winks up at Yusuke and the camera*
Kurama: Jessica, what are you doing here?
Yusuke: We're hunting youko's!!
Hiei: WE'RE NOT HUNTING GOSH DARNIT! We're merely stalking them....I mean we're your groupies! *laughs nervously*
Jessica: *Aussie accent is back* we're doing an episode on the life of a Youko!
Katelyn: But we're not youko's anymore! Our souls have resided in human bodies, so I guess you're out of luck! ^_^
Jessica: ahh, but you still ACT like kitsunes! You still have the traits of one!
Katelyn: No we don't!
Jessica: *sighs* LOOK BEHIND YOU!! A SHINY SPOON!!!
Katelyn: WHERE!?!? MY SHINY!!!!! *searches frantically*
Jessica: I told you so.....
Kurama: *looking around still* I don't see any spoon, do you Katelyn?
Katelyn: *sobs* NO!
Kurama: oh......WANNA GO GET SOME PIE!?
Katelyn: H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS YEAH!
Jessica: *talking to camera* As you can see, no matter where a Youko is, even if they are in a human body, they are STILL foxes at heart! Notice how they love shiny things, get over things quickly, and have a mad obsession for pie!
Katelyn: DO NOT! *shoving pie into mouth*
Kurama: yea *takes bite of pie* we hate *another bite* pie!
Hiei: sure you do
Katelyn: Yummm PUMPKIN PIE!
Kurama: APPLE PIE!
Hiei: CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE!
Yusuke: COW PIE!
Katelyn: LEMON MARANG PIE!
Kurama: BLUEBERRY PIE!
Hiei: CHERRY PIE!
Yusuke: POSSUM PIE!
Jessica: This is ridicules......
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
^_^;; Ok this was a lil ooc, but I can't help my self *sigh* I didn't really like this chapter.....hope some of you did! At least 8 reviews will get ya another chapter!! And don't forget, tomorrow is pie day! SO ENOY YOUR PIE!!
Yusuke: COW PIE!!
Jessica: How bout chocolate?
Love always,
~fire goddess5