North America
Hey everyone! NEW FIC WOOT! So, this one is gonna be fun. Welcome to my complete and utter chaos fic. *maniacal laughter*
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Sorry.
"Everyone hurry up!" called a boy with a Brooklyn accent. He straightened his flat-billed cap atop his dark brown curls.
With a thunder of footsteps, his siblings came running down the stairs. There was Nashville, wearing a cut off plaid shirt, and jean shorts. Her long blonde hair was flowing behind her, right into Seattle's face. Seattle wore her usual black raincoat, and was whacking L.A. and San Francisco on the head. The two boys wore identical tank tops and board shorts, making it even harder to tell the difference.
"NEW YORK! Nashville's taken my tie!" called a boy in a tux.
"Because you pulled my hair!" Nashville called, her voice drawling.
"I didn't! Seattle did!" Washington D.C. yelled.
"Shut up shut up shut up all of you just shut up." Seattle muttered.
The siblings continued fighting. NYC and Seattle exchanged a glance, and they both took a deep breath.
"SHUT UP!" screamed the two eldest teens. They dragged the cities into the van, and New York jumped into the driver's seat. Seattle pulled out a laptop, and the siblings all went quiet.
"Okay, so the world meeting's in NYC, which is like a 3 minute drive, so get ready. Cali twins, do you have the glitter bomb?" Seattle asked. The twins nodded, wicked smiles on their faces. "Okay, D.C. you stay here and keep lookout for Russia." D.C. nodded."Yorkie," Seattle said.
"Don't call me Yorkie." New York said, glaring at Seattle in the rearview mirror.
Seattle sighed. "Fine, Yankee, you keep the van on."
"Guys?" Nashville said.
"Yes?" The California twins asked.
"Are we meeting Vancouver, Ontario, Mexico City and Cancun there?"
"Yep."Seattle closed the laptop. "We're here guys, let's do this."
"Where are they?" America muttered, glancing at his watch. The cities were late.
"SUP, MOTHERFUCKERS?" screamed a loud voice, making the countries assembled jump. "NEW YORK CITY HERE, BRINGING CHAOS TO STUPID ASS COUNTRIES!" New York City burst through the doors, running over to America. "Sup, big bro?"
"NYC, bro!" America fist bumped the teen. "Everyone here?"
"You tell me!" New York pointed at the doorway, where the California twins wheeled in a large machine.
"Take cover, big bro!" yelled L.A., or was it San Fran? Either way, one of the twins tackled America to the ground as the bomb went off, covering everyone in glitter.
"HOLA, MI AMIGOS! MEXICO CITY!" screamed a Mexican boy from the doorway, covering anyone unlucky enough to be within range in paintballs. "HAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET SPAIN!"He threw the gun at Spain, and ran, dragging New York with him.
"Big brother Canada, let's go!" Vancouver said. "Hurry!" He pulled the glitter covered nation up and ran. Ontario followed, dropping the wrench he had been using to open a water pipe. Once they got outside, the pipe exploded, covering everyone in the meeting room in glitter.
"You idiots. Why'd you bring Canada?" Seattle yelled from the van, ushering the cities in.
"Shut up, Rainy!" Ontario said "DRIVE CANCUN!" Cancun, now in the driver's seat hit the gas.
As they sped away, with a shaking Canada in the back, Seattle pulled out her phone, and called their rival, Paris. She held up a business card she had had made for them as the phone rang. It read 'North American Major Cities: Chaos Aficionados'. "Hey Paris?" she said when the city picked up.
"Yes?" Paris said.
"If you can make more chaos than that, you win." She hung up. This should be fun.
Woot! Thanks for reading! Anyone have a city they wanna include? Try to keep them relatively major. Bye guys, and good day!