Summary: Jack and Norrington band together to split up the perfect couple, Will and Elizabeth. No, of course they're not going about it the wrong way… Jack/Will, Norrington/Elizabeth

Warnings: Slash, male x male

Disclaimer: It's a darn good thing I don't own this…

Prologue

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The Captain glared at them from his place behind the wheel. How dare they be together!? Jack watched him tell her about the stars, but he couldn't hear what they were saying. He watched her laugh and take his arm. He watched them smile, practically gagging on the happiness.

And he wanted to stab something!

The same question blared through him mind: how dare they!?

James Norrington smirked at Jack's malicious face. Oh, he knew why it made him mad. He knew why Jack was so hostile seeing them together. He felt the same. BUT, he had a plan...

Jack subconsciously rapped his fingers on the wheel, not noticing when Norrington stalked up behind him.

"It's impolite to stare, Sparrow," the man chided sarcastically.

Caught off guard, Jack fumbled, "I'm not staring! I'm just... glancing around. Excuse me for doing my job."

Norrington looked at him sharply. "I know what you were looking at."

Jack rolled his eyes at him, "I don't fancy Elizabeth if that's what you think."

Norrington laughed, "No, I know you don't," he lowered his voice, "You fancy Will."

Jack's surprise showed candidly on his face as he began to defend himself, "That's ridiculous! Captain Jack Sparrow doesn't sail on THAT sea, mate."

Norrington rolled his eyes, "I've seen the way you watch him. And how drastically different it is from the way you watch them. I can help you. We can split them up," he gave an evil smile.

"Why would you help me?" Jack looked suspicious, as if he were being handed free candy.

Norrington pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. "Look here, you want Will, right?"

"Yeah- I mean No!"

"And I want Elizabeth. We break them up and pick up the pieces for ourselves."

"Ah ha!" Jack's lips curved into an evil smile to match Norrington's. This was a flawless plan! How could anyone not fancy Captain Jack Sparrow, after all?

A/N: And there ya go! More coming soon, because this was a short chapter. I'll do my diggity-dog best to post in a (semi) timely fashion!

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