Hey everyone!! So I haven't written in a LONG time so please please review! This way I can learn from my mistakes. FLAMES WANTEDDD (if needed of course)
I DO NOT OWN VIVA LA BAM OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS besides fifi she's my creation.
"I'm Bam Margera" and this is Grocery cart race!!"
"And I'm Johnny Knoxville"
"And this is Grocery cart race!!"
It was a beautiful day. The kind of day where everything is relaxed and you just go and sit down and relax. I thought I was going to be a quite day. But boy was I wrong.
"Bam Look out!"
I turn around to see the front of a grocery cart. After that I just feel pain.
"O my god!"
"Is she ok"
"Ehren are you looking down her shirt?"
I get up. And look at the so called Ehren and say
"Pig"
"Maybe you shouldn't get up" says the man that hit me with the cart. "My names Bam. Bam Margera."
"That's an interesting "name"" I say using air quotes around the word name
"What's that supposed to mean" he says while smirking.
His friends laugh. And his friend I think named Johnny says
"It's true!"
I look at this man.
"You look familiar"
"Well I am a famous movie star"
"Oh yea?"
"Yea"
"What are you in?"
"Well you probably know me from Dukes of Hazards"
I smile. I just watched that movie last week. That's why he is familiar. Instead of saying that I say
"O really? Never seen it. O I know why you look familiar. You remind me of my friends grandpa." I say with a smirk.
He winces. They laugh then, bam speaks
"Well you're just a pocketful of sunshine aren't ya."
I laugh
"Yea."
"I'm bam"
"You said that already."
"I know. But you are supposed to tell me your name."
I walk up to him with new found confidence and say while taking a finger and rubbing it up and down his chest
"Now why would I want to do that" I smirk.
He laughs. They laugh. I think they like me.
"I'm fifi"
"And you said my name was funny"
I look at him with a sarcastic look and say "it's short for Felicia"
Some scruffy looking man with wild red hair and a long red beard says
"You know fifi in French means vagina"
It's quiet then everyone (including myself) burst out laughing.
"I get that all the time"
Bam looks at me and smiles "I like you"
"O yea? Well most people do" I say with a smirk.
"Here's my number" Bam says
"Ha. Maybe I'll call"
"Maybe you should"
"Bye" they all say while walking away.
I thought this was supposed to be a normal day. Boy was I wrong. But let me say. I am glad that it isn't
I'm still deciding if this will be a one-shot. It's kind of in a diary form. So review and tell me what you think. Its short, but I kind of want it that way because it leaves it up to you to decide what going to happen after. And if I continue it will be an introduction. SO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
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*~Carolyn~*