Note- Before I start, this is my first attempt at a Naruto story, so if it sucks balls, just say so, but I won't give a shit. There are a little Bleach elements, but very subtle.

In this Naruto was 12 during the Kyuubi attack, and his little sister became the jinjuriki instead. 3 years after her birth he leaves for a while, 9 years, where she is raised by their parents Minato and Kushina.

In this Kushina was the 2nd jinchuuriki, but was able to survive thanks to Tsunade's healing. (Sometimes people make it so it was summoned)

The sealing was done by Sarutobi instead of Minato. Everything else will be told later, but if you don't like it, as I say, suck my balls ITS FICTION!

Also the pairing for Naruto is with Mei, and she will be shown in like the first couple of minutes. If you're wondering who became the mizukage… well I haven't thought about it, but I like the idea of Mei and Naruto. She looks like Kushina, but it's okay since it wouldn't be incest :).

Also, I won't say the jutsus in Japanese unless you really want them in it. If more people say they do, I will and put the English translation after it, but for now I won't.

Well let's start this thing.

Chapter 1- Return

"Well this is the life" Kotestsu Hagane, chunin who was responsible for… absolutely nothing. Well not nothing, just watching the front gate, but what ninja just walks through the front gate? My point exactly.

He had spiky dark hair that split to cover the sides of his head. He wore the normal flak jacket that was issued to Konoha chunins, and had a white bandage that ran across his nose and around his head.

He was leaning against the gate like nothing could possibly happen, while his partner Izumo Kamizuki, leaned on the opposite side chewing on a piece of grass, with his left eye closed. Izumo wore his forehead protector like a bandanna, and his brown hair covered his right eye. Other than that, he looked like any other normal Chunin.

Izumo looked out of the gate, as he was a little more responsible than his college and saw two people walking towards the gate. As they got closer his eyes widened as he recognized who he was seeing, as though it was only yesterday, except the girl was not recognizable.

The man was about the age of 24, and he was almost a carbon copy of the current hokage. He had spiky blonde hair, with long side burns running down the side of his face. He had crystal blue eyes, and angular face, which was covered by a black ski mask.

He wore a black flak jacket with the Uzumaki swirl on the back and underneath was a sleeveless white shirt. His left arm was wrapped up in black bandages and on his right hand he wore a black fingerless glove. He wore black shinobi pants, but at the bottom, he had metal greaves which then connected to his dark shinobi sandals. On his back was a large cleaver like sword which was wrapped up in white bandages from the hilt all the way down the blade.

The girl had long ankle length, auburn hair, which was styled into a herringbone pattern at the back. On top, she had top knot tied with a dark blue band. She had four bangs in the front, two which were short and covered her right eye, and two long ones which crossed each other at her chest. On her left side you could see one of her bright green eyes. She wore a long blue dress that went just below her knees, and the right side was left open, showing the mesh she wore to cover up the parts he dress didn't. She also had high heeled sandals and shin guards that reached over her knees.

As the two figures approached the gate, the blonde man said "Well it's good to be back" to absolutely no one in particular.

Izumo looked at the man and smiled at him "Welcome back Naruto Namikaze"

At the sound of the name, Kotestsu looked up hurriedly to see the first child of the Yondaime Hokage, Minato Namikaze and his wife Kushina Uzumaki, the famed Whirlpool's red death. His jaw drop when he saw Naruto and it dropped even further when he saw the girl with him.

Sensing the eyes of the man on her, she turned to him and gave him a too good to be true smile.

"My, my, hasn't your mother ever told you staring is rude" she said, in an evilly sweat tone.

Naruto smirked underneath his mask "Mei, stop messing with him, he's just shocked that's all"

"Well Naruto is that your girlfriend or something?" Izumo asked, getting a better look at the girl. 'Damn what is it with Namikazee's and woman. First Mianto gets Kushina, Naruto gets this babe, and his sister is already starting to grab my attention'

Naruto just shrugged "you could say that. But I got to get going" he took a couple more steps into Konoha and turned back to gate guards "after all; you know how my kaa- san gets when I'm late home"

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Kushina Namikaze was reading a scroll on finjutsu in the living room of the Namikaze estate. She had long Uzumaki red hair, which reached down to her ankles and in the wind, her hair almost looked like nine tails. She wore her normal ANBU armor, because even though she was a mother of two, she was not going to turn into a house wife like her best friend Mikoto Uchiha.

However Mikoto was having trouble dealing with the Uchiha clan after the split and the massacre that took place. 5 years ago, Mikoto's husband Fugaku Uchiha tried to start a coup de tat against the hokage and take over Konoha; however some Uchihas were very loyal and respected the leadership of the Yondaime hokage.

So the clan split, with Mikoto leading one party and Fugaku the other. But before the coup could take place, Itachi Uchiha, who had sided against his father, had slaughtered that side of the Uchiha clan to stop the meaningless violence.

It was a good thing two because Fugaku's side included most of the more radical Uchihas, so In turn, the Uchiha clan could be considered more stable and less hate driven then what they previously were. However, one from the Fugaku's group survived, and that was her younger son, Sasuke, who believed that the Uchiha were the superior clan and should rule Konoha.

She hadn't heard about what he was doing, but she knew he had left his family and got an apartment somewhere, and Mikoto was heartbroken. Mikoto had tried to get him back saying it was for the best, but he seem fixated on killing the man who had stopped the Uchihas from seizing their rightful role on top, Itachi Uchiha.

She sighed thinking about her best friend, she was never really cut out for hard pressed clan politics, but Itachi was helping out when he wasn't doing ANBU missions or trying to reason with his younger brother.

But then she heard the doors to the estate open and she knew something wasn't right. Minato was with Jiraiya at a negotiations treaty with Kumo, and she wasn't expecting him back until later that night.

Kasumi, her daughter was at her last day of the academy, where she was taking the genin exam, and she had asked her to come pick her up after she "kicks major booty"

She smiled thinking about her younger daughter, who was a mini her except for her dirty blonde hair. Unlike her son, Kasumi was much more carefree then he was, but that could be traced to the fact that Naruto was pushed into the ANBU at age 8 since the war with Iwa was still raging and they needed more soldiers at that time.

Yet they were very alike. Even when he was in the ANBU, Naruto would pull pranks and have good "Uzumaki" fun, which she had taken up.

Brought out of her own thoughts, Kushina rose from the couch and unsheathed her katana which she called Chen no Mizu (chain water) since it combined her high water affinity, which was usually compared to the Nindaime hokage, and her chakra chains.

It had a silver blade which was attached to a blue hilt and on the end of the hilt, was a broken chain with three links. It was made out of Uzumaki metal, which was charka enhanced and known for its strength and durability.

She turned the corner cautiously, but when she saw who it was she dropped her sword and pounced on the 'intruder'

In a blur of red, Naruto had found himself on the floor, where Mei was looking at that scene which seemed very… intriguing.

Kushina was on top of her son hugging the living daylights out of him.

"Oh my Naruto-kun, your back" she cooed as she shook her son to the point where any normal person would have either passed out or throw up.

After about 5 minutes Kushina had lighten up on the hugging and was spit firing questions at Naruto like 'where have you been' What have you been doing' but then she caught attention to the third person in the room and her eyes light up as she looked at Mei, then Naruto then back at Mei.

"Naruto-kun got a girlfriend!" she yelled and treacherous hugging started again.

"Kaa-san… please… suffocating" Naruto gasped as all the air in his body was squeezed out by Kushina.

Realizing what she was doing, she let go of Naruto, who slumped on the floor, trying to get his breath back. Kushina then turned her attention to Mei and she studied her vigorously.

"Hmmm, nice hair, nice eyes, good bust…" She turned to Naruto and gave him a cheeky smile "It's like you looked for me when you chose her"

Mei laughed slightly at this "well he does say I look like his mother, but I would have taken that as an insult of i didn't see a picture of you." She then turned to Naruto, who now had passed out from lack of air, which made Mei sigh.

Kushina looked at her son with a hurried expression and gripped him even tighter "NO! MY NARUTO-KUN!" But before she could put Naruto through more stress, Mei put a hand on Kushina's shoulder.

"Kushina- san, I think Naruto needs to lie down, and get some rest." She then gave Kushina a cheeky grin "after all, he did say he was expecting to be out cold for a couple of hour's right after he entered through the front door"

Kushina looked at her son's face, which was clear indication that he wouldn't be up for at least 2 hours. She then lifted her sons sleeping form and laid him on the couch, with his head resting on Kushina's lap, and Mei taking a seat next to Kushina.

Mei then slouched back comfortable in the seat. "I guess an introduction is necessary. I'm Mei Terumi, Naruto-kun's fiancée."

At this Kushina's eyes opened slightly at the last name "oh so you're of Uzumaki blood" she said, very excitedly.

It was always one of her fantasies to have Naruto find an Uzamaki girl, but since most were wiped out, that would have been very hard. However, if he found one of the branch family, like the Terumi's were, that would suffice that pet peeve.

Mei nodded "yes I am. I know a lot about you so you can just ask some…" but before she could finish Kushina began question her future daughter in law.

"Well, why is that you and Naruto 'hooked up'? I thought the Terumis left for Kiri after the fall of Uzu."

Mei nodded "we did, but you have heard of the bloodline purges happening in Kiri"

In realization, Kushina understood what Mei was saying "So what happened?"

Mei sighed "Well, 7 years ago when I was 17, Kiri shinobi attacked my clan compound which was just outside of the outskirts of Kiri. We were severely outnumbered, but we fought back. I thought I was going to die that day, but luckily, Naruto-kun was in the area and in a couple of minutes, and he had wiped out all those bloodline hating basterds."

Again Kushina was hugging her son's unconscious body "OH my little Naruto-kun is a hero" she squealed, and Mei couldn't help but smile at his mother's reaction.

"Yes he was, and so after that he helped the rest of the bloodline clans get out of Kiri's range and organized them into the rebel bloodline faction" Mei continued. "However he couldn't stay since he was a leaf-nin, and it would be considered an act of war if he did any more to help. So after he did that, he left, but I went with him to help him with some of his training and he helped me get stronger and I guess you can figure out the rest."

"So what exactly did you show Naruto-kun?" Kushina asked, as she was very interested in what her son had been doing on his 9 year journey through the elemental nations.

Mei frowned slightly, but she still had on a warm smile, which Kushina found slightly creepy "Well, I can't tell you. Only Naruto-kun can, as he always says…
but Kushina finished the sentence for her.

"A ninja's greatest weapon is surprise" which Mei agreed to, since it was probably the most deadly and most forgotten techniques used by ninja's these days.

For the next couple of hours, Kushina and Mei had small talk on less important subjects like their hair and other girly like things. Kushina may have been a tom boy when she was little, but she still had a female side she needed to express.

It was not until Naruto woke up in his mother's lap did the mood change. "Hi Kaa-san" he said looking up at his mom.

Kushina looked down at her son and cradled his face like a mother would do for a newborn child. "Oh my little Naruto-kun I missed you so much" she said softly, which made Naruto blush slightly.

"Yah, well I'm back" he then looked at Mei "how long have I been out for?"

Mei shrugged "probably an hour or two, and I must say I really like your kaa-san"

Naruto then looked around the living room "hey where's my imouto?"

Kushina perked up slightly as she had completely forgotten about her youngest daughter. "Oh shit!" she said and quickly got up from the couch trying to find the time.

Naruto looked at his mother inquisitively "what's wrong?" he asked.

"Kasumi is doing her genin exam today… what's the time" Kushina said while looking for a clock. When she had found one she sighed in relief, as it wouldn't be over for another 30 minutes, so she had enough time to get to the academy. "Thank Kami! We got 30 minutes"

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Kasumi was waiting for her turn for the ninjutsu part of the exam. Like her mom, she had taken up the tom boy look that she was famous for, except she took it to the extreme. She long orange undershirt, which had the Senju symbol on the right shoulder and over that, was a sleeveless black vest which had the red Uzumaki swirl on the back. She wore dark shinobi pants with white bandaging around her thighs and ankles and the dark blue ninja sandals. She kept her kunai pouch on her left thigh and she wore a black headband around her neck waiting to put her new Konoha black guard on it.

A little while ago, a background check was done on Kushina, her mother, and it was found out that the Nindaime Hokage had a child with an Uzamaki girl like his brother, and that child gave birth to Kushina. This then helped to explain her amazingly good water nature, and also made her, after Tsuande, heir to the Senju clan.

She stood at 5 foot, which was slightly taller then everyone in her class except Shino, and had long reddish blonde hair, which like her mom's was very long, reaching down to her ankles. She also had her father piercing blue eyes, which if she stared at you long enough with, she found you would start shaking in fear.

However it was different then the 'Sasuke fan girl' group who all had long hair because some rumor got out that he liked it. Personally she thought the boy couldn't like anything. She also had three whisker marks on each check which some people thought were cute and others thought were the sign of the Kyuubi.

Everyone knew she was the jinchuuriki of the nine tails. It was no secret that she was and some people, mostly civilians, thought she was in the incarnate of the fox. Still it wasn't enough to make her into a village beat toy, because that was the minority, but they still exist. Most just didn't talk about it, and some tried to worship her. She just thought those people were stupid, and she personal thought it was better not to bring light to the subject.

Next to her sat her best friend Masaki Uchiha, who was reading very quietly next to her, like any good Uchiha would. Except she was reading a more adult humored comic book, not to the extent of the Icha Icha series, but still pretty bad. However she kept her nose from bleeding was a wonder.

Like all Uchihas, she had long black hair, reaching down to her butt, but she had a bang going down her left shoulder. Her eyes were dark and she stood about inch shorter then Kasumi. She wore a light blue Uchiha shirt, because like her friend, she would not be seen in a dress like a 'Sasuke fan girl'. She wore short shinobi pants which were white, but she covered her legs with black wrappings, and on her left arm.

Unlike her aunt, who was Mikoto, she felt that Sasuke was living in the past Uchiha clan, where you 'had' to be better than everyone else and you 'were' the best. She didn't want anything to do with him, but she promised her aunt that she would try to get him out of his little funk.

"So Kasumi" Masaki asked still looking down at her book. "Doing anything after this"

Kasumi shook her head "No, but I want some lunch"

"Yeah this is really boring. I say we get some lunch after we get the headband and suffer from our parents hugs and then go spare or something" Masaki said while turning the page of her comic.

"That's very womanly of you two, but that's what you get for acting like boys" a voice said from across the room, which made Kasumi growl.

"Shut it Haruno before I rip all that pink hair from your skull and shove it up your flat ass!" Kasumi yelled at her.

The said person was a 4 foot 9 pink headed civilian by the name of Sakura Haruno. She had nicely kept blinding pink hair and a voice that could break eardrums. She wore a red shinobi dress as they were called and was the definition of 'Sasuke fan girl'.

"Yah you would say something like that fox" she said venomously at her.

This just made Sakura's point more valid when she started growling even louder, and just like a fox, but before she could retort, Sakura was called in to do her test.

"God I hate that bitch" Kasumi muttered under her breath. She never liked being called the kyuubi, and when she was, that said person would wake up 2 days later with many bruises and missing teeth.

Masaki closed her book since she knew Kasumi would rant about this and that would make her lose focus. Masaki knew full well that Kasumi had just passing chakra control in the class because of all her extra chakra. Kushina had asked her to make sure Kasumi be fully focused on the exam, and in return, she would make sure the two of them were put on the same team.

"Kasumi, she doesn't get it, so don't waste your time. With our luck she will die on her first genin mission and we will be rid of her." This made Kasumi grin at the thought as she thought of all the times that Sakura and her had been at each other's neck.

A couple of minutes later the door to the classroom, and Kasumi was called in.

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Iruka Sensei, the brown haired ponytailed sensei was very tired and annoyed after watching so many genin do all of the jutsu. Even with all the new requirements that the hokage had made, so many still passed.

"You know Iruka, we have a lot of genin passing this year" Mizuki said as he went down the list of all the genin.

Mizuki was a long white haired chunin, who wore his headband like a bandanna around his head.

Iruka sighed "yah, but I bet only half of them are going to really get anywhere as ninja"

Mizuki nodded and then looked down at the next name of the list, and his smile faded just a little bit. Iruka caught notice of this as Kasumi walked into the room and sighed at his partner's ignorance.

"Alright Kasumi" Iruka said kindly to the little Namikaze, "Let's see a henge no jutsu (transformation technique)"

Kasumi nodded, and 2 seconds later she appeared as Iruka, and he nodded in approval.

"Good, now do a Kawarimi no jutsu (body replacement)"

Again, she had no difficulties with this jutsu and she replaced herself with the log and back again.

Iruka nodded in approval "alright, now I got this memo from your father"

Mizuki frowned when he said this, because like most fox haters, they didn't believe Kasumi was the Yondaime's daughter. "Iruka we can't show favoritism to our students" he said. Mizuki knew perfectly well that she wouldn't be able to do a normal clone technique, and he honestly did not want her to pass.

Iruka frowned at his college "you know the circumstances so Kasumi, do a kage bunshin no jutsu (shadow clone jutsu) please"

"How many Iruka-sensei?" Kasumi asked

Iruka shrugged "I guess 10 would be good" he said and a couple seconds later, 10 more Kasumis were in the room, all of them solid.

"Very good Kasumi, you pass, now Mizuki, give her the head band"

Kasumi approached the Mizuki, and he grudgingly gave her the headband. She knew that Mizuki didn't like her, but seriously, the guy was a ninja. He should know a little fuinjutsu.

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Naruto, Mei and Kushina were walking towards the academy, and Naruto was getting way too much attention from the populace.

First everyone saw either Mei's giant cleavage or Naruto's giant cleaver sword, which then led them to see Naruto, then they saw Naruto with Kushina, and for once in living memory, the civilians were able to piece together the obvious. Naruto Namikazee was back in Konoha.

Many of the girls looked at him with hearts in their eyes, as not only was he good looking, but he was part of the heir to the Uzumaki clan, heir to the Namikaze clan, which was more of a merchant branch family of the Senju, who owned the majority of the businesses in Konoha, and if Tsuande and Kushina died, he would be the heir to also the Senju clan.

Kushina had told Naruto about his relationship to the Nindaime, which he was quite excited about, but now he would have to call Tsuande his oba-san instead of his more preferred term obaa-san. She was only 10 years younger than Kushina, who was now 42 but somehow still looked 24, but she was still older then him, and it pissed her off a great deal since she two looked about 24.

He had a good relationship with Tsuande, even though they appeared to be at each other necks, unlike with Jiraiya, his god father. It's not that he didn't like him, because he found the man to be real funny, but he just didn't like the fact he was so closely associated with the super pervert of the world.

As they approached the academy, they could see the crowd of people that had gathered around the main doors, congratulating their kids on their success. Naruto tried to look through the crowd to see where his Imouto was, but then remembered the last time he had seen her was when she was 3.

"Damn, it's sad I don't even know what my imouto looks like" Naruto said.

"You know back in Kiri, you would have had to kill your own classmates to be made genin. I guess this seems a bit more… civil" Mei said to Naruto and then turned to Kushina "Kushina has Nasumi even done her test yet?"

Kushina shook her head "No she isn't done I know for a fact that she would…"

But before she could say anything further a loud boom came from the front doors of the academy and standing in all of her glory was Kasumi.

"YOU HEAR THAT PEOPLE!" Kasumi shouted so that everyone from Suna could faintly hear her in the wind. "IM A NINJA AND IM GOING TO KICK SOME MAJOR-"

"NASUMI!" Kushina yelled at her daughter, to get both her attention and to make sure she didn't say what she was about to say in public, but of course, Kasumi had inherited that troublemaker side.

"ASS!" which was by far the loudest of all, even loud enough for even Orochimaru, who was underground at the time, to ask 'who said that'

For a minute everyone thought Kushina was going to punish her daughter, but then they remembered it was what Uzumamkis did so they pushed the outburst aside and went on congratulating their kids.

Kasumi turned to face her kaa-san holding up her headband, but when she saw Naruto she completely forgot about becoming a genin.

"ANIKI!" Kasumi screamed and ran full speed towards Naruto, but before impact Naruto stuck out his hand to stop the ongoing collision, but Kasumi was still running.

"Now we shouldn't kill our siblings" Naruto said playfully to Kasumi. 'Damn, she looks just like kaa-san, but her hair has part of dad's in it' Naruto thought. 'When the boys go after to her… I'm going to make them all suffer, maybe Mei will help me'

Kasumi look into her brother's blue eyes, which were just like her own and she kept on trying to jump into his arms. "Aniki… let… me… up!" she screamed, since all she wanted to do at that moment was hug her brother.

But before she could make another push, Naruto had grab on to Kasumi and pulled her up, on his own free will, and cradled her in his arms like a baby.

"Ah look at you" he cooed as she ruffled her reddish blonde hair. "You look like a little fox"

Kushina was horrified; she had forgotten to tell Naruto about Kasumi's little deal about being called… it.

Kasumi's eyes widened as she heard her brother say that "what did you say" she asked, hoping beyond kami he didn't say what she thought he said.

Naruto looked confused at his Imouto "what I just said you looked like a fox" and he pulled down his ski mask to reveal his face.

Kasumi was about to cry and yell at him saying he couldn't be her aniki, but when she saw his face and the whisker marks on his cheeks Kasumi forgot all about her rage.

"See I got whiskers, you got whiskers" he then looked at Kushina "but Kaa-san doesn't. She aint special enough" he mused.

Kushina was still worried that Naruto might get killed by Kasumi after saying that, but once she looked at Kasumi's face, which was looking intently at Naruto's cheeks, she sighed in relief. 'Thank Kami Naruto got those or else… he might break a rib or two'

Kasumi touched one of the whisker marks on his cheek to make sure they were real, and when she felt that they were in fact, whisker marks she smiled. "Yah I guess I do" she said and pulled her head deeper into Naruto's chest.

Naruto just cradled his little sister, while Mei went to retrieve the headband, which Kasumi had dropped at the academy entrance when she saw Naruto.

On her way to get it, a couple of the fathers and mothers were looking at her with both lust and jealously.

'Damn… she is smoking' one guy thought while his wife behind him was wondering what she ate to get such a body.

When she bent over to retrieve the headband, half the dads were blown away in spurts of blood, while the other half fell to the ground, blood running down their nose. When Mei saw this, she chuckled to herself.

'And I wasn't even trying' she mused as she walked by to Naruto.

Hearing the presence of another person Kasumi looked up to Mei and her first reaction went a little something like this.

"Aniki that broad has my headband!" she proclaimed pointing an excusing figure at Mei.

Naruto chuckled slightly while Mei mused at Kasumi's reaction. "Um Kasumi-chan, that 'broad' is my fiancé and your future aneki"

At this Kasumi hand dropped unceremoniously to the ground as her brother said that this woman was his fiancée. She then turned to Naruto with that puppy eyed look that every girl gives when they want to know something "but I'm still your favorite right?" Kasumi asked

"Of course you're his favorite" Mei said, as she was very good at getting people to either love her or absolutely loathe her.

Kasumi then turned to Mei with the same puppy dog eyes "really?"

Mei nodded "yes really." She then focused her attention back on Naruto. "Now Naruto-kun, let me hold Kasumi-chan as I do believe it's my turn"

After she said that Kasumi squealed and turned to Naruto and whispered to him, even though it was still audibly to everyone "I like her already"

As Naruto handed Kasumi to Mei, and Mei handed the headband to Naruto, he wrapped it around Kasumi's neck, whose back he was facing.

"I like it on your neck" Naruto stated as he looked at his fine handiwork. "I'll give your first genin lesson; either have your headband around your forehead, around your neck or on your sleeve, but never have it like a headband"

Kasumi then turned to Naruto and saluted playfully in Mei's arms "don't worry Naruto-kun, I promise to never look like a slutty kunoichi ever"

"Kasumi, language" Kushina said, but they all knew she didn't mean it. She just said it so the parents walking by wouldn't think that she tolerated it.

Naruto just chuckled at Kasumi's response and ruffled her hair "now that sounds like a Uzumaki to me"

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