War Sucks!!!

The clones quickly ran towards the impostors and took out their kunai, the two men hesitated and they quickly gained consciousness. They jumped at the last second. All the clones whacked each other. As the ninja looked down Neji saved the day once again. The men took a kick to the face as they were still in the air. They fell to the ground as the shock wave of the kick shook the cave. A rock fell right on the men as the cave started falling apart, rocks were flying everywhere. Naruto said in aw, "oh snap…"

"We should get going while the cave is still standing Naruto." Naruto got up and they started running as Naruto said nothing. Naruto was trying to stay on target. Naruto remembered that before he took the mission Tsunade told him to keep his eye on the prize but that was hard to do while a war was going on… They got out of the cave in one piece. They looked back as the entrance was covered in rocks. Then Naruto asked Neji, "what caused the cave to fall, I was to busy slamming my head against myself…"

"I think it was the shock wave of me kicking those guys' face in."

Naruto shouted, "how in the hell does kicking a guy in the face cause a cave to collapse!!!"

"I don't know, since I kicked those guys in the face."

Naruto squinted his eyes and said, "You think you're cool don't you?"

"Naruto we should head towards Tsunade, maybe she can provide information on what's going on here."

"Yeah sure avoid the question mister cool guy" Naruto whispered to himself. He started to run towards Neji and he caught up with him. They both stopped at a cliff and spotted Tsunade and Jiraiya. Tsunade was kicking the shit out of every ninja she could find and so was Jiraiya. Naruto complained, "That is a lot of ninja and a lot of land…"

"We should stay on the side with the leaf village ninja, so we should stay on the left."

Naruto whispered to himself again as Neji ran down the cliff, "No shit mister cool guy." Naruto caught up again, and then he tripped on a rock and rolled down saying, "FUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!" Neji looked at him and laughed until Naruto hit the bottom. Unfortunately for Naruto, he smacked the ground head first… Neji was so busy laughing he tripped over a rock, but gained control doing a front flip. Naruto started running towards Tsunade and Jiraiya and lost sight of the fact that there might be a ninja following him… But a ninja came up behind Neji. Naruto looked back and said, "Look out!"

Neji took his advice and saw a rock and had an idea at the last minute without even looking back. Neji jumped as the follower tripped and lost control. As the ninja flipped and turned Naruto jumped and kicked the man in his stomach, as Naruto landed a ninja came up behind him. But unlike Neji, he was aware of the ninja. Naruto did a back flip and appeared behind the enemy and deployed a paper bomb on the man, Neji jumped towards the man and knocked him out with a brutal uppercut. Blood fell from the man's mouth as he fell to the ground. Naruto turned around and faced the other 10 ninja that were running towards them. They ran towards the side of the abyss as the bomb blew up, the sand blew up behind them as they ran. It was like surfing through a tide, only without the board. As the sand-like tide collapsed behind them, they realized the sand tide was faster then them. As they tried to beat the tide the other ninja were swallowed in sand. While they were running Naruto stated, "That was some nice teamwork from a stranger I found in the sand village!"

"It's kind of easy to do with someone li-" He was cut off by the endurance he needed to out run a sand tide. As the tide came closer it started to out run them by about two feet. It was closing behind them faster and faster it was almost like they were already swallowed by the tide, they started to approach a hill, and that meant bad news because the tide would only get smaller. And sense they were still inside the tide they would drown even faster, as the hill got taller then the tide Neji jumped through a small hole of light and Naruto grabbed his leg in an attempt to escape the deadly tide. They both made it out alive as Naruto let go of his leg and rolled as well as Neji did. "That was knarly dude!" Naruto said in an attempt to make Neji laugh.

"This is no time for jokes Naruto, that tide seemed longer than it was." The explosion/tide got Tsunade's attention as Jiraiya was still killing ninja. Tsunade asked Jiraiya, is that who I think it is?" Jiraiya looked over and said, "NARUTO!" Naruto heard Jiraiya in the distance so he yelled, "HEY JIRAIYA!" Neji and Naruto ran towards them, but they were interrupted as Itachi jumped out of the sand and kicked Naruto upside the face. As Naruto fell to the ground Neji said in confusion, "First the Hokage, then the legendary sanine then the akatsuki! What is going on here!?" Itachi ran towards Neji and then he did a back flip as a tongue swung at him. Jiraiya was standing on a giant toad, and the toad gave Jiraiya a sword. Then Jiraiya stated, "Face the wrath of Gamikichi!" Naruto was still knocked out, and Itachi fled to an open spot and copied the summoning jutsu for Gamikichi. He also took out a scroll and rolled it on the ground and used a jutsu no one had ever heard of or seen before. Itachi said, "Summoning jutsu, Nine Tailed Fox!" Naruto got up as the jutsu was cast, Naruto's vision was blurry at the sight of the Nine Tailed Fox, he rubbed his eyes and saw clearly of the fox. Naruto took a moment of silence to take it all in while everyone else was amazed, but silence didn't last long… Naruto got up and frowned, "No impostor of the Nine Tailed fox is going to kill any of us!" Naruto rushed ahead of everyone else towards the beast, Naruto was becoming reckless, but now waves of red chakara were starting to surround Naruto as he got closer and the fox started to become paranoid. The fox was shaking his head in agene as Naruto got closer, Itachi realized the Nine Tailed Fox was so powerful that what Naruto said about how there could only be one fox was true, then Itachi knew his was a fake. The fox started firing fire balls randomly, and then as Naruto got closer he realized the fox would be in agene if he got even closer just as Itachi noticed. Itachi quickly called back the fox. He jumped off the fox before it was called back and as he was in the air he preformed another jutsu. A green light started surrounding his hand, he got closer to Naruto as he fell, but when Naruto tried to dodge it the jutsu struck him in the leg. Naruto did a twister as he fell to the ground. Then, Tsunade finally jumped in and in front of Itachi she incinerated the ground below Itachi. Itachi jumped and looked down while Gamikichi and Itachi's Gamikichi threw down, but while Itachi was still in the air Naruto got up and used the shadow clone jutsu. He said in anger while red chakara started to surround his body, "NA-RU-TO!!! UZAMAKI VARAGE!!!" Itachi got the shit kicked out of him. After the final kick was swung Itachi hit the ground in pain. Naruto's clone was still standing. Naruto picked up Itachi and the clone started making hand sequences on the real Naruto's hand. Naruto's chakara grew so big that a rainbow-like light surrounded his hand. Naruto said in anger, "You're finished! RASENGON!" His hand blasted Itachi's stomach, but it was a clone. Itachi had fled, and in conclusion to that, Itachi's Gamikichi left as well. Naruto's red chakara faded. Neji while hidden in the back round came out and asked Tsunade, "Why is there a war going on right now? And why are u people here, and the akatsuki?"

"Well, at first we sent Naruto on a fake mission so he couldn't get involved in the war. The sound village have been our enemy for about 4 years, I think the akatsuki were here to stop the war for some reason, I believe it is because it is interfering with their plans. We are in the great war, so u should start running now!"

"I see lord Tsunade, right away… Naruto!"

Naruto ran over to Neji and Tsunade, "what do ya need?"

Neji replied, "We need to get going this war isn't on our level of strength."

"NO! I made a promise to Sasuke once; I will protect the village even if it means my life! I'm not leaving the village ninja to rot in a war!"

Tsunade said, "That's why I'm here Naruto. Now leave the area! That's an order!"

"I don't care what anyone says! I will stay and defend the village!"

"If the sound kage even glances at u, he'll kill u!"

"I don't care; I'll pound his face just like Itachi!"

"Not even Itachi would sta-"

Jiraiya jumped in and said, "That's enough bickering out of you two! If you haven't noticed Tsunade, there is a war going on right now!" Jiraiya accidently pointed his hand toward the sound village kage…