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AN: This was previously posted on my main account but I have decided to move it to my alt account. Th story was completed before I decided to move it however I am editing and adding stuff to the chapters.
Somehow the Weasley twins had hidden letters throughout Hogwarts for the students to find. While they were eating breakfast or working in their shop, students were reading their letters.
Dear Students of the school of boredom,
It is your favorite pranksters, Fred and George Weasley. We know you miss us dearly even the Slytherins.
You are probably really curious as why we wrote and hid these letters for you to find. First off the hiding the letters was just to add a bit more mystery to it, and the reason we wrote these letters was to tell you our biggest fear.
Ever since we left Hogwarts not one of you have played a prank on a Professor, and we fear that the art of pranking may die out at Hogwarts.
Therefore, we have created a little challenge for all you and whoever completes it first will win a lifetime supply of our products.
1. Cover your body in garlic paste, and claim it's to stop Snape drinking your blood.
This was something we always wanted to do ourselves, but sadly never found the time.
2. Tell Professor McGonagall that the reason you didn't do your homework, was because a pink pony said not to do it.
3. Hold Mrs. Norris hostage until Filch sings Mary had little a Lamb twenty times.
We hate Filch, and that cat is pure evil.
4. Threaten to steal all of Dumbledore's candy unless he makes you a God.
5. Say you're Voldemorts love child, no matter how many times a professor says that you're not.
6. Trash Professor Snape's bedroom.
7. Use the excuse" I didn't turn up for potions because I was trashing your room, Professor Snape. "
8. Tell Professor McGonagall you love her.
9. Demand a chocolate milkshake in detention.
Bonus points if you actually get a chocolate milkshake.
10. Scream Snape stole your teddy at breakfast for two weeks.
Now our young pranksters we bid you good day, Sincerely The Weasley Twins.
Excitement about the twins challenge had spread all over Hogwarts among the students, from the first years to the seventh year students. All vowed to keep the Professors in the dark about the challenge. Some of the Slytherins weren't happy about it, but were looking forward to seeing the Gryffindors get into trouble.
To the shock of many, it was clumsy, shy Neville Longbottom who performed the first prank. True, he wasn't as clumsy or shy as his first year, but no one expected him to do anything like this.
Neville decided it couldn't do any harm for him to compete in the prank challenge and had the perfect idea on which prank he would do first.
Professor Snape had bullied and belittled Neville ever since his first potion lesson, and it was high time he got a taste of his own medicine
The smell of garlic wafted through the potion's classroom, both the Gryffindor and Slytherin students knew that someone was performing the garlic paste prank. They were eager to see what was going to happen, but we're trying hard not to alert Snape that something was up.
It didn't take long for the stench of garlic to reach Professor Snape's nostrils, and it took him no time at all for him to locate where the disgusting smell was coming from.
"Mister Longbottom would you care to explain why you happen to reek of garlic?" Snape asked, trying not show that smell was getting to him.
"I am wearing garlic paste Sir ' Neville said, his voice sounding as if it belonged to another.
"Why are you wearing garlic paste? Longbottom" Snape asked in an irritated tone. His face looked as if he was trying hard to think up reasons not to start hexing students where they sat.
"So you can't drink my blood sir," Neville told him in an innocent tone.
"Why in Merlin's name would I want to drink your blood, Longbottom?" Snape asked, through gritted teeth. Just the idea of drinking blood disgusted him.
"Because you're a vampire, Sir!" Neville replied, trying to stop himself from laughing. His were sparkling with mischief as Snape glared at him.
Both Gryffindor and Slytherin students were trying to muffle their laughter.
"I am not a vampire!" Professor Snape sneered. "But if I were you are the last person on this planet whose blood I'd drink.".
"Was that an insult?" Neville asked looking at the other students for an answer. All attempts to hide their laughter was abandoned at this comment.
"It was an insult now would you kindly leave my class and wash away that disgusting smell," Snape commanded, as he began to massage his temple. Oh, how hated them all.
"Just this once I will do as you ask but if you bite me and drink my blood the consequence will be dire," Neville informed the Potion Master, looking very serious.
Neville couldn't help smiling as he left the classroom, his grandmother would be proud of him for doing something like this he was sure of it.
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