This is my first story. Its just a short one shot. I might add more chapters about the other adventures of the Twilight characters.

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EMPOV

One day Edward and I were grocery shopping…. Well I was and dragged him with me. He wasn't very happy, but as I an stronger than him he gave in. The grocery store was very interesting it had a lot of food.

Dirt I thought.

But, then from the corner of my eye I spotted some cookies!

"YAY! EDDYKINZ LOOK COOKIES!" I screamed. Every one in the shop started to stare me.

What is wrong with those people? Cant some one get excited about cookies?

Then Edward came over and dragged me to the corner of the shop, taking away those marvellous cookies from my sight, saying "Yay?"

Then he added more " EMMATT! U DUMBO!" OOOO some one is angry! I laughed in my mind. " WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOUING! COOKIES?! YOU CANT EVEN EAT THOSE, AND YOU ARE MAKING ME GET A BAD REPUTATION IN THIS SHOP!!!"

Eddy? Grocery shop reputation..?

"Hey, you shop here Eddykinz?" I questioned him.

"Ermm.. I used too for Bella" He's smarter than I thought.

I run over to my cookies and took some plus some mayonnaise. I paid and went home.

I'm sure I forgot something…

Then next to my precious Jeep I could see a furious Edward running. OK I still think I have forgotten something!

When I stopped in front of my house Edward was already there, he looked at me angrily.

What's his problem?

"ILL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM TOU FORGOT ABOOUT ME AND LEFT ME IN THE SHOP!"

Ahhh, so that's what I forgot!

I went inside the house all sad and then I heard some none scream "EDWARD" Bella, Edward smiled and went to hug her "I've been tortured by your little clothes obsessed, pixie sister!" So have I, but not by Alice.

Edward gave me a death glare.

Alice was sitting on the sofa with her arms crossed, offended.

I went up to Edwards room and found his pink bear caller Mr. Fluffy. I put mayonnaise all over him and some feathers that I got out off his pillow. Not so Fluffy now. Ehh Mr. Fluffy?

I heard Edward come up the stairs, so I quickly run to my room and did my evil laugh!

"MOOOOHAHAHAHIHI"

I heard a really loud "NOOOOOOOOOOO" and then sobbing and then comforting "Don't worry we can wash him." "But he will never be the same" and more sobbing" The whole thing was hilarious, but now he will want revenge! NOOOOO, just not my beautiful, cookies! Better Hide them under my pillow!

10 YEARS LATER

I walked into my room so I could check on my marvellous, green cookies. When I looked under my pillow they had creepy eyes on them and they were saying "We will eat you" over and over again!

I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO" then Rosie came in and started comforting me saying that I could get more.. Blah blah blah, not that I listened. " THEY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME" I was sobbing.

DAMN YOU EDWARD!

EPOV

HEHE! That's what you get when you mess with me and Mr. Fluffy!

"MOOHAHAHAHIHI"

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Review, I want to know if you liked it or not! You can be mean by the way. Im kinda rubbish at writing so yeah. I don't care if you didn't like it.

**Alice4eva

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