Well, here's another story. It's just a random rant my friend gave me the idea for. Ummm, I think that's all. Rick though, is my other friend's Fan TF. I don't think I've introduced him yet. And yes...just so you know we do use the words Idiocraty and Randomitety...that's just how cool we are. I hope everyone that reads this enjoys. I don't think it's as funny as my other ones but, I just wanted to get something new up.

Disclamer: I do not own Transformers

Idiocraty

"…So that's why Decepticons don't like pudding." Rick stared at Hunter in complete confusion.

He and his human had come in to deliver a message and had been talked into staying by Alyson and Jetty. Needless to say that they hadn't been bored. Since they had arrived the Autobots had taken full advantage of their friendship and extra hands, setting them to cleaning parts of the Ark. With Rick and Redd's help the Autobots finally managed to finish cleaning and just as they picked up the last scrap of metal Sloth and Hunter had pulled up; it was such perfect timing that most figured they planned it. And knowing them and their dislike of work, Rick thought, I wouldn't've put it past 'em.

Everyone got over it pretty quickly though because it wasn't of any importance. So, after Hunter and Sloth's arrival and the completion of the work the mechs moved to the lounge settling themselves for a break.

Once there Hunter had immediately pulled Redd and Alyson away to tell them of something that had happened earlier that day. Rick and Jetty had followed their humans in hopes of speaking with Sloth, but the lazy bot was already asleep leaning against a wall near where the humans were seated on the floor, his optics off. So, with their plan halted for the moment they settled on listening to Hunter's rant and found themselves very confused, very quickly.

But, from what they could gather, she had gotten into an argument with a man in a grocery store because of her use of the word randomitety. The man, who according to Hunter, had had one to many sticks shoved somewhere they didn't need to be, kept trying to tell her that it wasn't a real word and didn't exist. She won. And somehow, neither of the mechs could figure it out, they ended up talking about Decepticons and pudding. Looking down at their humans they could see that they weren't the only ones who were confused.

"What in Primus's name are you talking about?" Rick shouted grabbing the attention of every mech in the room and drawing their optics to the five of them. Hunter just giggled while Alyson and Redd rolled their eyes.

"Ignore her, she's just hyper." Sloth, who had woken at the yell, told him.

"Nuh uh, Sloth!" She pouted crossing her arms, "I'm hungry." She grinned when Sloth shook his head.

"Human," Rick spoke up, "yer an idiot."

"HEY!" She glared at him, "don't make fun of my idiocraty!"

At this all the mechs let out groans, save Sloth who snorted, while Alyson and Redd broke out into fits of giggles.