u were walking down town ... right ?! all of a suddon.. .. "BOOM oboOM !" it was ... howTObasIC?! ?! "WHO THE FU vCK IS SHOOT ING ME !" u ask and then u l00k up... u saw an eg ! "hot to basi k?! is that u!?" howtobasic screamed and throw eg u! u cry and thaen... IDUBZ AP E AR! "dont worry ... ill safe u.. " iiiidub smild and leand down to pik u UP and throw u in garbage. "HAHA! thats what u get ..." he ran away/ "wha tht eh fuck that fukcing gay retard! ill get uyo!" and then how to basic stole all ur egs and he ran away the end.