A Movement for Draco
Thought up of in band rehearsal by the sick minds of . This goes out to all the sick,sick,perverted minds of Band nerds who have played and hated "A Movement for Rosa" While reading think of the corrupted melodies of "A movement for Rosa"
It was christmas time at the Malfoy manor,and we find Draco outside on the balcony thinking wishfully of his Romeo,Harry. "How foolish I was to leave Hogwarts for christmas holiday,I should of defied father and stayed at Hogwarts for Christmas" he said
to himself. Then he decided to cheer himself up by giving himself a pedicure,he's been dying to try his new fridgid pink nail polish!
As he turned to walk into the warmth of his house he felt as if someone was watching him. He quickly turned around and saw the silhouette of someone or something. Maybe it was Harry,he thought,but the image became clearer. It was..It was..a penguin. No,not just one,an army all in a single file line! Pain struck him like a bolt of ligtning,and thinking of lightning bolts Harry has the most sexiest one ever! As Draco fell into a daydream about Harry the Penguins came closer and closer.
Soon Lucius,aka Lucy,came into Draco's room and outside on the balcony to get some you know what since he just finished with Voldemort. "Draco,do you think Voldemort is a sexy bitch?" asked Lucy. "Of coarse he is Daddy,Harry must be the sexiest bitch alive...I shouldnt of said that."Draco muttered,still in a daydream about Harry . " WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE BOY? But come to think of it he does have a nice..." Lucius didnt get to finish his sentence,because at that time he saw them...all of them. " HOLY SHIT!" he screamed. "Huh what? Oh Hi Daddy,i'll go get the condoms what color do you wan..What ever is wrong daddy?" he asked finally looking at Lucys panick striken face. "There here!" Lucy said and with that he collapsed to the floor,grabbed his ears and started rocking back and forth. "Who is here? Oh them..arent they here to play?". Then there was a huge knock on the door,then the door busted open and they started walking up the stairs to Dracos room. Draco dashed outside of his room. The lead Penguin turned around and there eyes met. Draco got a warm felling inside him,those warm eyes felt so familiar. They rushed to each other and embraced. Then the Penguin backed away and held a finger up,and magically transformed into Prof.Snape! "That was bloody brilliant!" Draco yelled! Soon Dracos face turned bright red. "Why ever are you blushing Draco?" asked Snape. Malfoy pointed his finger to Snapes face them to his nude you know what. "Oh,I have seem to lost my breeches..Uh.. that can happen sometimes when you're a suckey Animagi,but think on the bright side.... I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Snape,and with that he started prancing around the manor naked screaming that he was free.
Curious of what the comotion was,Voldemort stepped out of the love suite of the Draco's manor,the room where Draco was conseived. He walked into the middle of the hallway and Snape ran towards him and started prancing in circles around him screaming he was free. "What ever in the name of Gandalf are you doing Severus?" asked Voldemort. "Got any mints,mints,mints?...Mints good,very good." said Snape in an insane voice. Voldemort reached into his pocket and pulled out a bag of Bertie Botts every flavor beans. "I dont have any mints,but this should do just as well..ahhh here is one." Voldemort said as he picked out a faded pink one with dark red spots on it. Snape grabbed it and went to a corner and turned his back to Voldemort. "My precious,my sweet precious" said Snape to himself. "Uh..Severus..are you okay?"asked Voldemort. "SHUT-UP,Precious is trying to say something"exclaimed Snape. "Oh.. dont make me get my bitches on you Severus." said Voldemort as he put one hand on his hips and one hand doing girley gestures to Snape. Snape turned around and gave him a dirty look and then ran away. That sick scitzopherenic basterd! Who does he think he is? If it wasent for me he'd still be a virgin! And with that Voldemort went back into the bedroom.
Severus ran back to where he last saw Draco,but draco was no where to be seen so,he went into the room. Severus then took the mint and put it into his mouth,but spit it back out because it started to burn his entire mouth. It landed on the floor and started to glow. Then it he thought he heard it whisper " Four mints to bind them,three to corrupt them,two to molest them,and one to rule them all!". "wha..what di..did you sa..say?" stuttered Severus. "You heard me idiot! I am that mint..the one to rule them all! I can perdict the future and fulfill your dreams!" screamed the mint. "No your not. Your... your my precious!" explained Severus. "How dare you call me Voldemort!"screamed the mint. " Ok if you can perdict the future will you answer my Question I have been dying to get answered?" asked Severus hopefully. " What do I look like..Ms.Cleo? Well I could probably give you the same crackpot answer she would give you,but.."
Thought up of in band rehearsal by the sick minds of . This goes out to all the sick,sick,perverted minds of Band nerds who have played and hated "A Movement for Rosa" While reading think of the corrupted melodies of "A movement for Rosa"
It was christmas time at the Malfoy manor,and we find Draco outside on the balcony thinking wishfully of his Romeo,Harry. "How foolish I was to leave Hogwarts for christmas holiday,I should of defied father and stayed at Hogwarts for Christmas" he said
to himself. Then he decided to cheer himself up by giving himself a pedicure,he's been dying to try his new fridgid pink nail polish!
As he turned to walk into the warmth of his house he felt as if someone was watching him. He quickly turned around and saw the silhouette of someone or something. Maybe it was Harry,he thought,but the image became clearer. It was..It was..a penguin. No,not just one,an army all in a single file line! Pain struck him like a bolt of ligtning,and thinking of lightning bolts Harry has the most sexiest one ever! As Draco fell into a daydream about Harry the Penguins came closer and closer.
Soon Lucius,aka Lucy,came into Draco's room and outside on the balcony to get some you know what since he just finished with Voldemort. "Draco,do you think Voldemort is a sexy bitch?" asked Lucy. "Of coarse he is Daddy,Harry must be the sexiest bitch alive...I shouldnt of said that."Draco muttered,still in a daydream about Harry . " WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE BOY? But come to think of it he does have a nice..." Lucius didnt get to finish his sentence,because at that time he saw them...all of them. " HOLY SHIT!" he screamed. "Huh what? Oh Hi Daddy,i'll go get the condoms what color do you wan..What ever is wrong daddy?" he asked finally looking at Lucys panick striken face. "There here!" Lucy said and with that he collapsed to the floor,grabbed his ears and started rocking back and forth. "Who is here? Oh them..arent they here to play?". Then there was a huge knock on the door,then the door busted open and they started walking up the stairs to Dracos room. Draco dashed outside of his room. The lead Penguin turned around and there eyes met. Draco got a warm felling inside him,those warm eyes felt so familiar. They rushed to each other and embraced. Then the Penguin backed away and held a finger up,and magically transformed into Prof.Snape! "That was bloody brilliant!" Draco yelled! Soon Dracos face turned bright red. "Why ever are you blushing Draco?" asked Snape. Malfoy pointed his finger to Snapes face them to his nude you know what. "Oh,I have seem to lost my breeches..Uh.. that can happen sometimes when you're a suckey Animagi,but think on the bright side.... I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Snape,and with that he started prancing around the manor naked screaming that he was free.
Curious of what the comotion was,Voldemort stepped out of the love suite of the Draco's manor,the room where Draco was conseived. He walked into the middle of the hallway and Snape ran towards him and started prancing in circles around him screaming he was free. "What ever in the name of Gandalf are you doing Severus?" asked Voldemort. "Got any mints,mints,mints?...Mints good,very good." said Snape in an insane voice. Voldemort reached into his pocket and pulled out a bag of Bertie Botts every flavor beans. "I dont have any mints,but this should do just as well..ahhh here is one." Voldemort said as he picked out a faded pink one with dark red spots on it. Snape grabbed it and went to a corner and turned his back to Voldemort. "My precious,my sweet precious" said Snape to himself. "Uh..Severus..are you okay?"asked Voldemort. "SHUT-UP,Precious is trying to say something"exclaimed Snape. "Oh.. dont make me get my bitches on you Severus." said Voldemort as he put one hand on his hips and one hand doing girley gestures to Snape. Snape turned around and gave him a dirty look and then ran away. That sick scitzopherenic basterd! Who does he think he is? If it wasent for me he'd still be a virgin! And with that Voldemort went back into the bedroom.
Severus ran back to where he last saw Draco,but draco was no where to be seen so,he went into the room. Severus then took the mint and put it into his mouth,but spit it back out because it started to burn his entire mouth. It landed on the floor and started to glow. Then it he thought he heard it whisper " Four mints to bind them,three to corrupt them,two to molest them,and one to rule them all!". "wha..what di..did you sa..say?" stuttered Severus. "You heard me idiot! I am that mint..the one to rule them all! I can perdict the future and fulfill your dreams!" screamed the mint. "No your not. Your... your my precious!" explained Severus. "How dare you call me Voldemort!"screamed the mint. " Ok if you can perdict the future will you answer my Question I have been dying to get answered?" asked Severus hopefully. " What do I look like..Ms.Cleo? Well I could probably give you the same crackpot answer she would give you,but.."