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Hey, so this is just a random story I came up with in math class, the most boring subject EVER. Anyway, hope you like, and you know who everything belongs to...but I'll write it anyway, Stephanie Meyer.
RPOV
As unlikely as it seems, I used to like math, and I was really good at it too. But when you learn the same things year after year...it's gets a little annoying. Especially because math is one of those subjects, that don't change over time. Not like science, when new things are discovered every day. Math just stays the same, same rules, same numbers...BORING!!! And whats worse, I have this class with Bella and Jasper. Jasper is okay, but that stupid human girl...not okay.
Jasper is sitting beside me, he seems tense. Obviously, room full of humans. But it's not that, probably some horny teenager sending him horny emotions. I wonder who it is? I look around the class, to see if anyone looks...different. No one does, until I look at Bella,who is sitting at the desk beside me, she is leaned over something; her heart is beating quickly, she is breathing fast, and she is blushing. But, I guess that isn't abnormal for Bella. She is so weird.
I look more closely and I see that what she is leaning over, is actually a...cell phone!!!
I lean over to whisper to Jasper.
"Jasper, are you okay?" I ask, already knowing the answer, but I have to start the conversation. I can't just ask 'Hey Jasper, is Bella horny?'
"Do I look okay? I'm in pain. Freaking teenagers..." He mumbles.
"Who is it?"
"Why do you want to know?" Good question, Jasper.
"Because, I think it's Bella..." Good answer Rosalie.
He looks over me at Bella. Then he quickly nods his head.
"I have no idea what she is doing." I think I know.
"Look, she has a cell phone."
"So...Alice bought her that, remember, she was so pissed..." Ugh, he is so clueless sometimes.
"No, dumb ass, that's not what I meant. She is texting. Now, who could she be texting, that makes her horny...?"
"Edward! Oh... So?" So? This is my chance to humiliate Bella, perfect!"
"So...this is the perfect chance to embarrass Edward!"
"You mean...Bella." He eyes me disapprovingly.
"Oh come on, don't give me that look. You know you've thought about it before."
"Okay, fine. What are we going to do?" Oh, I know just what to do...
Before I can whisper my genius plan to Jasper, the teacher so rudely interrupts us.
"Hey, you two. You guys have been whispering this whole class. Would you to share with the class what's so interesting?"
What a bitch.
"No, we wouldn't, it's kind of a private topic." There, I hope she shuts up now.
"Well then, I guess we can discuss it alone after school, in detention, Jasper, Rosalie."
Oh my God. Detention! She gives us detention, but doesn't even notice Bella text messaging her boyfriend in class! Bitches...
I guess my plan will go into action a little sooner than I thought...
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After being caught by the teacher, I needed a new method of communication. So, I started passing notes to Jasper. All the while, Bella is still texting Edward. What are
they...typing?... Ew, gross thoughts.
(Rosalie, Jasper)
Jasper, okay, so here's the plan. At lunch, which is next period, we steel her phone, get the conversation, and send it to everyone in Forks! But we will delete anything about vamps or wolves.
Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!! Great plan, it's a little mean though don't you think?
No, I don't think so.
OK, but Edward will be so mad...
So, Edward needs to get over himself, plus Bella will be mad too, and that is always so funny!
True, very true.
Good. So were on?
Oh, we are very on.
Am I the only one who thinks that sounds a little dirty?
Yes.
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LUNCH
BPOV
OMG! I can't believe the conversation I had with Edward in math. He is such a tease sometimes. I mean, he kept sending me sexy messages on my phone. What if I got caught! What if someone read the conversation! I can't imagine, it wold be so embarrassing... Anyway, so I was tortured through math, as if it wasn't horrible to begin with! And poor Jasper had to suffer along with me. Oh crap! He felt what I felt. I won't be able to look him in the eyes for a month...
RPOV
Ha! It worked perfectly, Bella didn't even notice when I took her phone away right before she left class. It wasn't as hard as I thought it would be, so easy it was almost boring. The hardest part was blocking my mind from Edward. Actually, it wasn't that difficult, all I had to do is fill my head with Emmett...
Detention sucked. After, me and Jasper ran home together. The house was empty. Carlisle was at the hospital, Alice was shopping with Esme, Emmett was hunting, Edward was with Bella. Perfect.
"Let's get to work." I told Jasper. Then we began our―my―evil genius plan.
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THE NEXT DAY
BPOV
The day started normally. I woke up in Edwards arms, the perfect start to a day. He jumped out my window to get ready and the Volvo. He picked me up, and we sped off to school, holding hands.
It was when we got to school that things got a little weird. Everyone, including the teachers, were looking at us. They were either giggling and whispering, or they were looking at us like we had a disease or had murdered someone. Edward was tense to. And every once in a while I would hear a low growl from his chest.
Finally, I turned to him and asked what was wrong.
"Edward, please, tell me what's wrong."
He looked me in the eyes.
"You honestly do not want to know."
"Is it that bad." I was worried now.
"It's nothing dangerous, well it depends on how you see it."
"OK, tell me what it is."
"You know our little text message conversation we had yesterday?"
I smirked, yes I remember. I nodded.
"Well, Rosalie and Jasper..."
Rosalie!?! This can't be good.
"What, what did they do Edward?" I was angry at him. Why was he keeping this from me?
"TheysentourconversationtoeveryoneinForks."
"They what?"
"They sent our conversation to everyone in Forks."
I swear my heart stopped beating.
"Oh. My. God."
Ya...so good or bad? I had a fun time writing it! I might add another chapter...but I don't know...I'm not really sure where to go with it, so...REVIEW!!! Ya, and leave suggestions, they help a lot. Check out my other story Out of Control. PEACE!