This story is meant for fun, and not to offend anyone. All of the Final Fantasy X characters mentioned are c. Square Enix.

Enjoy this little quip of insanity.

-Blaze (Grace)

It's a beautiful day on Spira...in the city of Luca, the air is fresh...the birds are singing...the Auron is screaming...

Auron: (runs by with three girls in hot pursuit) DAAAAAH!!!!

Julie, Ruth, and Grace: Eeeeeeeee! Sir Auron!!

They run so fast that everything and everyone nearby is uprooted and thrown at least twenty feet

Luca Townsdude #1: Ahh, looks like Auron's fanclub has finally arrived.

Luca Townsdude #2: Poor devil.

Auron: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Julie, Ruth, and Grace: Eeeeeeeeee!! Sir Auron!!

Auron takes a sharp turn down an alley, in an attempt to escape his pursuers

Auron: (pant)( pant) Whew. They'll never find me now.

Suddenly, he is grabbed from behind

Ruth: THERE you are, Sir Auron!!

Auron: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! (he bolts)

Grace: (to Julie) You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say he was trying to get away from us.

Julie: No, that's impossible. He's just playing Hard-to-Get.

Ruth: (sighs dreamily)

they continue their pursuit

Meanwhile, Sir Auron has taken refuge in a nearby tavern. He sits in between two large guys drinking beer.

Auron: Whew! Man!

Big Beer-Drinking Guy #1: You look exhausted, friend!

Auron: I am! I'm running from three loony girls who want to do odd things to me!

Big Beer-Drinking Guy #2: Not anymore...

The two guys shed their clothing and excess pounds to reveal...

Julie and Grace: Hiiiiii Sir Auron!!

Auron: DAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (he runs out of the tavern at top speed)

The chase resumes. While running down the main street, the group passes Wakka.

Ruth: (pauses looks to Wakka, and then back to Auron) Um... (looks to Auron and to Wakka) Auron...Wakka...Auron...Wakka...Auron...Wakka...oooooooh...

Auron: WAKKA!!! WAKKA!!!!

Julie and Grace: Well, it was nice knowing you! (they continue after Auron)

Ruth: (shrugs, and starts to chase Wakka)

After about two hours of nonstop running and chasing, everyone stops to catch their breath. Julie and Grace sit on either side of Auron.

Julie: (to Grace) Go away!

Grace: You go away!

Auron: Both of you go away.

Julie: You're spoiling my alone-time with Sir Auron!

Grace: Bullshit! You don't love him as much as me!

Julie: Wanna bet?

they get into a fistfight. Auron sees this as the perfect opportunity to sneak away

Julie and Grace: (see that Auron is gone) Aww, now look what you've done!! Sir Auron!! WAIT!!

At the end of the day...

Auron: Phew. Finally, a compromise.

Julie, Ruth, and Grace stand not too far away; clutching Luzzu, Wakka, and Seymour

Julie: You know, guys, this is all good and all, but...

Grace: (sniff) I miss Sir Auron!!

Julie: Me two!

They all look at each other; Auron's face turns blue as they turn their attention over to him

Julie and Grace: (evil grins)

Auron: Oh no...now, ladies...DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (takes off running)

Julie, and Grace (with Lussu and Seymour in tow) take off after Auron. They all run off into the sunset. Ruth, who is happy, walks off with Wakka to go do the bad thing.

THE END