Me: Don't owned Charmed and you guys are very happy about it.
Reviewers: You bet we are
Me: I rest my case. ************************************************************************
Elders: (calls Leo up to the place where he always goes)
Leo: So guys what do you want me to do.
Elders: We are depending on you to give us a report on the Charmed household. We fear that they are starting to be too lazy and weird and they swear a lot. (No, of cource I don't really think that way of the Charmed ones, but I elders do. After all Charmed is my favorite show. On with the fic)
Leo: O kay guys what ever you say. Wait a minute what's a report? Elders: Sorry Leo we have a golf game to go to
Leo: But you don't play golf.
Elders: We are giving it a shot. By the way don't you have a report to do.
Leo: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (orbs to the Halliwell Manor) well maybe one of them will tell me what's a report. (sees Piper) Piper what's a report?
Piper: (On the phone) Shut the fuck up will ya you fucking bitch.
Leo: (writes it down and goes to Darrel's house and sees his 3 year old son) What's a report?
3 year old son: I'm superman!
Leo: Well, I'm not sure how this relates to the report but I might as well write it down. (writes it down later he orbs to the place where Phoebe works) Phoebe what's a report?
Phoebe: Way back in the garbage where you belong. (throws bad script in trash)
Leo: Well I guess I should put it in my report. (writes it down. Later orbs to the place where Paige works) Paige what's a report?
Paige: (talks to a guy used a very bad pick up phrase) If there is any problem in the world is that stupid guys like you are allowed to even walk in public places. (kicks guy in the balls)
Leo: Well it looks like good enough stuff to put in my report. (writes it down. Orbs to Cole's house) Cole what's a report?
Cole: (dancing and singing to 80's crap) Give it to me baby un huh give it to me baby un huh
Leo: Whatever you say Cole (writes it down and orbs to the place where the elders are)
Elders: So, what's the report Leo?
Leo: Shut the fuck up already you fucking bitch.
Elders: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Who do you think you are!
Leo: I'm superman!
Elders:.. O kay well were did you get this information?
Leo: Way back in the garbage where you belong.
Elders: (turns red) Is there a problem with you?
Leo: If there is any problem in this world is that stupid guys like you are allowed to walk in public places. (Kicks elders balls)
Elders: (turns even redder and starts fuming at the ears) Do you want us to lock you in a room with Charmedwanabe and get tortured by him.
Leo: (sings and dances to the same 80's crap that Cole was singing and dancing to) Give it to me baby un huh. Give it to me baby un huh.
Elders: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (locks him in a room with me)
Me: (I beat him up because I have nothing to do because my school barely gives out any homework and I'm very happy for that)
Me/Leo: (We get out of the room)
Me: Well that was fun
Leo: ouch!
Me: Well did you like it?
Leo: No! Me: I wasn't asking you I was asking the reviewers.
Leo: Oh
Me: Well fellow reviewers please review and if you flame me than I will beat you in a bloody pulp.
Leo: Really she will
Me: So please give me nice reviews or I will beat you in a bloody pulp. Bye!
Reviewers: You bet we are
Me: I rest my case. ************************************************************************
Elders: (calls Leo up to the place where he always goes)
Leo: So guys what do you want me to do.
Elders: We are depending on you to give us a report on the Charmed household. We fear that they are starting to be too lazy and weird and they swear a lot. (No, of cource I don't really think that way of the Charmed ones, but I elders do. After all Charmed is my favorite show. On with the fic)
Leo: O kay guys what ever you say. Wait a minute what's a report? Elders: Sorry Leo we have a golf game to go to
Leo: But you don't play golf.
Elders: We are giving it a shot. By the way don't you have a report to do.
Leo: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (orbs to the Halliwell Manor) well maybe one of them will tell me what's a report. (sees Piper) Piper what's a report?
Piper: (On the phone) Shut the fuck up will ya you fucking bitch.
Leo: (writes it down and goes to Darrel's house and sees his 3 year old son) What's a report?
3 year old son: I'm superman!
Leo: Well, I'm not sure how this relates to the report but I might as well write it down. (writes it down later he orbs to the place where Phoebe works) Phoebe what's a report?
Phoebe: Way back in the garbage where you belong. (throws bad script in trash)
Leo: Well I guess I should put it in my report. (writes it down. Later orbs to the place where Paige works) Paige what's a report?
Paige: (talks to a guy used a very bad pick up phrase) If there is any problem in the world is that stupid guys like you are allowed to even walk in public places. (kicks guy in the balls)
Leo: Well it looks like good enough stuff to put in my report. (writes it down. Orbs to Cole's house) Cole what's a report?
Cole: (dancing and singing to 80's crap) Give it to me baby un huh give it to me baby un huh
Leo: Whatever you say Cole (writes it down and orbs to the place where the elders are)
Elders: So, what's the report Leo?
Leo: Shut the fuck up already you fucking bitch.
Elders: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Who do you think you are!
Leo: I'm superman!
Elders:.. O kay well were did you get this information?
Leo: Way back in the garbage where you belong.
Elders: (turns red) Is there a problem with you?
Leo: If there is any problem in this world is that stupid guys like you are allowed to walk in public places. (Kicks elders balls)
Elders: (turns even redder and starts fuming at the ears) Do you want us to lock you in a room with Charmedwanabe and get tortured by him.
Leo: (sings and dances to the same 80's crap that Cole was singing and dancing to) Give it to me baby un huh. Give it to me baby un huh.
Elders: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (locks him in a room with me)
Me: (I beat him up because I have nothing to do because my school barely gives out any homework and I'm very happy for that)
Me/Leo: (We get out of the room)
Me: Well that was fun
Leo: ouch!
Me: Well did you like it?
Leo: No! Me: I wasn't asking you I was asking the reviewers.
Leo: Oh
Me: Well fellow reviewers please review and if you flame me than I will beat you in a bloody pulp.
Leo: Really she will
Me: So please give me nice reviews or I will beat you in a bloody pulp. Bye!