"I would like to say 'thank you!' to GrayShadow Warrior for warning me, and also for the Feathertail plushy (Even though I prefer Nightcloud!) I shall happily take that! Since you actually inspired me to make this into a *Drumroll Please!* Game Show!" Nightfrost said as she walked in, "I also have invited in my 'dear' sisters to join this Game Show! Come on out Mistyflower and Blackheart!"
Two women walked onstage, glaring at each other.
"You're the reason mother died!" Mistyflower began to argue.
"And you're the reason I left her to die!" Blackheart retorted. Mistflower huffed and started to run towards Blackheart like a bull, but her high heels prevented her and she tripped and fell face first. Blackheart laughed, not even trying to prevent the laughter.
"Okay, stop it!" Nightfrost yelled at her sisters. Mistyflower got up and muttered some selected curse words at Blackheart.
"So, first round, please announce the names Mistyflower!" Nightfrost said.
"Fine, and I don't want that heartless monster to say anything to interrupt me!" Mistyflower glared at Blackheart, but Blackheart just shrugged. "Moth Wing, Hawk Frost, Sasha, Tiger Star Claw, A Long Mustache," Mistyflower paused and looked confused, but continued reading, "Golden Flower, Bramble Claw, Squirrel Flight, Spark Paw, Alder Paw, Leaf Pool, Jay Feather, Lion Blaze, Holly Leaf, Fallen Leaves, Jay's Wing, Half Moon, Briar Light, Milly, Gray Stripe, Raven Paw, Fire Star, Scourge, Bone, Ash Fur, Fern Cloud, Fox Leap, Ice Cloud, and Spider Leg."
Mistflower's face was turning blue because she had only taken a breath when she paused while reading the long list of names. Blackheart snickered at the sight of her sister too dumb to breath. Then, Mistyflower finally figured out how to breathe again.
"Shut up Blackheart!"
"Okay, Blueberry!"
"Don't call me that you black hearted monster!"
"That's what I was named for!"
"Ugh, you're so heartless!"
"I thought I had a black heart?"
"Just shut up you two! Mistyflower, read the goddamn translations!" Nightfrost interrupted.
"Fine! Mole wing hawk frosted sasha tiger star claws a long golden blaze flower bramble claws claws flying stick ball paper paw shit pool jay feather plays holly leaf flames fallen leaves jay wing half moon briar light milly stripe gray star fire fat balls plunder bone ash fur fern cloud fox opens dough ice cloud foot light." Mistyflower stared at the list of translated words and her eyes locked on the words, "Fire fat balls" She snickered at the thought of some non-kid friendly thoughts. Nightfrost glared at her.
Blackheart was sitting in a corner, forever traumatized, her mind would not be as innocent as it used to be.
"Um, Blackheart, you're supposed to read the next list of names!" Nightfrost said, snapping her out of her trance and handed her the list of names.
"Oh, okay." Blackheart muttered.
Blackheart cleared her throat and began the list of names before translating, "Long Tail, Dust Pelt, Dark Stripe," Blackheart was sure to take a breath before continuing, "Tiger Star, Golden Flower, Fire Star, Ash Fur," Another breath, "Bramble Claw, Squirrel Flight, Tawny Pelt, Tiger Heart," Once again, another breath, "Flame Tail, and Dawn Pelt." She finished.
Mistyflower snorted at how cautious she was.
Blackheart ignored her and went on to reading the translation, "ponytail ponytail ponytail," Blackheart looked confused at how much Google Translator loved pony tails," palm fier," Another confused pause, "new ash fleece flying bramble claws tiger star flower golden flower tiger fabrics heart flame tail dawn pelt" She finished and thought that Google Translator must be high on something.
"Okay, last but not least! Round three! I shall be reading the list this time!" Nightfrost said, reaching into her pocket, but only pulling out a cookie. Nightfrost looked around to see if anybody was looking, then ate the cookie. She reached into her pocket once again and pulled out the piece of paper she was looking for.
"Before translating it is: One Whisker, Tall Star, Night Cloud, Crow Feather, Leaf Pool, Jay Feather, Alder Paw, Squirrel Flight, Ash Fur, Scourge, Hawk Frost, Fern Cloud, Fox Leap, Ice Cloud, Lion Blaze, Spark Paw, Cinder Heart, Cinder Pelt, Ivy Pool, Dust Pelt, Thistle Claw, Blue Star, Snow Fur, White Storm, Bone, Moon Flower." Nightfrost said.
"After the translating it is: a tall star mustache night night singing feather pool pool jay feather alder fairy squirrel flying ash ashes dig hawk acorn fern cloud oak crackling ice cloud lion flak sparkle paw feather heart cinder pelt flannel ivy pool dust pelt thistle thua blue star wool fur white storm moon bone flower." Nightfrost was puzzled at what a mustache was doing on Tallstar. "So, I have a theory that Google Translate is trying to tell us something, and we have to figure it out! For the last one, GT was trying to tell us that soon, Tallstar would grow a mustache and sing someone to sleep about the ship 'Crow x Leaf' while Jayfeather and his apprentice who apparently was given his full medicine cat name, Alderfairy swam in a pool when a squirrel was flying overhead in Ashfur's ashes (so sad) and it was also helping a hawk dig up an acorn. Ferncloud however, was climbing up an oak tree with the crisp, fatty skin of pork. Icecloud then received criticism from a lion. Then 'xdarkrosesx' came and thought up of another character named Sparklepaw, who's mentor is Featherheart, but Featherheart died, and Cinderpelt took on the honors of training the all-great Sparklepaw. Then, Harry Potter turned Ivypool into a a small piece of toweling while Dustpelt watched as the British wizard turned his clanmate into a a small piece of toweling. Then, a Thistle bush got lost in Vietnam and luckily, Bluestar was there to save the day! But unfortunately, she turned into wool while trying to give the bush directions. So she joined her nephew, Whitestorm in Starclan. However, Bluestar's mother, Moonflower, was secretly Bone, and she was trying to kill them! But, the all-great Sparklepaw saved the day! Everyone then bowed down to Sparklepaw, who was secretly me, by the way, while her sister rot in the Dark Forest!" Mistyflower finished, looking proud of herslf because she didn't pass out. The other sisters stared at Mistyflower weirdly.