A little Night Music: Orre Knights
A/n: with permission from Sergman I was able to right this story this story is by far have no involvement with the main story line of Sergman story. Now please enjoy.
Special thanks to Sergman for making one of the best stories I have ever read.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon and the characters all belong to Sergman…except for Shu…he belongs to me…..I think.
Chapter 1: An Offer I Can't Refuse
Fate….what a load of shit
If you have chance to avert your first death, would it really make a difference?
If you been reborn like I have, and given a chance to see what would've have been if your head haven't exploded in cloud of bone blood and brain matter would you have taken it?
Well I soon will find out….
My name is Shu. And this is my story.
Well here we are with the rest of our happy gang of misfits and fuck ups in some random town staying once again in a shitty hotel. My master Lisa along with that fucking dumbass Louis were forced to stay in one room since the rest of the rooms were damage by last week's storm. Lucky for us the room we shared is by far one of the best rooms we got.
If you can get passed the leaking, water stained ceiling, the harsh stench of mold growing behind the cheep dry wall, and the fact that the cleaning lady didn't even bother cleaning the toilet or the rest of the bathroom, the thing I smell in there with my sensitive nose make me want to vomit. Apparently the last person who used this room gotten very drunk and end up vomiting all over the place, and what's worst…he took a dump in the bath tub.
How did I know that? Well the tub is the one place the maid didn't even bother to look at it. Which leave our good friend Louis to clean it...which he did very well, despite vomiting several times.
All is not bad at least this time the TV works and there's cable.
Later that night Lisa and Louis, and Angela's friend Michael decided to go out leaving everyone in the room except for L3, Titan, Dex and Sharon. Wisp was asleep on the bed along wth Nel while Streak was staring at the ceiling, counting the water dripping into the bucket left underneath. Pecha was once again was ranting about the Chu Order again, and speaking in German for fuck sakes. As for Enfer, she' sitting down on the floor watching the TV along with Flash, and Trish while Bane is using the remote to flip through the channel. Rush is annoying Angela who is trying to restrain herself from killing the Mudkip as for me dear listeners I was trying to get some sleep.
"Ah! There's nothing good to watch!" Bane complained as he keeps flipping the channel.
"Will you just pick something already!" Enfer yelled as she's getting tired of him flipping through the TV.
"Okay fine I stop right…here!" Bane stopped on the World News channel. The anchor woman was finishing the report on the upcoming fashion trend statements when she started to speek something that caught my attention.
"In other news around the world, the condition situated in the Orre region continues to worsen as another battle exploded from a nameless city in the outskirts of Pyrite City where the Orre Unity Legion gotten into a bloody skirmish with the Drugan Imperial faction along the residential district part of the city. "
Then they show parts of the city smoking, as many home were destroyed and set on fire. As I watch the TV my through begins to swell as I continue to see such cruelty befallen on my former countrymen.
"Late last night a division of Drugan Tanks armor plow thought the nameless city and discriminately open fired on the residential block that they believed housed the remaining Legionaries scattered throughout the city. So far the civilian casualties is by far at is a hundred thirty dead and hundreds more injured and many more missing, buried underneath the rubble of the houses they once lived in."
"Oh those thank will prove use full for my empire!" Pecha ranted. I growled angrily at her.
"Yea you would love to see your tanks plowing through home killing innocent men women and children!" I snarled.
Pecha yelped when I snarled at her, she quickly back away from me and hid in the cornor. I huffed at her before turning back to the television. They then show images of people injured with blood all over their faces bandages over their eyes and images of people dead on the streets of the poor unfortunate few who were crossed as dozen of bodies were line up in a row with white sheet.
The one that really hurts me the most is then when they shown a woman about as old as my first mother crying over three bodies wrapped in a white sheet one adult and two children. They were killed when one of the tank shell blown through their dining room just when they were about to have dinner together.
The news corresponded continues "So far ever since the war started two years ago over 200,000 lives have been lost, and one could only hope that will this war ever ends."
"I saw enough turn off the TV!" I growled as it turned away.
"Aww… but it was getting interesting." Bane complained.
"If you don't I'll make you sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall!" I threatened
Bane gulped and quickly changed the channel until they reached a classic movie.
"Oh I can't believe it their showing my favorite movie" Bane exclaimed.
What the TV shows is Gene Kelly's Singing InThe Rain. I yawned not caring.
"Go ahead and watch it I don't care…" I yawned. Everybody was watching the move and I occasionally looked at the TV. It was right up to the point when they sing Make Em Laugh. That I was getting drowsy
It wasn't until that man ran up the wall that I completely dozed off.
However I only rested my eyes for a second when everything went completely quiet. I opened my eyes again and saw that everyone was frozen in place. The movie stopped as soon as the guy was upside down in mid flip and surprisingly I saw Bane was also upside obviously trying to mimic the back flip I looked around and saw Angela in mid jump ready to pounce on the unsuspecting Mudkip. As for the others, their either sleeping or remaining glued to the TV. I then came over to where that Nazi of a chu Is and can see her pointing her paw like an emperor commanding their troops. I poked at her a bit and she didn't respond. After think for a few seconds I realized wonderful opportunity present itself.
I got up on the bed and pick up the fat Chu by her collar of her uniform and went to the bathroom I then place her fat ass on top of the toilet an open the lid to see that it was filthy…perfect. After a bit of adjusting, I finally got her right where I wanted to. Her feet are hanging over the edge of the stall. As soon as she unfrozen she'll fall into the filthy water. And for added pleasure I tied a string around her tail to the lever of the toilet.
After finishing up my masterpiece I walked out of the bathroom chuckling to myself when I sense someone in the room with me I turned around and snarled at the intruder
"Whoa….easy there… please don't tear me apart, even though you can't." The intruder mocked at me. From what I can see the intruder is just an average looking Growlithe , but something tells me it not… how can I tell? Well for one he's the only one besides me aren't frozen, another he's floating in mid air. "Okay judging that your floating and your not frozen I guess your not really a growlithe and behind of all of this. So... who the hell are you and what the hell do you want?!" I growled the Not Growlithe scoffed. "Well if your gonna ask me like that I might as well leave without giving you an offer you can't." He said as he begin to fade away. "Wait what offer? come back?!" I yelled.
The NG became solid again. "Hmm I might tell you…if you beg for me!" he smirk. "Fuck that I beg for no one!" I growled. "Well then I guess I'll be leaving..." he said normally I would ignore the offer if it means to lose my dignity but something tells me I'll live to regret it if I don't hear him out. "fuck…" I growled " I'm begging you to tell me." I mumbled "what's that I can't hear you?" he mocked. " I said I'm begging you to tell me!"I gritted my teeth. "What?" He said in a goofy voice. "I SAID I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU TO TELL ME" I roared.
The Not Growlithe laughed his ass off. "Oh this is too much, I was gonna tell you anyway" he laughed which pissed me off. "YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" I yelled and pounced on him, but I end up phase through him. "ah ah ah. you can't touch me…" he giggled. "Alright I'm done with your fucking game now tell me what do you want to offer me?" He then thinks for a moment.
"Hmmm…I Forgot." I face planted. "YOU FORGOT?!" I yelled unbelievably. I was ready to tear him apart when regardless I can't touch him then after a few moments he clapped his paw together. "Oh that's right now I remember… How would you like to relive your first life again?" he asked. I immedeatly stop growling
Did he said I can go back to my life as a human again?
"Wait come again?" I ask? "I asked if you would like to live your human life again?" he said slowly.
Well he got it right… this is an offer I can't refuse. but… will I take it?