A WIZARD
"Hurry up, Clary, or we'll be late!" yelled John. "And you know how horrible Professor Snape is!"
"Relax." Said Clary. "I have a plan."
It was a confident Clary who strolled into Potions 5 minutes late.
"Mrs. White." Snarled Professor Snape, "Why are you late?"
"But I'm not late, Professor." Clary said innocently, "A wizard is never early, nor is he late. He arrives precisely when he means to." She then ducked under his arm and sat with a exhausted John.
She somehow managed not to lose points for Ravenclaw.
HEELYS
How? How did they do it? That was the main questions for everyone (that wasn't a muggle-born, of course).
They seemed to float over the ground. The smarter students noticed Ash and Luke's toes were higher than the ground, but they had no idea what spell they used.
Ash looked at all the purebloods looking at them weird and whispered to her friends, "Bringing Heelys to school was the best idea ever."
(It didn't help that whenever the purebloods asked a muggleborn about it, they would either laugh their ass off or smile and say "Heelys")
(It was a meme very soon)
("What are those?" *Le point at a niffler* "Heelys.")
MULAN
Ash rushed into Transfiguration 5 minutes late.
"Sorry I'm late, Professor, I-"
"You're working with Sadie today, I'm sure she can tell you what we're working on." Professor McGonagall said sternly.
"We're turning a teacup into a tortoise." said Sadie, "Let's get down to business."
Ash smirked "To defeat the Huns,"
"DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS," Most of the muggleborns joined in.
"WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?" Ash jumped on the table
"YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET!" The muggleborns pointing at everyone who didn't join in.
"BUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH, I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!"
All the pureblood looked at the muggleborns like they were some Satan-Worshipping cult. (WELL THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT OF YOU, SUCKERS)