I don't own Naruto. Booohoooo!
I came up with this idea and I HAD to go through with it. And even though I have other stories totally unfinished, I know that I've got time…I think. Yeah I do. So please enjoy, after all, I so don't have any humorous stories. I think we all could use them.
I really and telling my mind that OOC in this is STRICKLY as little as possible so if I happen to slip too much then everybody jump on me (which I think everyone will) There is an Akatsuki, but not in the killer sense. *sigh* Here goes nothing!
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She was leaning against the threshold of the door fumbling with her hair when her dog came up and rubbed against her leg. She peered down at him before looking away. She sucked her teeth when she accidentally touched the hot comb to her knuckle. She kicked the dog in the side to make him shoo.
"Get outta here." She said then brought her finger to her mouth suck on her knuckle. She heard her cell phone vibrating on the counter, but didn't make to answer it. She knew it was Ino calling to tell her that she was outside, however, Sakura knew that she was five minutes away. She rolled her eyes at that. Paralyzed by Rock Kills Kid played on her CD player. She completed combining her hair and danced to the music while putting on her clothes-black capris, silver sandals, and a white, green and silver top. Her jewelry was mostly silver and emerald. Her hair was neatly flat ironed and hot combed through, a nice bounce to it. She leaned in the mirror close to apply green eye liner and clear lip gloss. As the song ended her phone vibrated once more.
"Yeah?" She answered.
"What are you in there doing? I'm waiting." Ino said to her. Sakura hung up the phone, chained Meta the dog to her bedroom doorknob, grabbed her purse and bound down the stairs. The CD stopped by itself, for it was on the last song.
"You know what I said." Sakura's mother called from the kitchen.
"Yes, I remember."
"Don't forget."
"I won't."
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"Gosh, Bee-eff, I could've been to the mall and back." Ino proclaimed. Sakura rolled her eyes getting in the passenger seat. She turned around and smiled at Hinata and Tenten sitting in the backseats. They both said their greetings and smiled back. Ino started the engine and Uffie's Pop the Glock banged in the surround sound system. She drove off with a wave at the front window in the case of Sakura's mother watching.
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School was starting on Monday, three days from now. They had got their schedules two days ago and now were shopping for the back-to-school party. It was always the best of summer, even during junior high.
"We have to look hot! This is it, girls!" Tenten exclaimed as they walked into to the entrance of the huge mall.
"You say that like it's prom."
"Yeah, some of us still have yet to go." Sakura said. Last year, Tenten went to the prom and had a night out. And that night out had been something to remember, but of course only a select few know what happened. Guess. Tenten laughed.
"There goes the boys." Ino squealed honing in on the youngest Uchiha. Sakura smiled and made her way over to them.
"Hey Sasuke. Hey Naruto… the rest of you guys."
"Hey Sakura." The two boys said.
"You know my name." Kankuro said annoyed that she constantly did that: separate her childhood boyfriends from the rest of them. She made to hug him, but he backed away.
"I'm not that mad." He said.
"Well then." She smirked. Ino, Hinata, and Tenten made their way over after waiting long enough to get agitated.
"Hey Hinata." Naruto said wrapping an arm over her shoulder. She blushed and said hello, protested, but didn't make him remove his arm.
Itachi turned to his friends, nodded and started to walk away. He licked his lips and gave Sakura and the girls a once over. It was silent for a moment and then they were doing what they started to do. Sasuke looked back at his brother's wake, and then signaled for them to finish it up.
"See y'all at the party tonight?" Naruto asked.
"Of course. You ask every year." Ino said. They said their goodbyes-for-now and headed off.
"Hottest stores await!"
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"She's too young for me."
"She doesn't want you even so."
"They all adore my face."
"And your face only, Deidara." Sasori exclaimed. Itachi smirked at that.
"What about you, Itachi? I notice you lookin' at the pink a lot." Deidara came into Itachi's pondering.
"As you said, she's too young for me."
"But that doesn't answer the question-"
"Well don't expect anything more."
Tobi laughed at that. They all turned to him.
"When did you get here, Tobi, huh?"
"Sometime ago. We here for the same reasons?"
"Hell yeah."
"Well let's get to it." He said.
"Nobody answers me." Deidara muttered.
"Because we're all too busy adoring your face." Sasori said. They laughed at that. Deidara pouted.
"I guess I am kinda cute. But I don't swing that way, sorry guys."
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They all giggled.
"I guess I sort of, kind of like him."
"Sort of, kind of… Yeah."
"I'm just ready to dance." Sakura changed the subject.
"With Itachi?" Tenten asked switching it right back.
"No."
"YES!" They all teased. She sighed knowing that there was no use in denying it. I guess it was time to break up with her old boyfriend because tonight, something was bound to happen.
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Where's Kisame? Everybody's probably wondering, well I didn't want any blue skin and I didn't want him to NOT be blue skinned… so I just didn't let him appear, meaning: voice only… I know, I suck. I'll make it work, though.
Ja!
PureStone