Look I was provoked and I dun know that much about Zel's backround so that's a pretty bad combo but oh well. It's just a parody. Anyways I was provoked cause I wrote a Emienm (sp? Gomen to his fans) song parody to another of his songs for Heero Yuy, who happenes to have the same Japanese voice actor. So there's the story.

Disclaimer: I dun own Slayers or Zel or Amelia or Hikaru Mordikawa or Crispin Freeman (Thank L-sama) or the song "Cleaning Out My Closet". There I said it....satisfyed now?

Verse 1:

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?

I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against

Picket signs for my old crimes

Look at the times

Sick is the mind of the rocky chimera that's behind

All this commotion

Emotions run rough as mega brand explodions

Tempers flaring from peasents, just blow 'em off and keep goin'

Not takin 'nothin' from no one, give 'em hell long as I'm breathin'

Drinkin' coffee in the mornin,' an' eatin' food in the evening

Leave them with their tongues hangin' out their mouth

See, they can trigger me but they never figure me out

Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now

Ain't you Rezo, I'm a make you look so ridiculous now



Chorus (2X):

I'm not sorry, Rezo

I really meant to kill you

I really meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet



Verse 2:

I got some mazukos in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it

So before they toss me inside my coffin and close it,

I'm a expose it

I'll take you back to 73 before you did this horrible thing to me

I was a teen, lean with my birthday in a few months

My noble parents went out to buy some lunch,

Then they died

I wonder if they even kissed me goodbye

No, I don't on second thought, I just wish they didn't have to die

I look at Amelia and I don't really want to leave her side

Even though I hate this body, I grit my teeth and I tried to make it work for her

At least for Amelia's sake

I know I made some mistakes but I'm not really human

But I'm man enough to face them today

What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb,

But the smartest thing I did was take cut Lina down from that lum (A/N: excuse the sad pun)

Cuz I'd a killed her,

Shoot I would've only lived my life to loath

It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to The Slayers TV Show



Chorus (2X):

I'm not sorry, Rezo

I really meant to kill you

I really meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet



Verse 3:

Now I would never dis my own granddad just to get recognition

Take a second to listen for you think this tablet is dissin'

But put yourself in my position

Just try to envision your granddad changin' children into monsters in the kitchen,

Yellin' that someone's always goin' throuh his library and books missin'

Going to other sorcerey guilds and systems,

Victim of a blindness syndrome

My whole life I was made to believe I was weak when I wasn't 'til I grew up, now I blew up

It makes you sick to ya stomach, doesn't it?

Wasn't it the reason you made this way, Grandpa?

You didn't try to justify what you did me, Grandpa!

But guess what, yer dead right now and it's cold when your lonely

An' people getting' to catch on, they're gonna know that your phoney

And Amelia's getting' older now, you should see her, she's beautiful

But you'll never see her, she wasn't even at your funeral

See what hurts me the most is you didn't admit you were wrong

Rezo, do ya song

Keep tellin' yourself that you was good to your grandson

But how dare you try to make me your slave to fetch what you need to get

You selfish priest, I hope you get thrown into a pit

Remember when my family died

And you said you wished it was me?

Well, guess what, I am dead

Dead to you as can be



Chorus (4X):

I'm not sorry, Rezo

I really meant to kill you

I really meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I know it's really stupid but a night without sleep and riding a cheese bus to school makes this stuff happens to you. I just need to get my hyperness back. I'm still sad about my friend, Lee, resigning from FF.net. ::wails and then stops:: Oh wait....he's a DBZ person so you ppl wouldn't care. Oh well review and ja ne.

~minimerc