A/N: Hey, guys! Wow, have I been working on this for quite a while. I know I've already made a 'Cinderella fanfiction' parody, but I've read enough high school fanfictions in my day to want to poke some fun at them. Here's the full summary:

Non-Mass, AU. When a jutsu gone wrong traps Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten in another world, they have to face off against the richest, most popular boys in school: Sasuke, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Neji. The girls find out that, apparently, the school considers them less popular than Rock Lee in a green speedo. While they try not to spontaneously combust from the silliness of it all, their bullies suddenly realize that they might be falling in love with these 'nobodies', and their girlfriends - or are they prostitutes? - are not happy. Insert emo and/or badass title here, because things are going to be bananas!

MAIN PAIRINGS: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, SaiIno. Side-pairing of ShikaInoSai.

Chapter 1: A Parallel Universe? On MY Computer?

The warm summer sun shone down on sixteen-year-old Sakura Haruno's face like an angry flashlight.

"WAKE UP, SAKURA!" Ino's shrieking voice jarred her from a pleasant dream about pummelling Naruto into next Wednesday, and she shot up from her bed just as the panicked blonde burst through her bedroom door.

"What? What? What is it?" She cried out, grabbing the nearest thing - which happened to be an empty glass - to use as a weapon. "Did Naruto break in again?!"

"No!" She replied, gasping for air. "It's worse!"

Sakura rose an eyebrow. "Worse than that? Um... is this another pudding incident? 'Cause I am not treating anyone's wounds again."

"No! Way, way worse!"

Sakura gasped in horror. "Way worse than pudding that's literally 'the bomb'?! Then what's happened?"

"Well, JUST TAKE A LOOK!" Ino pointed outside.

"What could be so bad about- HO LY SHIT."

Outside was not the familiar view of the city outside of Sakura's apartment, but rather an empty street with several houses lined up. They all looked like something from a high-end neighborhood in the Hollywood hills, because where else would I get my inspiration?

"Where are we?" She asked.

"That's just the thing! I DON'T KNOW!" Ino threw her hands up in surrender. "The only thing I remember is sparring against Hinata, getting caught in some kind of explosion, and then suddenly I'm waking up in a purple bedroom with the view of some rich guy's swimming pool!"

"Sakura! Sakura!" Tenten shouted, bursting into the room. "You would not believe what I-"

"Ino's filling me in," Sakura cut her off with a sigh. "If us three are here, then Hinata must be somewhere else in the house. For now, we should just explore."

"I agree. This house is so uncomfortable," Tenten shivered.

After the three of them had gotten dressed in their own rooms, they crept downstairs where they found Hinata sitting at an island in the kitchen.

Tenten breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness we found you! Where have you been?"

Hinata looked up at them and frowned. "When I woke up, I came downstairs and found this note."

When the other three came closer, she showed them what it said.

"Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten,

Something has gone terribly wrong. The jutsu that Ino was trying to cast somehow backfired and sent you four into another dimension. In this world, you four go to high school and are considered scum by everyone. You must find a way to get back to your own world before you graduate, or you will be stuck there forever. As of right now, this should be the day before your senior year begins.

Please do not be alarmed if your teammates treat you like trash. In this alternate dimension, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Neji are rich and popular, and they bully you along with their significant others-"

"Oh fuck, I knew it," Sakura groaned, facepalming. "This has gotta be a joke, right? Because I've read enough fanfiction to know where this is going."

"What do you mean?" Hinata asked her.

"In stories where characters go to high school, usually one person - most often a girl - is seen as trash by everyone, especially the boy she has a crush on." Sakura explained. "But somehow she becomes sexy to everyone and eventually her crush starts liking her. There's usually a jerk of a blonde cheerleader girlfriend and stuff, but it doesn't matter."

"I see." Tenten stroked her chin thoughtfully. "So basically,"

"We're all stuck in some kind of fanfiction." Ino finished. Then, exasperatedly, "Really?"

"Yes, really." Sakura rolled her eyes. "Anyway, continue reading, Hinata."

"-and they bully you along with their significant others. They will pose a hinderance for your mission, but just focus on finding a way back. Everything you will need should be at your new high school. Be brave, and don't fail me!

-Tsunade

PS: Use this notebook to talk to me anytime you wish. Apparently, I can recieve any and all messages in our world."

"Well, well, well, I suppose we have a job to do." Tenten cracked her knuckles as Sakura picked up the magic notebook. "But it is funny... why the heck would they bully us?"

"Like I said, it's because we're treated like garbage." Sakura sighed. "We probably look like stereotypical nerds or something."

"Speaking of stereotypes, I know why." Ino had pulled her phone out of her pocket and scrolled through her pictures. She found a photo with all four of them in it and showed them. "Look. Freshman year."

Immediately, Sakura and Tenten voiced their distaste.

Hinata had short, bobbed hair and wore a turtleneck sweater, Tenten had braids and glasses, Ino had short hair, braces and had virtually no chest, and Sakura had short hair, huge rimmed glasses and wore a white button-up shirt with pens in its breast pocket.

"Are you kidding?!" Tenten exclaimed. "Braids look fine as hell on me! Who the heck says that I look like a nerd?!"

"This is a stereotype of a fanfiction, what do you expect?" Sakura glared at an imaginary security camera off in the corner of the room. "We're supposed to look like ordinary good girls until suddenly we 'snap' and dress less conservatively. If you wanna make it work, you have to act like a total bitch."

"I don't think I like this universe," Hinata whimpered. "How can Naruto-kun get a crush on me when all he does is pick on me? How is the me of this universe supposed to like him?"

"It's better not to ask questions at this point." Ino shook her head, pocketing her phone. "For now, let's spend the rest of the day getting ready for this school year."

A/N: Throwing in a magical notebook link between universes, because why not?

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