-gardenGnostic [GG] has started pestering turntechGodhead [TG]-
GG: Dave! I have awesome news!
GG: Johns a homosexual!
GG: you two can totally like cuddle and do cute yaoi things together now!
As soon as Dave sees this, he opens a chat with his ectosister about that amazing news
-turntechGodhead [TG] has started pestering tenticalTheripist [TT]-
TG: rose the day has finally come
TG: john is finally on the same team
TG: unironically and everything
TG: …I hope…
TT: Before you go and get your dick all hard and ready, who did you hear this from? John could be his old trickster self and be pulling your leg about this.
TG: no man it was jade
TG: she said
TG: Johns a homosexual! you two can totally like cuddle and do cute yaoi things together now!
TT: Wow Dave. Given Jade's speech, I believe she is telling the truth.
TG: oh well what should I say?
TT: Just be your regular cool self and you'll be fine.
TG: thanks sis
-turntechGodhead [TG] has ceased pestering tenticalTheripist [TT]-
After this brief conversation with Rose, Dave responds to the awaiting Harley
TG: alright harley whatever you say
TG: I will do cute yaoi things with your ectobrother if you want me to
TG: but if this fucks things up its your damn fault
GG: alright Dave :B
-gardenGnostic [GG] has ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]-
Dave is slightly confused by the :B left at the end of the message, knowing that it's John's signature thing, but he's too overwhelmed by happiness to let that effect him. Dave opens a chat with his bro and thinks of what to say that will sound the most ironic.
-turntechGodhead [TG] has started pestering ectoBiologist [EB]-
TG: hey bro
TG: heard your playing for a different team now
TG: hows the rainbow side treating ya?
EB: hi dave!
EB: o-oh uh rainbow side?
EB: you mean like…
EB: homosexual?
TG: no mean im talking about your mother fucking unicorn yes im taking about homos
EB: dave! Im not a homosexual!
TG: what?
TG: what did you say to jade
EB: I don't know what your talking about dave…
Dave, full of anger and rage, opens back up his caht with Harley and gets ready to unleash hell
-turntechGodhead [TG] has started pestering gardenGnostic [GG]-
TG: GOD DAMN YOU JADE NO HES NOT
TG: why did you lie to me?!
GG: haha dave! I totally got you! :B it was me the whole time! The trickster wins again!
TG: …why john
TG: that isn't coll or funny or even ironic
TG: I think vriska has finally learned to control you
TG: or your just a giant dick wad
GG: what?
GG: wait Dave! DON'T LEAVE!
GG: im sorry… I just didn't know how else to tell you/
TG: tell me?
TG: john you cant ignore me
- ectoBiologist [EB] is now an idle chum-
TG: JOHN ANSWER ME
GG: im sorry dave. If you don't want to be my friend anymore, that's okay…
GG: I just want you to know that I love you
TG: well I love you too jonh
TG: unironically
GG: …all the yaoi?
GG: all the yaoi bro
-turntechGodhead [TG] and ectoBiologist [EB] are now cute gay boyfriends forever-