"Yea' know," Bard started one day during break, "Sebastian always seems to know what we're goin' do even before we do it."
"Yeah," Finny chimed in. "Just the other day he saved me from pourin' salt all over the flowers. The young master would of been furious!"
"He can see the future, yes he can!" Maylene started to throw out ridiculous ideas.
"Nah," Bard lit a cigarette. "No human can do somethin' like that."
"What if he wasn' human?" Finny's eyes grew big. "Oh no! Sebastian is an alien!"
"A good lookin' alien, yes he is!" Maylene's face lit up.
"Maybe we should go investigate!" suggested Finny, completely ignoring Maylene.
The three servants hurried to the library where Sebastian was dusting. They carefully poked their heads through the door and watched the butler intently.
Sebastian flashed a devious smile to himself. He knew the three stooges were watching him from behind. His demonic ears couldn't help be allow him to hear their conversation from the kitchen. Demons were just highly perceptive. Seeing them fret over such a trivial matter was actually quite amusing. Those three would never be able to figure out what Sebastian truly was; they were lucky enough to dress themselves in the morning.