Based on a skit I saw on youtube at AnimeCentral 2008

Author's note: OK, so I was on youtube watching skits from a con and stumbled upon it. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen! So I decided to share it with you guys.

Thanks to my beta MoreThanABitCrazy29! :)

Warning: You may die of laughter
Possibly OOC

A pained and groggy moan left pale, thin lips as dark smoldering auburn eyes blinked open. The flourescent lights of the small chamber made him squint as he tried to make sense of what had happened.

The only thing he remembered was walking down the usual street he used in the early morning when all of a sudden, a cloth covered his mouth. He remembered feeling sleepy and his vision getting blurry, and then black.

Another groggy moan left his lips as he ran his long fingers through his brown, untidy hair. He examined his surroundings with bewilderment.

"Ugh..what.."

Light was going to rub his eyes when he noticed that he was clutching something metallic in his hand. The saw glinted in the light as he examined the object.

"Wait, where am I? What is this?"

He brought up a silver chain that was connected to his ankle to the chair. He looked around once more, confused and angered.

"Who are you? What?"

"For years you have acted as God. The game is simple. If follow my instructions and you'll live. I'll be watching you. Let the game begin. Reach into your pocket and tell me what you find."

Light rummaged through his pants, feeling a pen and piece of paper. He was beyond annoyed. Who the hell was this guy?

"There's nothing except a scrap piece of paper and a pen I keep with me just in case.. I have to...uhh...take notes."

"You've kept the lives of your victims short. Now it's your turn to feel the pain come to cause."

"How, exactly," he asked, eyeing the saw in his hand.

"Give yourself... A paper cut."

"Ok.."

Light took out the scrap piece of paper from his pocket and positioned it above his index finger. He couldn't believe how stupid this was. 'Who is this guy? A papercut? This is ridiculou-'

"OW! That kinda hurt.."

"Excellent, now, take out the pen from your pocket and match your face to the ugliness inside."

"I can't believe this," he mumbled as he drew whiskers on each of his pale cheeks along with a goatee.

"There!"

"Good, now for your final task, you must admit to your mistakes and face the truth.."

"You're kidding right?"

"..You have thirty seconds, repeat after me, quickly. I, Light Yagami.."

"Alright, I, Light Yagami."

"Have killed many people.."

"Have killed many people."

"I am Kira."

"I am Kira."

"Ryuuzaki rules."

"Ryuuzaki ru-wait a minute?"

The doors to the small chamber began clicking open as the kidnapper walked in the room. Light's eyes widened and gaped at the many hunched in front of him, wearing a victorious smirk.

"Hello Light," L said in his usual soft voice. He was wearing headphones that were connected to a tape recorder.

"What? You? You did this?"

"Now let me see," he said as he brought the tape recorder in between them. He pressed the side button as he replayed a piece of their conversation.

"I am Kira. I am Kira. I am Kira."

L looked into Light's shocked orbs and leaned into him, his face mere inches from Light's.

"Game over, Light."

Wasn't it funny? XD

Well I thought so..

Here's the link if you are interested in seeing it!

.com/watch?v=Dw_N0zf_rxU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

if it doesn't work, then it's called DeathNote and Saw at AnimeCentral 2008

Thanks!

PS: If you liked this one, would you guys want either:

A) Naruto meets Saw

OR

B) Another cute lemon/lime oneshot?

The choice is yours. Let the games begin...