organization XIII's maid : a story with a point

by nadzuke eno mono

i dint want to be anyones maid ,...ever! but what happens when you lose a card game with luxord? what happens when you are traded for 50 bottles of sake? what hapens if the girly man you were traded to just happens to be the first member you ever pranked? jeesh my life is hard! er...unlife i guess..

I uncomfortably smoothed my maid skirt and took a deep breath. "Luxord's going to pay for this," I grumbled. As I knocked on the door, I knew that this month was going to S-U-C-K, SUCK.

Last night, I was playing poker with Luxord, Zexion, Axel, and Marluxia. The game was uninteresting, as I was beating Luxord to a pulp. It was so satisfying to see that gambler squirm for once as I kicked his butt. Finally, he got so fed up that he challenged me to a game with all the money and make it double or nothing. I shrugged. "Sure; I'm in the mood to win some more money!" I said smugly.

Luxord smirked nastily and put his finger up in the air. "There's one more condition," he continued. I tilted my head to the side with confusion. "Whoever loses is a maid to the winner for a full month. And no loopholes or exceptions!" he explained. I turned red with excitement, a chance to make Luxord my maid for a month? It was too good to be true; I would even make him wear a maid's dress! I nodded and shook his hand. "Bring it," I challenged.

As time passed by, I finally knew that I had a great hand: Four kings! I knew I could win with such a beautiful hand. I slapped him on the table. "Read it and weep Luxy," I snickered. "Four kings; I WIN-" Luxord smirked and laid his hand on the table. "Straight flush my dear Xenia," he laughed. "I WIN!"

I nearly fainted. I dumbly gave Luxord my money and put my head in my hands while the others looked at me. "WHAT?" I asked irritably. Axel smiled and put a hand on my shoulder. "Enjoy being a maid to LUXORD," he whispered. "Make sure you clean all of his liquor bottles and organize his makeup drawer!" Axel cackled and Luxord turned pink. "You're just jealous!" he whined. I smirked, but it disappeared in half a second when I realized what I had gotten myself into.

The next morning, I awoke to find a Dusk with a message. "Master Luxord wishes to see you on your first day of service," it said with monotone. It handed me a lump of black and white laced fabric. "He wishes to have you work in this outfit," the Dusk added. I waved the servant away and put my head on the wall. He wants me to work in a MAIDS COSTUME? At least it wasn't a really short skirted one. I sighed, threw it on, and walked out the door.

"I hope nobody sees me walk dressed like this," I thought with embarrassment. Faster than you could say 'Cliché moment', Demyx opened his door and saw me. His mouth and eyes became wide and he nearly dropped his sitar. "Xenia -Chan, what are you..." he trailed off. I rolled my eyes and slapped my head against my face. "I lost a game with Luxord and I have to... sorta be his maid and he made me wear this stupid costume, Happy? Now out of my way, I'm late to see him!"

Demyx rolled on the floor laughing and I kicked him as I ran to Luxord's room. "If he wasn't so adorable, I would beat him black and blue," I muttered under my breath.

Okay, so how did you like it? It was fun co-writing it with my close friend everyonesfangirl13579. I will be taking this fic over now and updating it every other week, but if you review I will change that! P.s need a one shot? Want a character pairing? Well sy no more! Message me with what you want me to write about and I will write one every week!