THE STINKY FLEA-BAG MUTT (Jacob)
Shave all of his fur and make it to something more useful.
Put a tag price on him and say, "how much is that doggie in the window?".
Put a leash on him and walk him at the park.
When he's taking a shower, exchange his clothes with a short skirt and a frilly T-shirt.
Make him bald and phase to see if he still has werewolf fur.
Whenever he does something nice, ruffle his head.
Give him a life supply of dog food on his b-day.
Put some strands of Rosalie's blonde hair in his food.
Dye his fur pink and put designs such as glitters and bows on it.
When he's around people, say, "Jake, have you change your diapers? You might pee or worse…"
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER (Nessie)
CALL HER Loch Ness Monster…DUH!
Tell her Jake has fleas.
Steal her locket and flush it in the toilet.
Uncurl her hair and cut it really short.
Call her spoiled brat wolf girl.
Boss her around all the time.
Let her clean the bathroom alone everyday.
Write ugly things about her Science teacher in her homework.
Put shaving cream on her face when she's sleeping.
Let her drink a cup with mixed water and red paint faked as blood.