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One afternoon, DM was on his lunch break. He was walking along the Mayfair streets, on his way to Big Mike's Pies when he saw a giant mouse trap. It was big enough to hold him.
"Seriously," he said to the camera, "Does anyone expect me to fall for that?"
He then noticed a small cheese wheel as the bait. "But then again, I'll take my chances."
He then noticed some parks and services contractors cutting apart a diseased tree which had been blown over by yesterday's storm. "May I?" he asked a worker as he borrowed the largest tree branch he could find. The workers noticed the mousetrap and the bait behind him and relented.
DM then walked to the mousetrap with the trunk-like bough and remotely set off the trap. He then put the branch down and walked over to his prize. "Easy as pie." he said as he removed the cheese wheel and walked away.
Nearby, and out of sight, a dissappointed Pandaminion bent down. "Ohh..." he sighed.
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