Chapter 1: Wardrobe Malfunction

"Hello?"

"Heey" someone said with a raspy yet familiar voice.

"Blaine, is that you?"

"Yeah."

"Oh my gosh, what's wrong?"

"Nothing, I'm just sick."

"Sick, you never get sick that's why you were in all those medical magazines!"

"I know but I guess my immune system is starting to weaken as I get older."

"So what do you have?"

He blews his nose, and coughed "I have a cold and Strep throat."

"Erg, you poor thing."

"Listen Alicia, I need you to do me a huge favor."

"Sure, whatever you want!"

"I need you to take over the Warblers meeting tomorrow."

"Except for that."

"Come ooon Leesha, I'm siiccckk!"

I couldn't see him but I had a very strong feeling he was pouting right now.

I took a huge breath "What's in it for me?

"The glorious feeling of helping out a friend in need….and you'll get to stare at Jeff for two hours."

"I don't stare at Jeff!…"

"Alicia."

"Gosh, is it that obvious?"

He chuckled but I can tell it hurt a little "Yeah."

"Alright I'll do it, but you owe me."

"Don't forget to wear your uniform."

"Yeah yeah whatever."

"Oh, gotta go, I have to go take my lemon bath."

"Lemon Bath?"

"It's exactly what you think."

"Alright, bye have fun in your lemon bath." I said barely holding back the laughter.

"Bye."

I fell face first in to my bed "What did I get myself in to?"

I walked over to my closet, looked at my uniform I was given a few weeks ago and just wondered how this was going to work and if they'd actually listen to me. The next day like some kind of gift from the heavens school was let out early. Apparently someone let loose 100 spiders in the cafeteria. I knew one thing though I got to get 4 hours of sleep until I had to head out to Dalton. So when I got home I set my alarm for 1:00 pm and went to sleep. Apparently time was not a friend of mine because when I woke up it was 1:45 pm and I had 4 missed calls and they were all from Kurt.

"Come on, Come on get your ass down here we're already late!"

"Okay, I'm coming but I have a problem!"

"What could possibly be you problem?" Kurt sneered.

"Either my boobs got bigger or my shirt shrunk a bit because I can't button the top two buttons."

"Geez Alicia, put those things away you might attract a white van!"

"I'm sorry! Crap, I don't have any other button down shirts and all my tank tops are dirty."

"Well…" he sighed "I guess we just have to deal for now, come on get in the car."

"Okay."

I spent that whole ride to Dalton trying to figure out a way for my boobs not to pop out. I wasn't very successful because when I got the button to button it popped open as soon as I got out the car. Walking down the hall I felt all eyes staring at my chest, I felt like a piece of meat or a Victoria's Secret model which is pretty much the same thing.

"Oh, uh hi Alicia." David said not even bothering to look me in the eye

"Dave, my eyes are up here."

"I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it." I'm sure he could've, I shot a look at Kurt, he just shrugged.

"Now that Alicia is here, we shall take our seats!" Wes exclaimed, he didn't do a very good job at keeping the boys in line. I was going to go sit next to Kurt when I heard,

"Alicia, I saved a seat for you up here for you." it was Thad.

"Ah uh, thanks."

"No need to thank me." He smiled, and brushed his hand on my thigh. At first I thought it was an accident, but then he did it again this time it wasn't a brush a started stroking my thigh.

I turned to him and whispered,

"Do you mind removing your hand off my thigh." then he said something that I would never expect for him to say.

"Come on, you know your enjoying it."

A look of disgust came over my face,

"If you don't move your hand I'll wack you balls with the gavel."

He gave me a devious smile, "Wouldn't be the first time."

After he said that I moved to the empty seat at the end of the table but I could feel him staring at me. I never expected this from him when Blaine was here, he was such a gentleman. The meeting was coming to a close and I just couldn't wait to get out of here and out of this uniform, it was only giving me bad attention. The bell rang and I was about to leave someone grab my shoulder. It was Thad.