Okay, I've been rewriting this over and over, please tell me if you like it and if it should continue! :D

FULL SUMMARY: One plus one equals... three? He was a reject, a knuckle head, a juvenile prankster, But Sasuke Uchiha still loves him, more than he'll ever know, and so does his brother. Rated M for cussing (throughout the story) Lime and Lemon. Read & Review!

I don't own Naruto, if I did, then their first kiss would've been WAY more than a kiss. XD

Author's POV

"Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto. Naruto!" the judge's bellowing voice finally reached the blonde as he stopped doodling and stood up.

"Yes, your honor?" Naruto asked.

"I'll give you two choices: you can go to jail for one year, or you can take a full course in Kahona High." the Judge said.

Confused?

Well, let's go back in time, before all this court shit happened.

*Flashback*

Sasuke's POV

Damn it! I was listening to my mom bitch at me for the shit Itachi blamed on me.

Also, I had a book report due for reading tomorrow. It was only the first week of school as a freshman and they were making us do this shit!

Damn you Itachi! I'll cut your fucking dick off when this is all done with.

Oh, and on top of everything else, I'm in love.

He's a- no, the number one knuckle-head teen in the town. He's the same blue-eyed, bright-blonde-haired, tan-skinned, bushy-tailed pest of a hottie that stole my motorcycle and took it for a joy ride.

It eventually crashed.

To tell the truth, I didn't really care about it. I was planning on giving it to Itachi. Oh, well, that was only about $900 down the drain.

But what I thought didn't matter. I was glad that Naruto was safe. My parents were pissed because of the same reason.

I knew Naruto was most-likely laying on his couch, eating miso-flavored ramen, and watching Comedy Central (1)

How did I know this?

Because Naruto didn't have parents.

He was an orphan. A man named Kakashi, and his husband, Iruka, adopted him on his tenth birthday.

He went through elementary school, but only stayed for one day of High school, before he dropped out.

He never showed any signs of going back. Now he had to go to court the next day.

At court he saw Naruto, staring at me every now and then.

It looked ... as if ... Naruto was... Drawing me.

I was flattered and intriged, to say the least.

That is until the Judge interrupted with his sentence.

Jail or Kahona high?

I went to Kahona High.

I could see Naruto for at least 5 days a week, and if I was lucky, even more.

Now just to see what he says...

If he says yes, I'm gonna have to bite my tongue to not jump up and fuck that tight little ass of his right then and there.

Oh, Fuck yes... me and him... in front of everyone.

I was getting hard just thinking about that.

I'd have to take care of that soon.

1. Haha! I always have this network on in my room. :D

Okay, if you didn't like this chapter, then please comment and get another fan fic to read. Because I'm sticking with the fucking cussing! Lol =)

Itachi- I think we're having too strong of an effect on you. Especially Hidan.

Me- I love you, Ita-kun, but shut up!

Naruto- Can you just start writing the next chapter?

Sasuke- Yeah, I'd like to know when I can rape- I mean become great friends and hang out with little Naru! :D

Naru- *gulp*

Sai-Hi!

Me- Review!