Dead Rhymes
Original poem is first followed by Naruto remake.
See saw
Margery daw
Tommy's got a new master
We'll all go home at the end of the day
'Cause we can't work any faster
Naruto attempts suicide.
Drip plop
Bloody drop
Swirling red in the water
Caught not dead at the end of the day
'Cause we can't bleed any faster.
('We' as in, him and Kyuubi.)
Baa baa
Black sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir
Yes sir
Three bags full
One for the master
One for the dame
One for the little boy
Who lives down the lane
Sasuke, a few months after the Uchiha massacre.
This way
That way
Bodies falling down
Left right
Everywhere
Dead men all around
Dear elder brother
It's your damn fault
Why did you leave me here,
To stay and rot?
('Dame' is another term for lady.)
Three blind mice
Three blind mice
See how they run
See how they run
They all chased after
The farmer's wife
Who cut their tails off
With a carving knife
Three blind mice.
Naruto being beaten.
See these men
Blind dumb men
Here for their fun
Nowhere to run
Beat me up then
Toss me aside
Wishing nothing more
Than to take my life
See these men.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
(Crown is an area on your head.)
Naruto checks himself over after a beating.
Black and blue
No thanks to you
I hate this goddamn town
Shit there's more
A bright red sore
My arm is hurting like Hell now.