Title: It Always Comes Back To Bite You
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Drabble, Humor, All-Dialogue)
Rating: K+
Summary: Alternate lives just mean even more things to regret and deny…
Author's Notes: Codette for 4x17, "It's A Terrible Life" for caffeinekitty's birthday. Hope you like it!
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"I'm sorry I thought you were, uh—"
"Hitting on you?"
"Yeah. And maybe kind of psycho at first. But seriously, Sam, you can't go around telling strangers your whacked-out ghost dreams. Didn't Dad teach you anything?"
"First, no Dad. Not our Dad, anyway. And I wasn't the one tripping on the anti-carb cleansing thing."
"I—"
"You do know there's a middle ground, right? Between fried cholesterol death and avoiding food altogether?"
"Of course I do! That wasn't the real me."
"Driving a Prius."
"Shut up, Sam."
"Oh, and next case? The library's all yours."
"I said shut up!"
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