Disclaimer: Me and Leanne DON"T own Yugioh and this is not for profit. It's not like anyone would pay me for it anyway...
Summary: Bakura and Yami have an 'intellegent' conversation about a choice word of Bakura's
This is completely random and I don't know how in the name of Ra I thought of it...REVIEW!!
P.S. I have nothing against gay people!
(Some random guy on the street:) "Hey guys, do you think that guy's gay? He looks gay."
"Shut-up you stupid mortal!"
"Umm, Bakura?"
"What Yami?!"
"You do know that now that you have your own body your not immortal anymore, right?"
"So?"
"That means your a mortal too"
"Well DAMN! And I practised so hard to try and get that just right!"
"What? Mortal?"
"Yeah, but it's got to be more thoaty. Like this: Mortal!"
"Oh! Like this: Mortal!"
"...You have to be the best at everything, don't you??"