Voldie in Twubble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer- okay I read the Deathly Hollows and this idea just popped in my head! So I hope you like it! Do not own all the dead people you see here or the realm they are in.
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Voldemort groggily opened his eyes, he was not dead he did not just die from a rebounded curse, it was impossible. As he opened his eyes wider he saw that he was in the middle of a white room, he did not know where he was or why he was here. Suddenly he saw a bunch of people walking toward him one girl and two boys. As they got closer he began to sweat. He was dead. The people who approached him were all dead two dead from his hand.
"Well if it isn't Lord Voldemort, so my son finally killed you, very nice." James said as Sirius grinned.
"I knew he had it in him. Anyways follow us," lily said getting down for business.
"what." Voldemort said as for the first time since he was 12 he was at a loss of words.
"Well you're in a bit of a predicament. "James said
"No one has ever cut their soul in seven pieces, so he doesn't know what to do with you." Lily said.
"Who's he?" Voldemort said starting to sweat.
"The Man." Sirius said seriously.
"Who's the Man?" Voldemort said as they started walking.
"The big Kahuna! The holy man! The one! The only one! The spiritual one! THE WIZARD IN THE SKY?!" James said getting ecstatic.
"Er." Voldemort said starting to back away from James.
"You know He Who Must Not Be Named. You know the one that isn't you." Lily said before shaking her head and said "come on."
They continued to walk before they saw a stooped figure sitting by himself looking at nothing.
"I know that hair." Sirius said looking at the guy.
"Severus?" James said as the man looked up and they saw that it was indeed Severus. He grinned.
"So harry did it. Fantastic." Severus said as he got up.
"Hullo." He said at the other three. Before lily hugged him while Sirius and James looked away.
"It's nice to see you…actually it isn't because it means your dead." Sirius said uncertainly.
"I should have been nicer to harry, if I did you wouldn't be dead, I should've told them you and the worm switched, I'm so sorry." Snape said honestly.
"That means more to us that you could possibly know." James said clapping a hand on his back. Voldemort cleared his throat, they all looked at him then continued to walk while snape told them about the memories he had given to Harry.
"That was really sweet of you." Lily said smiling.
"Yeah he needed to know the truth. "Severus said solemnly.
"Hello! My name is Cosmo! I'm a fairy I'm here to take the slimy slytherin heir off your hands so you can continue irritating Darth Vader and whoever else you were irritating! Bye-bye!" and with that the small green haired creature grabbed Voldemort and flew away.
"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Voldemort said as he started to get sick because of the way Cosmo was swerving when all of a sudden Cosmo dropped Voldemort.
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Somebody help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Voldemort screamed as he fell through the air.
Finally after what seemed to be ages he fell with a great THUD on a grassy floor.
"I hereby say that you TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE are sentenced to an eternity of wandering in the field of everglade, and you shall be the keeper of the souls, of children.
"HOLD ON! You're making me be surrounded by brats for all eternity!" Voldemort screamed.
"Yes of course you deserve it!" a voice that sounded oddly like Dumbledore said.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Voldemort screamed in agony. As a bunch of disembodied bratz dragged him away.
A/n- hope you liked it!