Disclaimer: The characters of InuYasha are not mine, they are property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Yomiuri TV, Sunrise, and Viz. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

1. Jakotsu, Why Is Your Penis Burning?
Jakotsu likes to watch Inuyasha from a safe distance - but what's a safe distance, anyway, and what's he watching? (inu/jak)
Inuyasha Romp!, 3rd Place, Inuyasha/Jakotsu Pairing

2. Sango, Will You Feel Like a Penis Inside of Me?
Sango falls into Naraku's web and the spider decides to pleasure himself with the woman's vagina - is this what it means to be eating out? (nar/san)

3. Secret Dirty OTPs Nobody Knows About
Miroku notices Koga's ass for the first time. (koga/mir)
Inuyasha Romp!, 3rd Place, Koga/Miroku Pairing

4. Blowing You Kisses
Kagura makes love to (er...rapes...) Inuyasha the only way she knows how! (inu/kagura)
Inuyasha Romp!, 1st Place, Inuyasha/Kagura Pairing

5. The Attachment Was Smoking
Renkotsu gives Ginkotsu a very special kind of upgrade.... (schichinintai)
Inuyasha Romp!, 1st Place, Schichinintai Pairing

6. Yuri Shouldn't Be Like That
Yura gives love to Kagome but it's a very wrong kind of love....er, well, this is the best I can do with yuri, those two, and 300 words!

7. Widow's Milk
Sesshoumaru is fascinated with the act of nursing after watching Izayoi with Inuyasha. She lets him suckle to know what it's like then it becomes a weird and strange thing they've got to do. To fulfill their mutual needs....no sex but let's just say they like it.

8. Er - What Are You Talking About, Hitten?
Hitten sure does have a sick and twisted love for his brother! (thunderbrothers)
Inuyasha Romp!, 3rd Place, Thunder Brothers Pairing

9. What's Going On In Hojo Shorts?
Hojo and Mrs. Higurashi enjoy the thrills of a very perverted relationship. (hojo/mrs.h)
Inuyasha Romp!, 1st Place, Hojo/Mrs. Higurashi Pairing

10. Premature Ejaculation
While in-heat, Ayame gets Ginta and Hakkaku to substitute for Koga. (ayame/g + h)

11. Crush Me, Kikyo, I Am Your Biggest Fan
Naraku yearns to be hated by Kikyo. (nar/kikyo)

12. Exposed! - The Secret I Cannot Say, Part 2: The Beginning
While in the middle of the action, Sango ponders about that relationship with Kagura. (san/kagura)

13. The Joy of Fresh, Raw Wolf-Meat
ala Captain Ahab, Sesshoumaru chases his own white wale, Koga. But Sesshy's got something very sick and twisted and disturbing in mind for Koga's fate (and his fate too). Enjoy the meds! (sess/koga)

14. I Feel Your Pain
Inuyasha and Naraku, two loners at high school, meet at the lockerroom during lunch to play with their bodies in a most gruesome and unwholesome way! (nar/inu)

15. I Know What You Downloaded Last Summer, Lord Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru and Kaede share a strange, twisted co-dependent (and perverted) relationship through the years. (sess/kaede)
Inuyasha Romp!, 1st Place, Sesshoumaru/Kaede Pairing

16. Penis! The Secret I Cannot Say, Part 1 - Thy Flesh Consumed
there's a reason why Sango won't be bearing Miroku's child.... set in the desert of the American west, this explores a kinky relationship between Sango and Kirara, a 'pet' wildcat. (sango/kirara)

17. Packlyness
Ginta and Hakakku attempt to cope with life after Koga vanishes. (hakakku/ginta)