Who Am I?
A/N: Hey guys! Guess what? Yup. You guessed it! I'm starting yet another fanfiction even though I have twenty others I haven't finished yet. I just couldn't help it! I had an idea! Besides, at least you're getting stories. :) So yeah, I'm guessing you've already read the description, so I'm not going to waste my time on stupid stuff like repeating that…
Disclaimer: I own nothing! NOTHING. I swear! I'm not Rick Riordan, and I'm not Stephanie Meyers, (thank the gods for that one…) and I'm not JK Rowling, and I'm not Neal Shusterman, and I'm not any of those other Authors… (don't worry, this isn't a crossover, I'm just making my point!) So anyways… onwards!
Introduction: Identity Crisis
"Hey guys." Jason sighed pitifully to Piper and Leo as he walked into the room. "Hey Jason!" Piper said in a happy tone of voice that completely contrasted Jason's bad mood, "We were just working on plans for the ship. What's up." Jason sighed again, still being pathetic as ever. "Oh… nothing." Another sigh. Piper, finally taking the hint, said "Oh, I get it! You're in a bad mood, aren't you? Well why don't you tell us what's wrong, and we'll put all of the hours and hours of work we have to do aside just to help you sort out all of your teen angst." She said, in a very sarcastic voice, which warranted another sigh from Jason.
"Hey Pipes, I wouldn't worry about it too much. He's probably just been reading Fanfiction again on Annabeth's laptop. I swear, the guy's got an addiction." Leo added, laughing pointedly at Jason. Jason glared back, then said in an urgent tone, "Guys! This is serious! I swear!... and besides… it's not an addiction." And then it was Piper's turn to sigh, as she said "Alright Jason. Let's here it."
Then Jason launched into his pathetic tale of woe. "Guys… you might not believe this, but I'm having an identity crisis! I don't know who I am anymore! I've been reading fanfictions lately,"
"Of course."
"Leo, it's rude to interrupt me while I'm talking. As I was saying, a lot of the people on fanfiction have been saying that… well… that I don't have a personality." At this, a tear began to roll slowly down his cheek, as he drowned in his own misery. "I try to be someone, but I don't know how! I don't know how! I just… I know that I'm supposedly 'The One' who's going to help save everyone, but I don't even know who I am. How am I supposed to do that? All I'm saying is that everyone deserves an identity." He finished with another loud sigh, then broke out into sobs. Piper rolled her eyes, and Leo started trying to suppress his laughter. "See! I told you." Leo laughed, finally bursting. Piper broke a smile before saying, "He'll get over it by morning." Then they both went back to work.
Jason glared. He glared hard at the back of their heads, as if he could possible burn straight through both their heads and use super awesome mind powers to let him know he's serious. Unfortunatly, Piper was the only one with super awesome mind powers. Piper! That gave him an idea. "Uhh… Hey Piper. You know what else they say on fanfiction?" He said, making her turn and shrug. "What?"
"Well, the haters call you Piper-Sue, and they say you're worse than Bella from Twilight." At this, Piper gasped, and broke out into tears along with Jason. "I" Sob. "Can't." Sob. "Believe this!" Sobsobsobsob. "Tis true!" Jason said, and they both ran out crying together, leaving Leo shaking his head at his friends stupidity.
"Girls…" He laughed. "What am I going to do with them? Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em."
A/N: So… Hope you liked my first chapter! From here on I'm going to have each chapter be Jason trying out different personality types, trying to find one that suits him. Sorry he seems OOC… wait… actually, I'm not sorry. He's supposed to be OOC! Anyways, hope you liked it, and you better review it! Thanks!
-Awesomegirl13