You know you hate Millerna when...

By: Majestica

1. You cuss it out every time it comes on the television screen.

2. You cuss it out every time it comes in your thoughts.

3. You never even think about using the terms like her, she, he, or him when talking about it, you just call it, it.

4. Allen and Majestica parings forever!!

5. Dornkirk and it pairing forever!!

6. You rip up every single picture of it you could find to keep from destroying the television set when it kisses Allen...

7. ...this didn't work, not matter how hard you tried...

8. ...when your parents get really, really pissed off at you and ground you, you blame the damage on it and say that it should pay for all the damage, instead of your allowence.

9. You're writing this list. (Majestica- *looks up from paper* Hi.)

10. You're reading this list.

11. You're AGREEING with this list.

12. You think Allen should just sohove it off a horse while in a gallop.

13. You hate balconies, because Allen kissed her on a balcony. (Majestica- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrr...)

14. It annoys you and you HATE hearing it talk.

15. You try to strangle it through the television screen.

16. You hang a lifesize doll of it over a pit of fire and yell, "Please accept this sacrifice oh great Lord of Fire!"...

17. ...after th great Lord of fire accepts it, he gives it back because it's a doll of it...

18. ...you shurg and rip it up.

19. You think it's gay.

20. You think Hitomi should punch it in the stomache, hard.

21. You think Hitomi is BETTER that it.

22. While you agree to call Hitomi she and her, you still call it, it.

23. You alter pictures of it, making it dying, for your own enjoyment, then laugh insanel;y at it. (Majestica, Li, and Raven- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)

24. In every fanfic you write, something bad happens to her. (Majestica- *laughing insanely, holding her author pen*)