A Salem Twister
Written by: S. Wilhelmina Feenster
Once upon a time, there lived a woman named Susan, who got mixed up in some bad buisness. The buisness was the DiMeras'. The DiMeras' are evil people who will do anything to get what they want. Even if it means hiring someone to impersonate someone else. And that's exactly what Susan did.
One morning, as she was taking her usual walk, like she shouldn't because she could run into bad trouble, she got up on the hillside of Salem and thinks. Though she is pregnant at the time, she would often go into her own world. She would imagine herself in a castle with her prince just like Cinderella. You see, Susan is not at all Pretty. She is a brunnete, with brown eyes, buck teeth, and a southern accent. So therefore, she doesn't have a man. In an idea, Susan could have been artificially incimenated.
Meanwhile, a pretty girl named Jo was near the area. A giant tornado nearly destroyed parts of Salem and was heading toward where Susan was dreaming. She was hoping that her prince charming would come and carry her to a far away land or place. So there Susan was, daydreaming and an F-5 was coming right for her. She screamed, "He's coming! He's coming!"
"She's gone nuts." Jo thought. She screamed to Susan, "Get out of the way lady!" She doesn't seem to listen. Jo tried to save her, but it was too late, he prince came and gone. Like the Beatles song, "Obla-De-Obla-Da"...life goes on.
The Salemites survived the tragedy except poor Susan.
NOW WHAT ARE THE DIMERAS' GOING TO DO???
The End