New story! I thought I would try something a little different. You know the routine R&R (about the story please). Enjoy!

Blackout

Prologue

"Get ready for another date fat ass?" Kyle asks me as I'm getting dressed.

"What does it look like?" I ask him. He's watched me get ready for dates plenty of times within the last few months so why should this time be any different? I'm sure I'm going to hear one of those infamous Kyle speeches.

"So who's the lucky lady this time?" Kenny steps in. "I bet I've already dated her."

"Patti Nelson."

"Oh good, she's not someone I've dated. I thought she hated you."

"We're adults now, she's over it."

I go in the bathroom to finish getting ready. We're college seniors at University of Colorado. Kenny and I are renting an apartment together off campus. Kyle comes over a lot since his over protective mom won't let him live on campus. He pretty much uses our place as an escape from home. Stan also comes over often when he's not on a date with Wendy. I don't know why he's dating her, she's such a slut. She has a crush on me and she fucked Kenny. Obviously Stan keeps her far away from us.

I think it's cute that Wendy has a crush on me. I don't return the feelings, but at times I will use that to my advantage. I can get that hoe to do whatever I want. I haven't used her yet, but I'm sure that time will come.

"So where are you and Patti going?" Kyle asks as I'm walking out of the bathroom.

"Does it matter Jew?"

"I guess not, I'm just curious." He shrugs. I'm sure once I tell him where we're going, he's going to start preaching to me. I'm not in the mood to hear that shit.

"If you must know, we're going to a bar."

"A bar?" Kenny laughs. "That's not romantic!"

"Romantic dates are so over rated."

"Are you planning to drink?" Kyle asks, and so it begins.

I nod. "That is what people do at a bar."

"Did you take your Valium today?"

Here we go. "Yes I did Kyle."

"Then you know you shouldn't be drinking. Don't you know a severe side effect can lead to your death? You really shouldn't mix alcohol with your anxiety medication"

I roll my eyes. I've been taking Valium since I was 17. I was diagnosed with anxiety disorder and the Valium keeps me calm. It really comes in handy before I go out on a date. "I'm not going to get drunk or anything. I'll probably have a drink or two."

Kyle storms into the bathroom and comes back out with my Valium bottle. "See it says, do not drink alcohol." Fucking nosey ass Jew!

I snatch the bottle from him. "Kyle, I'm a grown man and you're not my mom!"

Kyle folds his arms. "Fine, well when you're too drunk or dizzy to drive home, don't call me!"

"I had no intention of doing so."

"Don't be like that Cartman." Kenny steps in. "We're your friends...kind of. We care."

"I'm good you guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go meet Patti."

"Be safe kiddo!" Kenny yells out jokingly as I'm walking out.

As I'm heading to my car, I run into Stan. "Hey dude." I greet Stan.

"Where are you going?" He asks, man is he nosey.

"Not that it's any of your business, but I have a date."

"A date?" He narrows his eyes. "You know, Wendy just said she has plans…is your date with her?"

I laugh at his insecurities. "How stupid are you? You know I have no interest in that girl."

"But I know she's interested in you…"

"That sounds like a personal problem to me." I shrug him off. "See you." I get in my car. Time to meet up with Patti Nelson. This really should be interesting. I decide to take another Valium just to make sure my anxiety is kept under control.

A/N: There won't be any previews with this story. I know this was short, but it's only a prologue. The other chapters will be longer!