This is a funny little thing my little sister, Lora, told me one day. She talked and I wrote what she said.
I better put a DISCLAIMER: neither me, lora or alexis own tenchi. so there. :-p
One day I was going to write a Tenchi fanfic. My little 4th grade buddy, Alexis, says that she's seen Tenchi, but she pronounced it "Teen-chi" (with a long I). So, I write a little bit about Kione calling Mihoshi outside, and Mihoshi falling flat on her face. So, it's Alexis's turn to write. She says that Mihoshi, but she didn't write Mihoshi, she wrote "she". She said that "she" had looked up and saw tenchi in a desert, and then she writes, with a HUGE exclamation mark at the end, "IT WAS A DREAM!!!" And then I asked if she ever seen Mihoshi, and what a ditz she was. So she erased the sentence and said, "Oh it wasn't a dream." OH! and she kept trying to get out of writing it by going up the teacher and acting like she was talking to them, but she wasn't talking. The teacher sent her away. So she came back and I had been writing about Ryoko and Ayeka fighting again. Over Tenchi of course. You know what eles? She wouldn't write their names, she'd just write "she" or "he" or "they". So, I left her to doing the writing, she wrote "she started screaming at her and she started screaming at her." I'm like, "Who? who's screaming at who?" and she wrote "Then she pushed her into the wall onto the button." I'm like, "what button?" and she's all like "remember that one episode when she bumped that button and she zapped?" and I'm like "no." and she's like "Well it's in the books." I'm like "what books?!" and she's like "you know, the books!"and i'm like, "no." and then I say "oh you mean mangas?" and she goes, "No. Books." and I'm like, "riiiiiiight." so I start writing again. I say "Tenchi goes over to the kitchen where he smells something Sasami is cooking." and I give the story to Alexis to write again. she asks me, "What should they be eating? Tacos?" and I say, "Tacos?! In JAPAN!?!?!" I don't even thing Alexis knew Tenchi lived in Japan. and she goes "Well in the books they eat tacos." and I go "What books!?" and she goes, "Have you ever read the books?" And I say, "No, I never have, Alexis." and she goes "Well you don't know what im talking about" in a realy bratty voice. boy you type fast. steph! i didn't want you to write that! Delete that right now! you baka! ok. back to the story. so she writes on. she goes "if not tacos, then what?" and I go, "i dunno, noodles?" and the she makes Tenchi ("he") say "well, make sure you give me an extra helping." by that time, I'm just enjoing her writing, cause its so funny!
I better put a DISCLAIMER: neither me, lora or alexis own tenchi. so there. :-p
One day I was going to write a Tenchi fanfic. My little 4th grade buddy, Alexis, says that she's seen Tenchi, but she pronounced it "Teen-chi" (with a long I). So, I write a little bit about Kione calling Mihoshi outside, and Mihoshi falling flat on her face. So, it's Alexis's turn to write. She says that Mihoshi, but she didn't write Mihoshi, she wrote "she". She said that "she" had looked up and saw tenchi in a desert, and then she writes, with a HUGE exclamation mark at the end, "IT WAS A DREAM!!!" And then I asked if she ever seen Mihoshi, and what a ditz she was. So she erased the sentence and said, "Oh it wasn't a dream." OH! and she kept trying to get out of writing it by going up the teacher and acting like she was talking to them, but she wasn't talking. The teacher sent her away. So she came back and I had been writing about Ryoko and Ayeka fighting again. Over Tenchi of course. You know what eles? She wouldn't write their names, she'd just write "she" or "he" or "they". So, I left her to doing the writing, she wrote "she started screaming at her and she started screaming at her." I'm like, "Who? who's screaming at who?" and she wrote "Then she pushed her into the wall onto the button." I'm like, "what button?" and she's all like "remember that one episode when she bumped that button and she zapped?" and I'm like "no." and she's like "Well it's in the books." I'm like "what books?!" and she's like "you know, the books!"and i'm like, "no." and then I say "oh you mean mangas?" and she goes, "No. Books." and I'm like, "riiiiiiight." so I start writing again. I say "Tenchi goes over to the kitchen where he smells something Sasami is cooking." and I give the story to Alexis to write again. she asks me, "What should they be eating? Tacos?" and I say, "Tacos?! In JAPAN!?!?!" I don't even thing Alexis knew Tenchi lived in Japan. and she goes "Well in the books they eat tacos." and I go "What books!?" and she goes, "Have you ever read the books?" And I say, "No, I never have, Alexis." and she goes "Well you don't know what im talking about" in a realy bratty voice. boy you type fast. steph! i didn't want you to write that! Delete that right now! you baka! ok. back to the story. so she writes on. she goes "if not tacos, then what?" and I go, "i dunno, noodles?" and the she makes Tenchi ("he") say "well, make sure you give me an extra helping." by that time, I'm just enjoing her writing, cause its so funny!