A/N: Hello, PotC fans, and welcome to Whatever I'm Gonna Decide to Call This After I'm Done With This Chapter! Kk, urm…… be easy with me, this is my first ever Pirates of the Caribbean fic.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, and trust me, if I did, I wouldn't be writing this.

Summary: An obsessive fangirl would do anything to bring her favorite, James Norrington, back to life. She would even make a deal with the un-trusted Calypso. But what happens when she is distracted from her mission by none other than: The Legendary Captain Jack Sparrow?

Kaelyn was sobbing quietly into her bed. Don't be mistaken, this was not something that happened on a daily basis, but today was not a good day for her. She had just gotten back from the movie theater with her clique. She stared up at the Pirates of the Caribbean posters plastered on her walls, searching for it. She looked on the ceiling, and once the dreamy sea-green eyes staring out of the poster caught hers, she burst into tears. It couldn't be… not her James. Her thoughts were interrupted by her extremely annoying ring-tone. She wiped her eyes, bit her lip and picked up the phone.

"Hello," she said, attempting to contain her voice.

"'ello, miz Kael'n," was the answer. The voice was slow, deep, and strongly accented. Kaelyn's tears were replaced with a feeling of awe.

"Who is this?"

"I know wat you wan' most on dis Eart'."

"Hello? Who is this?"

"I can bring 'im back," the voice whispered. Kaelyn was shocked. She had heard this voice, very recently.

"Who? Who is this!?! What do you want?"

"You know who." Kaelyn was starting to get frightened.

"I know your voice," she said.

"That's cause I'm just so freeken good at imitating her!!!" the voice shouted.

"Jessie!!! That is NOT funny!" Kaelyn yelled in the phone. There was laughter on the other line and found names for all the voices. It was everyone else from her clique. She was determined to stay frustrated, but hearing all her friends' laughter, she couldn't help but join in. There was a sigh from the girls on the other end.

"You just had to get grounded the day before Bevy's slumber party," said Emma, clearly disappointed their clique leader was absent.

"Sorry, but I can't sneak out all night, two hours is enough," Kaelyn said.

"So….Did you like my brand-spankin'-new Benz?" Kaelyn laughed as she heard the girls yelling at each other on the other line.

"You don't care about anything other than your stupid car!" the muffled voices shouted in unison. Kaelyn was laughing her head out, well; she was about to, until she heard a yawning sound from downstairs and russingly said:

"Mom's up, gotta go," she said, closing the cell phone.

She climbed under the covers and stared up into James Norrington's stunning eyes, the last thing she saw before she drifted into a light sleep.

She was walking down a candlelit hallway. Her flip-flops were making tons of noise each time they hit a stone. She looked up, and above her head were all different kinds of exotic birds, and they were all silent, watching her walk down the hall and nodding slightly as she passed. She heard music coming from a door at the end of the hallway. She walked swiftly to it, and as she came closer, the door bolted open. Now running, she reached the door and skidded to a halt. She stepped in, and saw a colored woman with her back turned to her putting a bright blue bird in a small cage.

"Ah..., Miz Kael'n, we 'av been waiting for 'u," she said, without turning around.

"Tia Dalma," she said, before remembering the third movie. "I mean, Calypso." The woman turned around, smiling.

"We know wat it is you want. You want 'im com' back," she stated, almost accusingly.

Kaelyn was slightly angry at the fact she was being blamed for this, "Yes, I do, he was my favorite character. If I could change the movie…" she started, before Calypso interrupted.

"You cannot change de movie, but you can chance de other world, where da movie comes from," she said.

"Wait, you mean, another world, planet, time, is acting out what every thing that happened in the movie?" Kaelyn asked, surprised.

"No. Da movie is based on what happens in dat world."

"I don't get it," she stated, feeling stupid. Calypso sighed.

"Never min'. What I mean be dat I can escort you to the world of de Pirates of da Caribbean, so you can either find a way to save Norin'ton, or start a life of yer own. As a pirate," she said. Kaelyn was thinking this over. She had said that she could go and live in thr Pirates of the Caribbean, but as Kaelyn knew, there was a cost.

"At what cost?" she asked. Calypso grinned.

"In order for dis to hap'en, you must give me the right to banish Da Pirates of the Caribbean from your world, so dat our world be a secret," she said, still giving Kaelyn that creepy smile...

"What about my friends, and my parents?"

"As of now, you never existed in dat world, you were never even borne."

"Once I get there, how old will I be, what will my status be?"

"You will be 18, and a pirate in Tortuga."

"Who is the first character from the movies I meet?"

"Captain Elizabeth Turner."

"Will I have any super powers?" Calypso turned and looked at her skeptically.

"Ok..., no. Do I get a pet?" she asked, hoping. Calypso smiled and nodded.

"Yer choice," she said gesturing to the birds in the halway.

Kaelyn jumped up and ran to the hall. She looked up in the rafters, looking for the one bird she had seen on her way in. She spotted the white Gyr Falcon sitting on a small rock jutting out of the wall. She looked back at Calypso, and saw her raising her arm. Kaelyn did the same, and the falcon flew gracefully off of its perch and onto her shoulder. She looked closer, and saw how beautiful she was. She was pure white, with black speckles on her wings. She reached out slowly to pet her, and was grateful that she didn't bite her hand off. She stroked her sleek feathers and smiled at how soft she was.

"It be da time," Calypso called her in. Kaelyn stroked the feathers of her new companion, deciding to name her Fiea, and walked back to Calypso.

"Hurry, befor' we be to late. You must say these words exact: 'I give you da right,'"

"I give you the right," Kaelyn said, trying to hurry.

"'to remove all de evidence,'"

"To remove all the evidence,"

"'Dat Pirates of de Caribbean ever existed.'" Kaelyn hesitated, thinking of what she was about to say. She took a deep breath and continued.

"That the pirates of the Caribbean ever existed, EXCLUDING my posters."

Calypso laughed and nodded. She led Kaelyn and Fiea over to a small lamp on a huge desk. Fiea nipped Kaelyn's ear and started to coo excitedly. Calypso shushed her and began to chant in an extinct language.

"Romu shalakara enlafinete venided!"

Kaelyn gasped as the floor fell out beneath her as she began to fall...

Fiea grabbed the back of her shirt, her talons scratching Kaelyn's skin. She flapped as hard as she could, put she could not pull her heavy master into the air. Kaelyn looked down and saw water coming up at them, well, actually she was coming down at the water. Fiea screeched and let go as Kaelyn cannon balled into the water. She forgot to close her eyes, and the salt water stung them so that it hurt to hell. She swiftly kicked upward and took in as much air as she could in one gulp. Her light brown hair was spread around her and she treaded water for as long as she could. Fiea was circling over head, watching her. She turned quickly around and found that she was actually several yards away from a long dock with ships of every shape and size, and if there was one thing she knew for sure, seeing those old fashion wind-sail boats, it was not the year 2007.

A/N: I had to get this done fast, sorry it's so poorly written, but the next chapters will be better, I can assure you. And those of you who are waiting for the characters from the movies, do not fear, Kaelyn is here! And the Characters will be soon, I promise.

Cya in a week,

Zi