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It was a dark and Stormy night and Amunet and Summer sat around their cheap hotel room. Summer break was now in progress, and since the two girls had no place to go, or home for that matter, they decided to rent a cheap old hotel room down at hogsmead. Sure it wasn't the prettiest place of all, but hey it was comfortable with a warm fire place, and two twin size beds, to the girls this was heaven.
"You know Summer, I really do miss Tom Riddle" Amunet said as she rolled over on her side to look up at Summer who was laying on her bed.
"Again with your Tom Riddle, When are you going to get it! He is Dead Amunet!"
"Summer your mean! No wonder your in Slytherin"
"Just because Slytherin house is known to bring forth dark wizards, it doesn't mean they have to be mean!" Summer scowled at Amunet "Your beloved Tom Riddle belonged to Slytherin"
"Nu-Uh!"
"Yea-huh"
"Nu-uh!"
"Yea huh!"
"You lie!"
"No I'm not lying you arse" Summer then rolled over on her stomach and glared at Amunet. "Look, everyone knows that Tom Riddle is the dark lord Voldemort!"
Amunet squinted "Shhh! Do not say his name!"
"You idiot! You don't even know who that is do you?"
"No, but it doesn't matter, everyone else says that we shouldn't say his name"
"Idiot, everyone else fears Voldemort, you don't fear him, your in love with him!"
"I do?"
"Yes! He is Tom Riddle!"
"He is?"
"Yes he is!"
"We must find him then!" Amunet jumped up from the floor. With one fist in the air she posed like an anime character "I must find Tom Riddle! I shall be on a never ending quest to be his girlfriend!"
Summer laughed to herself and got up "Are you sure you want to find him?"
"YES! I LOVE TOMIKINS!"
"Alright, come on, I think I know where we can find him" Summer chuckled to herself and got out some flu powder.
"What are you doing summer?"
"I'm taking you to your dark lord!"
"By using ashes? Your not going to turn all evil on me like on silent hill right?"
Summer laughed "No you idiot, I'm taking you to the Malfoy mansion"
"Malfoy Mansion? Why the hell would I want to go there? Lucius is extremely mad because of what happened last year. I don't think he will be too pleased if we go bother him at home!"
"Don't worry, Lucius will be more than pleased to see us…"
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX At the Malfoy mansion Lucius was sitting in his big comfortable emerald green lazy boy, he read a book which was titled "How to bring back your dark lord and not get killed while trying to do so!" he constantly pushed his reading glasses back into place. He looked over at the fireplace which flickered, then continued with his reading. He leaned back in his chair as he stretched his legs, Man was it great to be rich! It was then that the flames to his fireplace turned a shade of green, he looked at it, a perfectly shaped brow curved over his eye.
Suddenly, a dusty figure flew out of the fireplace and onto Lucius's lap, causing his chair to fall back, bringing Lucius down with it. "Get off me!" he managed to mumble as the wiggled around trying to get up.
"I'm sorry Mr. Malfoy! It was my first time! I didn't mean too! I really am sorry!"
It was then that another dusty figure stepped out from the fire place and onto the sitting area.
"Good evening" Summer said as extended her arm out to help Amunet get up.
"What on Merlin's beard do you think you are doing!" An outraged Lucius called out as he was pushed back down once again by Amunet's clumsiness.
"We are for business reasons Mr. Malfoy" Summer said trying to sound as professional and business like as she possibly could. Amunet tried not to laugh.
"what is this business you speak of!" he shouted with rage as he dusted off his silky black robe. "I do not minder with children!"
"O but you will find our proposal to be of your most liking!" summer answered coolly
"like I said! I don't deal with children" he answered sharply
"Oh, pity, I was really hoping that you would help us, o well, I guess ill just have to be on my way back to the ministry, I'm sure the Daily prophet would love to get their hands on these, o yes, they will pay really well for these" Summer snickered as she pulled out a folder from under her robe and threw it in front of Lucius.
He slowly opened the folder and began to look through it, there lying within the manila folder laid a couple of pictures of him, posing in front of a picture, wearing a pink frilly thong. Lucius let out a horror filled gasp and looked up at the two girls. "Where did you get these!"
Summer raised a brow, "You see Mr. Malfoy, I have a lot of sources" she smiled wickedly "and don't worry, there is plenty more where these came from She pulled out another folder which revealed pictures of Lucius feeding grapes to Severus, as they laid in a beach like scenario, pictures of Lucius laying on a bed with Potter, a red silk sheet covering their naked bodies, and finally a picture of Lucius wearing big thick sunglasses and a huge black hat as he pushed around a shopping cart, in his hand a bottle of Flintstones vitamins
"EEK!" Lucius let out a shriek of pure horror "Ill pay anything! What do you want!" he said at once
"O I don't want any money, "
"Well then what do you want! Did you just say you were here for business?"
"O I'm a business woman alright darling, but I don't want any money, I want information"
"Information about what?" he questioned as he gathered all the pictures and shove them in the folder
"I want to know where I can find Lord Voldemort"
Lucius stopped dead in his tracks and raised his perfectly shaped brow
"I'm sorry, but the only way you could know where Lord Voldemort is, is by becoming one of his death eaters" he smiled wickedly "And you my dear, are in no position to become one"
"O pity, I suppose the ministry will have to see these after all" Summer said as she turned around and began to walk towards the fireplace
"Wait!" he called out just before summer reached the fireplace "I can take you to a meeting" Summer smiled "But only if you truly wish to join the Death Eaters…."
"Hoorah!" Amunet yelled out a shout of glee speaking for the first time since they entered the house.
"Alright Mr. Malfoy you have yourself a deal" summer said turning around and extended her hand to shake it with Lucius, he shook her hand vigorously and then demanded to know where the rest of the pictures were.
"I'm sorry but I cannot give that sort of information until our part of the deal is fulfilled" summer reassured him with a wicked snare
Lucius then gave the girls the information they needed to know about the meeting, and when to show up at his house and at what time, he then proceeded to tell them, that he was not sure if the dark lord was still alive and therefore it could take months before a meeting was to be called, also that if indeed it were true and the dark lord was alive that lord Voldemort would not be in his bests of moods and also that he wouldn't look as healthy as he did while hiding in the chamber of secrets. The girls nodded therefore stating that they understood as they turned to take their leave.
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The months past like seconds and the girls still found themselves waiting to be called, but that call never came. In the mean time, they decided to entertain themselves by bothering their favorite potions master.
Summer snickered to herself as she quickly took a seat next to Amunet in the D.A classroom.
"Did you do it?" Amunet asked eagerly
"We will see soon enough!" Summer whispered as she turned around and faced the front.
Snape then walked into the classroom, looking mad as ever, he had to substitute for Professor Lupin who was feeling sick and was unable to attend class. He walked through the long corridor waving his wand to shut the blinds, He stood in front of the class, with what seemed great pride, his chest expanded and he glared around at the classroom and a wicked grin fell upon his pasty face. It seemed he was really enjoying himself, Being in front of everyone, finally teaching the subject he desired to teach above all. His chest fell as he exhaled and then he finally spoke.
"I am Snape, the potions master…"
Amunet looked over at Summer who in returned looked at her. They exchanged glances and smiled wickedly. Meanwhile Snape continued to talk.
"I am Snape the potions master! Potions master! I am Snape master potions, potions master Snape I am! I am Snape the potions master!"
Everyone began to look at each other it seemed as if Snape knew nothing about what he was saying, "I am Snape, the potions master!" People began to giggle as Snape continued to ramble on. "Potions, Snape The Potions, Master, I am, potions" he then stopped and turned. He glared at everyone then the words slipped out of his mouth in the sound of a growl "potions….master…."
The classroom broke into laughter, they all looked at one another and continued to laugh as Snape began to yell over their laughter "POTIONS MASTER! I AM SNAPE THE POTIONS MASTER! MASTER! SNAPE! POTIONS! I AM"
Summer and Amunet were the only ones that seemed to be somewhat settled. Summer quickly raised her hand and the room fell quite.
"Sir, We understand that you are the potions master" she giggled "But why is it that you keep repeating yourself!" The classroom broke off into laughter once again Snape held on tightly to the edge of his desk and leaned over, glaring at summer as he softly mumbled to himself "I am Snape…. The potions master…." the classroom continued to roar with laughter as Snape began to walk towards the door, his little black eyes filled with rage.
"O professor Snape! I have been looking for you!" Professor Flitwick said startled as he walked in front of Snape
"POTIONS MASTER!" he yelled out as he pushed Flitwick out of the way.
"What's wrong with him?" Professor Flitwick asked as he turned to leave.
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"That was bloody brilliant!" Ron Weasley said as he slapped Amunet on the back "How does your sister come up with these things!"
"Well, she does have a gift for mischief and it doesn't help that she drinks coffee at like 3 in the morning, that's when her mind is best at work" Amunet smiled as she looked over at the three friends sitting around her.
"I thought it was dumb! None the less stupid! That is going to cost her hundreds of points off from Slytherin, they will all hate her for it" Hermione said as she crossed her arms and glared at Ron
"They already hate her anyway!" Amunet added "Have you not notice the fact that she doesn't talk to anyone in her house.
"You know, I've actually noticed that" Ron stated
"Actually, she doesn't talk to anyone" Harry looked over at Amunet a bit concerned.
"Don't worry, she likes it that way, she says she has no time for friends, she thinks they will only get in her way. She much rather enjoys being alone in her room Scheming!"
The 3 friends looked at her weird
"What? Its fun to scheme!" Amunet smiled sweetly as she went back to reading her book.
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"You did what!"
Summer was about to explode Amunet had just told her about her little chat with the three stooges. She couldn't believe it! How could her sister talk to such people after all Harry Potter was indeed the boy who lived, the one that will come back to kill Voldemort her precious lord of darkness.
"They are really nice Summer! You know you should give them a try! For once you can stop scheming and go out and be a normal person you know! Meet new people make some friends!" Amunet said as she sat on one of the beds within Summer's dormitory.
"Scheming is what I do! Ok and thank but no thanks! I would much rather be alone in my room planning my next evil attack than out and about running around with little wizard fairies that think they can fly just because they can ride a brook!" Summer answered hotly as she sat on the floor. "And besides, We have a mission remember!"
Amunet looked down at her shoes, "Yea I know, " she said sheepishly "But they really are nice people" she looked up and smiled at Summer " yea, nice people.. Right"
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So that brings an end to the first chapter of the 3rd year! Woohoo! I'm getting ahead of myself, I wasn't going to post this until I came back from vacation but eh what the hell I have it done might as well post it! Lol and besides after hearing some of yall's threats, I would much rather update than suffer the consequence! Lol well that's it for now! Maybe later ill get the energy to write some more, hopefully… lol anyways MANY THANKS TO THOSE OF YOU WHO REVIEWED! Lol and to My dearest cousin! Amunet! For helping me out in my evil scheming when I was lost in doubt! Lol this chapter is for you Amoeba! Lol well I don't want to ruin the next chapter but I will say this expect some ridiculous activities! Unexpected apparitions, and what is this? Snape has a change of wardrobe? All of this and more! In the next episode of Be slug! (lol…. Sorry I had to let that out of my chest!) anyways I think I will post year three on here until I find a good title for it