Naru and Neji

Rated:K(Just don't read before and after the lines...)Genre:Humor Stars:5

Mii-kii: Tell me which Naru and _Male person_ you want me to do and I will!

Naru: AWWWW… MAN! Can't ever get a break?

Neji: It was fated to be so shut up and come -tugs on leash and yanks Naru back to the rest of Team Gai-

Mii-kii and Naru: WAIT! WE DIDN"T GET TO FINISH OUR MEALS! NEJIIIIIIIII-TEMEEEEEEEE!

Curious blue eyes stared down at the brown haired boy. The owner of said blue eyes was in an orange jumpsuit and long hair up in pigtails. Her name, Naru. She had just collided with the famed Hyuuga prodigy, Neji, son of Hizashi and one of the branch members.

Neji's white eyes were narrowed as he stared up at the girl. He knew who she was. After all, who didn't? This was the only girl who pranks everyone in the village, including his clan elders. His team was, in fact, on a mission to keep her out of trouble, but, it didn't help that the hokage himself had asked them to do it and is paying them out of his own wallet while he is out of Konohagakure. And all genin members of Team Gai thought, 'It's only one girl and three day, nothing really bad could happen, right?' While the team remained unaware of Gai constant watch around them and freak outs whenever she had mischief in her eyes.

Not even three hours later, the Uzumaki managed to turn Gai and Lee pink, TenTen red, and Neji well… camouflage colors really don't go with his eyes. The Hyuuga had a firm grip on the blue leash which was connected to a chakra-induced collar attached to Naru. Naru whom was vigorously pulling against the leash, had spotted Ichiraku's ramen stand. Looking around, she formed a plan. So Naru walked in front of Neji, past TenTen, and towards Gai while Lee kept walking away from her.

"Hey… sir, can we get some ramen."

Gai continued looking forward before replying. "No, it would be most un-youthful if we didn't get you home on time." He than looked down and immediately regretted doing so. The Uzumaki girl had the cutest puppy eyes and the most heart-wrenching face to go along with it as she whimpered. 'What is this! It- It's sooooooo sad! Sadness is even more so UN-YOUTHFUL!' he thought as he forced himself to look away. "Actually, it would probably be most youthful if we make sure that you eat before heading to sleep."

She almost instantly brightened and dragged Neji, who was still the unfortunate soul holding the leash to the stand.

When Sarutobi came back he had five people in his office awaiting his return. "JIJI!" Naru exclaimed. "Guess what we did!" The sandaime looked around the room to see her attached to a leash, the Hyuuga red-faced, TenTen painted green, Lee and Gai cowering behind a bookshelf kitchen ware around their heads and frying pans in their hands.

"What did you do?" He asked and sighed as he heard the story. And after the other four were dismissed. He laughed out, "You really kissed the Hyuuga? BWAHAHA! I would've paid to see it! What else happened."

"Well…" She was cut off by a male scream of 'NANI!' "Neji-san just got my note, I gotta find something to wear… "

"Hmmm?"

"I told him to beware, I had more pranks-a-comin!"

Sarutobi cried silently about the paperwork this would cause while her team was out of commission.

Neji, Naru, and Mii-kii are found arguing about how Neji should stop being stupid and let the author and Naru eat their respective meals in peace.

Neji: FOR THE ONE HUNDREDTH TIME, NO! Naru is to be guarded by my team until night so stop!(Neji finally gets away with a dejected Naru following.)

Mii-Kii: Dang… Why do so many characters just outright disobey me! I wrote a story about 'em…. :'(