Crack Hetalia Story about Canada, Prussia and ROLE PLAY
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DING DONG
"My, I wonder who that could be?" Canada asked himself as he adjusted his rather revealing top. He scampered to the door like the Canadian he is and opened it.
"Why hello there young sir," Prussia- er- the pizza boy asked his REAL mustache twitching as he spoke. "I believe you ordered a pizza."
"Yes I did," Canada leaned against the door frame seductively. "Please come in."
The Pizza boy back flipped inside.
Canada was impressed. "I'm afraid I don't have any money," At this point Canada grabbed an icicle that hung from his ceiling and rubbed it up his hairy man legs. "Is there, some other way I can pay you?"
"Well sir," Not Prussia said with a grin. "You're in luck, for this pizza is PENIS FLAVORED."
"MY GOD MY FAVOURITE." Canada then ripped off the Pizza boy's clothes and mustache to discover that it was Prussia ALL ALONG.
WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN
But Canada was so horny he didn't even care. He bent Prussia over his knee and spanked his with one of the millions of hockey sticks he found on the floor. "YOU'RE A NAUGHTHY PIZZA BOY FOR GETTING MY ORDER WRONG!"
"OH BABY! I'M SO BAD I NEED TO BE PUNISHED!"
Canada then fucked Prussia with his THIRTEEN INCH SASUAGE. THEN WITH HIS COCK.
"FUCK ME HARDER YOU GODDAMN PUSSY NATION!"
"DAMMIT MY COCK ISN'T BIG ENOUGH!"
Canada then stepped back and FUCKED PRUSSIA WITH HIS MAN LEG. Prussia then came. He came so much that it RE-FLOODED NEW ORLEANS.
New Orleans was not impressed.
"Oh my god." Prussia sighed collapsing in his own semen. "We should role play more often."
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"You can take your leg out of my ass now."
"I can't. It's stuck."
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OH SHI-