( Hehehehehe I've got an absolute funny one this time. Anyone like zombies? yes? no? How about alien space zombies? Hehehe and I've got a few ways to make it even more hilarious! Prepare your asses Neckies!
Necros : oh crap... [ because Author powers and logic ]
I don't own Dead Space!
Cupcakes! )
In the dim light of a non-bloody living space, a thirty year old man's face is lit up as he looked at a screen. It reads as follows ; Dead Space
The man giggled like a little kid "Hehehe someone is gonna have a baaaad day"
Then he smirked
"Lock up yer buttholes, face the wrath of Mr Kitty Litter!"
In other places, in the bowels of a very familiar ship, a certain gigantic creature contemplated it's life choices and if it deserved what was to come
( Hehe I know this is short but it will work, trust meme
Welp
This is derp
I'm a banana )