Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, they belong to NBC and Dick Wolf.
A/N: I know Daisy. I said I will post just on Christmastime, but this story came in my mind. Hey girls! My new story. I was thinking: Who is sexier? Mike or Lupes?
It was not late; Jack was in his room lying on the couch. To his misfortune, Mike, Lupo, Connie and Bernard enter the room. Lupo and Mike were fighting again. "Now my peace is gone," Jack says waking "What happened now?"
"I'm sexier than him" Mike says, and Jack looked at him, looking for words.
Jack didn't know what to say, and then looked at Lupo, hoping that the detective says something
"You're wrong counselor. I'm sexier than you", was the only thing Lupo said
"I don't give a damn. Can someone tell me what is happen here?" Jack says looking at Connie
"We were at the bar. A woman looked at us and winked at one of them, but we do not know who. Now they are fighting about it. They want to know who is hotter between them," Connie says knowing that Jack wouldn't believe
"It was for me," Mike says, smiling, "My iron-blue eyes shine in the distance. The women love them"
"Please counselor, don't be fool. Everyone here knows that my muscles can be seen from afar, even when I wear a suit. Look at that six-pack" Lupo says lifting his shirt, "Okay, you can stop looking now"
"Please detective, who is being a fool is you. My six pack is much better than yours" Mike said while lifting his shirt, "Connie, you're a woman. Which is better?"
"Hey gays!" says Jack making Lupo and Mike look at him "I'm sorry, I mean guys" Jack make a pause "If you want to know how is more sexy, you need to do an only thing"
"What?" Mike and Lupo said together
"A game!" Jack says making everyone look at him "You need seduce the only woman I trust to do this work. The only one I know it will be fair ..."
"If you say Connie. I'll kill you," says Connie looked at Jack
"Consuela" Jack says making Connie throw a pillow on him "Don't kill me, please. I have daughter and grandson. Kill Mike and Lupo. They don't have anyone"
"Let the man speak, counselor," says Bernard seems to be interested, even if it is not in dispute. It would be fun to see his partner trying to seduce a coworker
"The rules are simple: You have one week, on the next Friday you will have a date - yes together - Bernard, Anita, Skoda and me will be there, to judge with more justice, Connie will not you working at the next week - consider paid vacation - and not Mike or Lupo, can talk to you. Will be the winner, whoever gets a kiss from Connie until the night is over."
"I will not be a prize for them," Connie says showing his surprise at what Jack had said
"The doubling of your pension for a month" Jack says reaching out
"Okay," she says
"Let the games begin!" Jack says, smiling maliciously, "Now leave me alone"