THAT'S WRONG!!!
A short lil' story about what happens at 4:00 a.m. in the morning, playing Metal Gear Solid 2 with a friend, *simultaneously tapping the R2 button on your PS2 controller during a CODEC conversation when you're addicted to Pocky and drunk on Ramune!!! .::Inhales Sharply::.
Actually, if you've done this before, you know exactly what I'm talking about!
*If you tap on the R2 button on you're controller while playing as Raiden in a Codec conversation, he'll say some amusing things. The phrase "That's Wrong!!!" just…stuck in my mind…heh heh…^_^
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Some things I came up with… with my friend!!! Such twisted thoughts we have…*clears throat*.
*Snake and Raiden watching the Super Bowl in enormous football jerseys*
Snake: Go Rams!
Raiden: Go Rams!
Snake & Raiden: YEAH RAMS!!!
*Otacon walks in*
Otacon: So…how's the game comin' you guys?
Raiden: Pretty good so far…
Snake: That Mariah Carey chick really screwed up my hearing though…ow…
Raiden: *laughs*
*Brittney Spears Pepsi commercial comes on*
Snake: *rubs temples* Oh no…not this again…
Raiden: Hey…she looks familiar…
Snake: *rolls eyes* Yeah… she kinda looks like you…
Raiden: *sweatdrop* I'll take that as a compliment…
*And the game wears on and on and on and finally…*
Snake: *slams beer can on the table* Dammit!!! They lost!!!
Raiden: Oh man… I stayed up past my bedtime for this!?!
Snake: *raises an eyebrow*
Raiden: I mean uh…oh damn! Yeah…that-that really sucks! *ahem*
*Otacon wakes up from under his doujinshi*
Otacon: Wha-? Wha-what happened?!?
Snake: The Rams lost…! *sobs*
Raiden: *pats him on the back* It's ok, Snake…
Snake: *sits up* Get the hell off me.
*Raiden quickly removes his hand*
*Solidus suddenly bursts in the room in ghetto clothing with huge silver chains hanging form his neck, beer foaming from his mouth like a rabid dog*
Solidus: Damn the Patriots!!!
*Snake, Raiden, and Otacon look at each other, then burst out laughing*
Solidus: Did I come in at the right time? Wait- what's so funny?
*The three of them continue laughing*
Solidus: The hell with you! Olga!
*Olga walks in with a hooker outfit on*
*They stop laughing and stare*
Snake and Raiden: WHOAAAA…
*Otacon blinks*
*Snake and Raiden jump up*
Snake and Raiden: Screw the game! Wait for us!
*Run into the next room with Olga and Solidus*
*Otacon stares, then gets up and plops back on the couch to read his hentai doujinshi*
1 Fin
Deatta? (How was it?) Please don't be too hard on me…it's my first attempt at a MGS fic. I know…it's corny…but we did it in 5 minutes so we deserve a little credit, right? ^_^ Sorry to make fun if you're a Mariah Carey or Brittney Spears fan…but we couldn't think straight! Oh yeah…Metal Gear 2 is Copyright Konami and Hideo Kojima as well as all of it's characters. Please don't sue me 'cause I'm broke. (^_^ Spent all my money on Ramune and Pocky…) R+R please, and no flaming!
~Ja ne, Tenjou-kun (Tomoko) and Chu Chu-chan
A short lil' story about what happens at 4:00 a.m. in the morning, playing Metal Gear Solid 2 with a friend, *simultaneously tapping the R2 button on your PS2 controller during a CODEC conversation when you're addicted to Pocky and drunk on Ramune!!! .::Inhales Sharply::.
Actually, if you've done this before, you know exactly what I'm talking about!
*If you tap on the R2 button on you're controller while playing as Raiden in a Codec conversation, he'll say some amusing things. The phrase "That's Wrong!!!" just…stuck in my mind…heh heh…^_^
***
Some things I came up with… with my friend!!! Such twisted thoughts we have…*clears throat*.
*Snake and Raiden watching the Super Bowl in enormous football jerseys*
Snake: Go Rams!
Raiden: Go Rams!
Snake & Raiden: YEAH RAMS!!!
*Otacon walks in*
Otacon: So…how's the game comin' you guys?
Raiden: Pretty good so far…
Snake: That Mariah Carey chick really screwed up my hearing though…ow…
Raiden: *laughs*
*Brittney Spears Pepsi commercial comes on*
Snake: *rubs temples* Oh no…not this again…
Raiden: Hey…she looks familiar…
Snake: *rolls eyes* Yeah… she kinda looks like you…
Raiden: *sweatdrop* I'll take that as a compliment…
*And the game wears on and on and on and finally…*
Snake: *slams beer can on the table* Dammit!!! They lost!!!
Raiden: Oh man… I stayed up past my bedtime for this!?!
Snake: *raises an eyebrow*
Raiden: I mean uh…oh damn! Yeah…that-that really sucks! *ahem*
*Otacon wakes up from under his doujinshi*
Otacon: Wha-? Wha-what happened?!?
Snake: The Rams lost…! *sobs*
Raiden: *pats him on the back* It's ok, Snake…
Snake: *sits up* Get the hell off me.
*Raiden quickly removes his hand*
*Solidus suddenly bursts in the room in ghetto clothing with huge silver chains hanging form his neck, beer foaming from his mouth like a rabid dog*
Solidus: Damn the Patriots!!!
*Snake, Raiden, and Otacon look at each other, then burst out laughing*
Solidus: Did I come in at the right time? Wait- what's so funny?
*The three of them continue laughing*
Solidus: The hell with you! Olga!
*Olga walks in with a hooker outfit on*
*They stop laughing and stare*
Snake and Raiden: WHOAAAA…
*Otacon blinks*
*Snake and Raiden jump up*
Snake and Raiden: Screw the game! Wait for us!
*Run into the next room with Olga and Solidus*
*Otacon stares, then gets up and plops back on the couch to read his hentai doujinshi*
1 Fin
Deatta? (How was it?) Please don't be too hard on me…it's my first attempt at a MGS fic. I know…it's corny…but we did it in 5 minutes so we deserve a little credit, right? ^_^ Sorry to make fun if you're a Mariah Carey or Brittney Spears fan…but we couldn't think straight! Oh yeah…Metal Gear 2 is Copyright Konami and Hideo Kojima as well as all of it's characters. Please don't sue me 'cause I'm broke. (^_^ Spent all my money on Ramune and Pocky…) R+R please, and no flaming!
~Ja ne, Tenjou-kun (Tomoko) and Chu Chu-chan