Disclamer: Don't own anyone that you reconise
a/n: I wrote this with my friend taking it in turns at a line at a time. First Fanfic. r&r
CRAZY
Now we need a new topic
WHAT? YOU PICK. FIRST THING IN YOUR HEAD
Smallville
I KNEW THAT YOU START THE SENTANCE
One day Chloe...
GOT A LAMBBIGINI
Which is a type of bikini (the story is based 30 years from now where bathers are cars surprisingly no character has aged)
THAT SHOWS MOST OF HER BODY
She can go up to walking per hour
THEN SHE WENT TO THE BEACH TO CATCH THE RAYS
Then she got sun cancer
AND DIED
Lois got upset
So she buried Chloe with next to her Lamborghini
But some robber stole it
So she called the police
When Sheriff Nacey Adams was told she started to laugh evilly
Lois backed out and was sad. She was going to sell the Lamborghini for millions of dollars
Then she came up with an idea
She would go to a FIND UR LAMBIGINI MEETING
She found one but when she arrived...
They were all vampires (with Lana as the host)
They ordered pizza
With BLOOD
And extra cheese
And they ate it with there sharp teeth
Lois left because she was soooo grossed out
And went to mourn
She lay down beside Chloe grave and fell asleep
AND CLARK CAME AND... (SOZ CAPS LOCK IS ON. I WILL TURN IT OFF. There)
Found Lois with a major sunburn
But he didn't want her to die like CHLOE
He took her to the hospital and a miracle happened
And the miracle was
That she was pregnant with
NOTHING
Actually I was thinking a duck
Write the story not a statement
But it turned out the duck died
So they
Had a celebration party
And all got drunk
They went for a drive
And had a
CRASH
But Clark saved them
Clark was in the car
He jumped out
And over the edge of the cliff
Into the ravine
He took his skateboard with him
And he turns it into the worlds biggest skate park
Made of chocolate
And cream
And pudding
And pizza
So Clark left felling very sick
And ignored
Because his imaginary friends decided to not be friends any more
Because he had a sad life
He tried to commit suicided once by
Falling off a pig
He thought it was a horse
With a knife
That was made of plastic
And was pink
With green spots
And a yellow bow
It broke
He cried
She died
Who
Chloe
She is dead
Remember how I said he tried to commit suicide before
Oh I get it now. Anyway he joined a pirate crew
He sucked so they made him walk the plank
Into a pit of jelly fish (evil ones too)
They ate him (did u no that jellyfish have 4 stomachs)
Really and he broke free
The jelly fish could regenerate
And came after him
Clark found out he could swim
But he did not have his floties
So he started to run on the water
But he was too heavy
He got rescued by
The pirates
Who made him eat all of their stale food
And grass
Clark asked why they had grass
They said there fave colour was green
There were worms in the grass
His fave worms
Especially the long fat ones
Ewwwwww and he then asked for more
Then he got fat and the ship sunk
So he died
Bout time
So Lois cried
She was still red from the sun burn
So she
Got sun cancer
And did not die
No because the found a cure (in a very short time)
So she pours it on Chloe's rotted body. (EWWWW)
And she comes back to lives as a zombie
A green one to
With pink spots
Like the knife except opposite
That was where my thinking was coming from
Oh and then Chloe and Lois go to a strip club
Everyone runs away
Because Chloe is green
And has only one leg
Why
Because the other one snapped off
Oh ok
Lex came in to the story by
Killing people
First he killed
Bob
Who is Clark's son
And Lana's
Who is at the mental institution
Because
She went insane over
A pencil
That snapped
Because
Clark pushed to hard on the paper
Because he was
Writing a
Essay
For
English
And for a witch teacher
The witches name was Bermuda
Named after the triangle
Because she was always disappearing
And...
Lois made a great discovery
She was related to Julius Caesar
Because of a time machine
So she went back to
Before Chloe died and
And saved her from her horrid death.
Then she went back further and gave Clark a stronger pencil
So Lana did not go insane
And she stopped Lex from killing Bob
So Lana and Clark had a son
Clark didn't try to commit suicided or join the pirates
And then she went back to her own time. But because she had done so much the future was mucked up
She tried to tell people what happened so it would calm down but no one believed her
She was married to LEX. Lana and Clark and Bob had moved to Bermuda. Chloe had become a Goth and Martha was DEAD
So Lois went back in time and tried again
And...
When she went back to the present it was still mucked up
No one believed her still
So she gave up
No she didn't she wanted Clark to be hers not Lana's so she made Bob never exist and she married Clark
And had, Lauren Mai,
and Jesse Russel!
Anyway Lana married Lex and had a son named Leroy Quentin, and Chloe married Jason and had daughter name Krystal Anna
Jason came back for Lana's heart but got someone better
CHLOE
So after all the mayhem it turned out alright until
Lionel proposed to Martha
What a cute couple (YUK)
Hahahahahaha then Lois went on a car ride with Lauren when
Clark said
She's pregnant
Lois dropped her phone and nearly screamed but
Clark said kidding the real news is...
Lionel's in a coma
He tells Lois he is at the hospital with Jesse (There son)
so Lois goes to the hospital and Tells Lauren and her twin brother Jesse to
Eat the wonderful taste of hospital food
Hahahahahahaha so Lois and Clark went into the room there was
A long beep noise
Lionel was dead or was he
It was coming from the room next door
A nurse came in she said
"Are you related to the president?"
No Clark said but then a doctor came in and said
"Are you related to Barney the dinosaur?"
"NO!"
Lois stared at the doctor then told him to get lost
The doctor hurried out
Lois then said to Clark
"I LOVE U"
Awe... isn't that sweet. Lois dropped her bag
Ok... Anyway she dropped her bag because
They started kissing
IN A HOSPITAL ROOM
Any way in her bag was the time machine
How did it fit in her bag
I never said how big it was
Anyway so the time machine fell out of her bag and BROKE
One day Chloe…